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Sniperwoof said:
From the official Planned Parenthood Twitter account. This isn't satire, they're actually bringing a fucking abortionmobile to the DNC.

Conservatives are weird.

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This isn't on the main planned parenthood Twitter. It's on @ppgreatrivers

It could be satire because one of their posts is literally "pro abortion" but it's clown world so I can't tell. (Edit: they seem to link to the legit pp st louis site and it isn't marked as parody so...I guess real?)

Also you should archive.
 
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Sniperwoof said:
The DNC 2024 colorized.

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That fucking Draft Kings logo really gets me MATI. If I see one more ad for a gambling service, I'm going to call my governor's office and scream the nigger word until they block my number.
John Badman said:
He was okay before 08. I think as time went on he found his Jewish roots networking through democrat propaganda. I liked when he got Tucker fired from CNN’s Crossfire.
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Indeed. During the Bush years, he didn't go that hard into the paint against him or the Republicans. He just gave them the rope to hang themselves. After the Chocolate Messiah took office, though, most comedians with a corporate job and no stand-up career became insufferable.

The real fall from grace was Colbert. Once people realized he was actually a milquetoast, insufferable cocksmooch, that was it.
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
sort of funny that black women fucking love bland white dudes, she's probably getting fucked by him too, or at least having him eat her.
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She's far too old and female.

Justa Grata Honoria said:
tbh vasectomies should be mandatory for deabeats and men who create single mothers
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Once again just discarding all responsibility. Surprise, surprise.

HackerX said:
They'll strive for a higher level of cringe. Wheel out James Earl Jones in a Vader suit and say "Kamala, it is you who is the chosen one". Then everyone claps.
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I doubt it. James Earl Jones is a Republican and Disney/Kennedyfilm hate him. I'm surprised he sold them his voice, but I think he did it for the fans with the hope that things will get better some day. The official Star Wars Twitter account hardly ever mentioned him and hasn't even mentioned him since 2019 or wished him Happy Birthday since 2018:
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They'll strive for a higher level of cringe. Wheel out James Earl Jones in a Vader suit and say "Kamala, it is you who is the chosen one". Then everyone claps.
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Break out a hologram of Princess Leia to anoint Kanambla the new leader of the Rebel Alliance*. Ruin that shambling corpse of a franchise even more. They did it with one corpse for four years, what difference does another make? What about two more? Three?

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Sniperwoof said:
The only thing John Stewart had ever been able to translate into financial success has been his sarcastic, smirking, rationalist, cock gargling, soyboy persona.

He's always desperately wanted to be a big Hollywood player but he's failed at both acting and directing and even had time to wrote a book that was a critical and commercial failure.

I'm sure it eats him up inside knowing he's utterly talentless and his only relevance comes from being a dancing monkey for the DNC but that's his bartender's problem now.
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Factually true but also he's so irrelevant I don't understand the animus
 
Stewart and Colbert both lost the plot with TDS. Attacking Crossfire and Rally to Restore Sanity were both efforts to speak out against hyperpartisan division. What is Stewart doing now? Doing a hyperpartisan convention appearance. Insanity won. They are both the sort of people their pre-Trump selves would mock now.
 
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Hunter Hearst Helmsley said:
Stewart and Colbert both lost the plot with TDS. Attacking Crossfire and Rally to Restore Sanity were both efforts to speak out against hyperpartisan division. What is Stewart doing now? Doing a hyperpartisan convention appearance. Insanity won. They are both the sort of people their pre-Trump selves would mock now.
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Honestly, I highly doubt it. Colbert likely would mock them, but Stewart wouldn't. Stewart is a smarmy, smug fucking asshole, and he's allowed his mask to slip more than once. John Stewart is a more annoying Bill Maher. At least Bill has the sensibility to call out the crazies of his own side (even though I disagree with him on like 99% of his political stances). Stewart would cheer the crazies on his side to pwn the cons.
 
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Glancing back at that Crossifre interview to jog my memory, this popped out as now a LOLOLOLOLOL for the guy about to speak at the convention for the lady who received 0 primary votes:
CARLSON: Is John Kerry -- is John Kerry really the best? I mean, John Kerry has...

(CROSSTALK)

STEWART: Is he the best? I thought Lincoln was good.

(LAUGHTER)

CARLSON: Is he the best the Democrats can do?

STEWART: Is he the best the Democrats can do?

CARLSON: Yes, this year of the whole field.

STEWART: I had always thought, in a democracy -- and, again, I don't know -- I've only lived in this country -- that there's a process. They call them primaries.

CARLSON: Right.

STEWART: And they don't always go with the best, but they go with whoever won. So is he the best? According to the process.
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Calling out partisanship, being part of their strategies:
STEWART: See, the thing is, we need your help. Right now, you're helping the politicians and the corporations. And we're left out there to mow our lawns.

BEGALA: By beating up on them? You just said we're too rough on them when they make mistakes.

STEWART: No, no, no, you're not too rough on them. You're part of their strategies. You are partisan, what do you call it, hacks.
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Like I said, 2004 Stewart would hate 2024 Stewart. He is a part of the Harris strategy.
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
i love this, they really are embracing Kamala as some sista soldier type, the type of ghetto bitch she spend her entire judicial career locking up. She's the step mom that either goes "big fucking deal, lol" or "i'm sorry come here for a hug" depending on how sober and how much she remembers she's a parent that day. If anything the way she's governed is exactly how she'd treat her kids problems. laugh it away, because she's not really that invested in them.
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She wasn't even around when her husband's children were growing up, she's never been in a situation where a child of hers is being bullied. I can believe she'd try to pull some ghetto bullshit and try to attack a bullying child, but it's likely the kid would put her on her ass, or their parents would. It's just a ridiculous hypothetical to make twitterati think she's a tough badass.
 
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