Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[repentance]

Whats the chance the feds are interested in rekeita rolling over on the dealer who supplied him?

Is there a universe where rekeita is found in a warehouse accidentally suicided?

To clarify I hope nothing like that happens to the dood but the idea intrigues me

Anyone selling ounces of coke is still near the bottom of the food chain. I doubt Nick knows any information which would interest the feds.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

That drexel the grooming nigger could put up with nick gaslighting instead of speaking for over two decades and finally just now after the eight year old is maxed out on cocaine does nick get cut off.

On one hand nigger IQ, on the other hand, nick's entire inability to not lie about everything and grasp at times when he was vague and say garbage like "I didn't say that" must be so insufferable. If anyone had a choice I could see running for the hills. Those poor kids, but overall, fuck kayla and april the coke whore for leaving the kids to a life exposed to that.

Kids raised by a pathological liar and the other "not in danger" situations nick puts them in (great logic there father of nick) are going to end up on a stripper pole, or worse.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's a shame there isn't an opportunity to highlight Close's ongoing association with Nick.

I dunno about "ongoing," but Balldo's Gate did a bangup job highlighting the association up to now. Turns out it goes back to 2021. Well before Nick started to full on LOLCow.

See this post in happenings.

 

[AnOminous]

Just like on SA, the thread has been totally derailed by people posting page after page of unfunny "jokes" and running them into the ground.

Welcome to every thread on the farms. Have you noticed that Nick Rekieta has such a limp penis that he can't even use it and so he uses a bizarre cuck cage called a "Balldo" so he can ram his balls into it and then use his balls as a weird dick substitute because his penis doesn't work, so he shoves this weird cuck cage into females (or males we do not actually know), while his limp flaccid penis flops around impotently, because he hopes for the so-called "ballgasm" that the happy merchants who sell this thing promise?

I mean certainly I'm the first person to notice this. Nobody else ever has.

Nick's reputation was pristine before this.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Ya yawn just talking of buying court transcript for that hearing, last hearing didn’t go so well for few party. Way Josh asking even one chill and don,t go full retard in court. In all

Honest question: Are you Jamaican, Nigerian, or some other form of island or African nigger saar speaking a pidgin? If so, how would you even find this place?

Or maybe your Benadryl is kicking in, who knows?

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Nick's reputation was pristine before this.

What's very funny for me (and not in a weird way) is that the Turkey Tom video has presented Rekieta to a whole new audience without the "baggage" of his pristine reputation. He has truly become Balldoman to the zoomers.

 

[repentance]

Also, apparently Drexel stopped talking to Nick over one of Nick's lies. No I'm not posting a clip, this is a Safe for Work forum. Check out elb's channel.

We've seen the clip.

I dunno about "ongoing," but Balldo's Gate did a bangup job highlighting the association up to now. Turns out it goes back to 2021. Well before Nick started to full on LOLCow.

I meant it's a shame that it can't be used as a rebuttal to Nick trying to use it as grounds for denying public access to things.

 

[themanwhowalks]

why would you wear a hat in what is 90 degree weather.

>Why would you wear a hat in sunny weather
Thats a real tough one champ

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

80 pages behind, and I am starting to wonder how is that most of Nicky's Xitter interactions don't go like this:

Nicky: REEE THE PEDOPHILES IN MY LOCALS ON LE EBIL KIWI FARMS ARE AFTER MUH KEEDZ WHOM I NEGLECT!!
First reply: Aren't you that cuck who let some other man fuck your wife?
Nicky: THESE WEIRDOS WANT TO SEE WHERE MUH COCAINE METABOLITES-POSITIVE KEEDZ SLEEP!!
First reply: Aren't you that cuck who let some other man fuck your wife?
Nicky: *literally anything*
First reply: Aren't you that cuck etc.

This is not a "muh personal army" post, don't bother the weirdo fetishist cuck. I'm just honestly perplexed at how he's still getting reactions other than mostly disgust and/or dismissal.

 

[SNU]

This is a violation of his civil rights and clear evidence of a conspiracy

 

[Captain Manning]

I meant it's a shame that it can't be used as a rebuttal to Nick trying to use it as grounds for denying public access to things.

Oh, he'd probably just come back and say something about how this guy was only in his orbit since 2021, but had a KF account since 2019.

When you get right down to it, it's a stupid line of inquiry wrought by Nick trying to get a dig in on the Farms. The Judge apparently didn't even give a shit about that part of his argument.

EDIT: Clarification.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

That's unfortunate you're having trouble differentiating between a sociopath's legal strategy and case facts.

have a Thomas the tank engine

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Calling me autistic when you're just actually wrong? Brave my lad

 

[AnOminous]

Ever notice why this idiot cihmps out about everything in this thead (that he totally does not read and is not hitting F5 over and over), he somehow has never addressed why he has to use a Balldo because his dick is completely flaccid and can't get hard?

I'm sure I'm not the only person to notice this, even though Balldo has replacd his usual pfp with this weird Forrest Gump thing where he looks like a retarded Nazi.

This isn't even something we did to make fun of him for. He did this to himself on purpose.

LMAO.


This absolute mental retard DELIBERATELY chose this to represent himself. Given every opportunity to present himself, this is the image this absolute faggot chose.

Great jerb, you fuckin idiot love child of Richard Spencer and Forrest Gump.

 

[Mutley]

They both possessed it. If Kayla is guilty so is Nick.

They both had a duty not to endanger children. If neither of them did that, they're both guilty.

It's pretty cut and dry.

If this is Nick's plan it's a pipe dream. And the pipe is a crack pipe.

But for Nick, even a constructive posession charge will be a win in his mind.

All he cares about is his internet persona... So if he gets Kayla to take the fall, and he just gets caught on a constructive posession charge, then he can still (in his mind) take the "W" and own the internet by continuing the delusion that he was right all along.. saying.."see i wasnt on drugs, wasnt a user, they were not mine, it was all Aaron who got my wife addicted, I was trying to help kayla" and so on...

In other words he can continue to take no responsibilioty for any of his actions and will probably still be allowed to drink even with that charge (and I think him being allowed to drink alcohol is very important to him). After all can you imaginge how he will cope if he got charged with posession and got 2 years probation and could not drink for those 2 years.....

 

[repentance]

When you get right down to it, it's a stupid line of inquiry wrought by Nick trying to get a dig in on the Farms. The Judge likely didn't even give a shit.

This is absolutely the case.

I'm kind of amused that Nick may have gone through all the requests for access to records, looking for one he could use to oppose the omnibus hearing being streamed, though. I'm pretty sure the judge would have noticed that the request wasn't even related to the streaming of any proceedings.

 

[AnOminous]

But for Nick, even a constructive posession charge will be a win in his mind.

But that's the fun part. That's why lolcows are lolcows. They routinely perceive huge losses as wins, and crow about winning, when anyone with a measurable IQ knows they just lost horribly.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is absolutely the case.

I'm kind of amused that Nick may have gone through all the requests for access to records, looking for one he could use to oppose the omnibus hearing being streamed, though. I'm pretty sure the judge would have noticed that the request wasn't even related to the streaming of any proceedings.

That reminds me, it's worth remembering the grandma hambeast in his Locals was one of the people that put in a records request.



Now maybe her motivation was to try and help him, but if I were in his shoes I'd be concerned about her (plus he knows none of that shit is actually gonna help him).

 

[Scan_Lines]

Ever notice why this idiot cihmps out about everything in this thead (that he totally does not read and is not hitting F5 over and over), he somehow has never addressed why he has to use a Balldo because his dick is completely flaccid and can't get hard?

I still can't get my head round the concept of that being the reason he uses a balldo as there's other things that help with erectile dysfunction.

Aaron said he also took pills for his penis problems but there's also penis pumps and other things to help with it. I do have to wonder if this was just shit spreading by Aaron.

If my dick stopped working, I'm not sure I'd even think about repurposing my balls for the job without trying to fix my cock first. On top of that, would April really stay with a guy with a limp dick? Am I underestimating the power of cocaine?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Am I underestimating the power of cocaine?

Yes. That, and a trust fund.

 

[Captain Manning]

If my dick stopped working, I'm not sure I'd even think about repurposing my balls for the job without trying to fix my cock first. On top of that, would April really stay with a guy with a limp dick? Am I underestimating the power of cocaine?

Yes and yes.

In support of this, I cite the famous line by Rick James.