Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Not worth the risk to use a phone. If you wanna try that shit get one of those recorder pens, the most discreet looking one you can find, and wear it in your shirt pocket while carrying a notebook.

Do not do anything remotely like this. Even if someone gets away with this, the leaked audio alone would piss off the court and the judge to quite an extent. Seriously, folks: do not fuck with court proceedings. Don't even think about it. Don't even go if you think you might involuntarily start giggling. You will be thrown out and you will likely get your own thread here.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

Will the courts allow a mister metokur hat if you dress in a suit?

 

[BathTubShine]

@Null You have a really special place in his heart. Just as you predicted, filing that motion really triggered him.
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Xrekieta Xlaw has almost 160k followers on X... His Xoping Xeething Xeets about farms and Jersh only gather 100-400 likes nowadays and under 30k views.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Don't be a retard. Don't break the law. If you plan to do so, certainly do NOT advertise it online.

That said. Don't break the law.

Is it really breaking the law if they don't catch you!?
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Just kidding if you have to check in your phone they probably know most of the tricks how people try to do it so it really would be retarded to try. Didn't know I thought you just give ID and go trough metal detector and your good to go.

 

[Terrifik]

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Will the courts allow a mister metokur hat if you dress in a suit?

why would you wear a hat in what is 90 degree weather.

@CavewomenDCJ

Is it really breaking the law if they don't catch you!?
...
Just kidding if you have to check in your phone they probably know most of the tricks how people try to do it so it really would be retarded to try. Didn't know I thought you just give ID and go trough metal detector and your good to go.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19108290

 

[Telvanni]

To those bummed that there's no video footage, you fail to realize the bright side of that-
Livestream ep where Josh and Sean read the transcript and roleplay as Balldo + the court

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Is it really breaking the law if they don't catch you!?
...
Just kidding if you have to check in your phone they probably know most of the tricks how people try to do it so it really would be retarded to try. Didn't know I thought you just give ID and go trough metal detector and your good to go.

Some courthouses have more security than airports.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

hope someone here happens to be a stenographer

they can't stop you from stenning

I'll be an hour from Spicer on the 21st. I hope to take in the afternoon session. Balldo's Magic Motions should make the omnibus an all-day affair.
EDIT: Wilmar? Oh I'm there for the afternoon. I might even make it before the lunch break.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

Of course there's no stream.oh well. There's always one other option


Anyone wanna play james bond for a day?

You all are no fun.

THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT COMMIT CRIMES. SINCE APPARENTLY IT HAS TO BE SAID.

 

[Lonely khan]

Your kids deserve their own clothes, and not just what their big brother/sister originally wore, and who’s the only one to get new clothes

Kids grow out of things quickly, trying to keep everyone in new clothes is nonsense spending even if you are rich. When they reach a certain age they will want to pick their own clothes for school etc and you should let them have their own identity, when they all enjoy spiderman or unicorn t shirts it's okay to share since the kids will want to wear the stuff you already have anyway.

The point isn't "new clothes", the point is "clean clothes". Being a millionaire and not feeding the kids and keeping them clean is a crime, a family of 7 sharing clothes is perfectly normal. I'm aghast he was buying shitty 10k paintings and not sending out for the clothes to he laundered.

That's indicative of something worse than hating your kids, that's just pure apathy.

TLDR Clean Clothes>Personal Wardrobe

 

[SaltyFanta]

To those bummed that there's no video footage, you fail to realize the bright side of that-
Livestream ep where Josh and Sean read the transcript and roleplay as Balldo + the court

Honestly this sounds like a lot of fun, maybe Legal Mindset and a couple others could jump in and each play a different character.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Well maybe you should do a pushup, Null!

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Nick's response was amazingly quick and gay, just like his sexual encounters.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Hand-me-downs are not necessarily imposed by the parents. There are kids who see their big brother or sister wear something and they want to wear it too

Grew up classic middle-class, and my mom would ask me what I wanted from my older brother. Whatever I didn't want would get donated.

I can see Kayla being overwhelmed by having to take all the kids shopping, and using hand-me-downs as a simple way for the kids to have clothes. Also I can imagine that it is something that you just do in more conservative, religious families as something that appears as what people did "in the good ol' days"

When I was a kid we had “play clothes” and “school/church clothes.” The school or church stuff was bought specifically for each kid and was expected to be in good condition. The play clothes were invariably hand me downs that no one cared about. Paint, grass stains, mud was all fair game.
Even rich people may not want kids to trash decent clothes needlessly.

Edited for grammar

 

[Alter Ego]

There will probably be a court reporter there, and you can fill out a form and pay a fee for the transcript upon a quick google search. Seems pretty quick and easy in case anyone is interested. Link: https://www.mncourts.gov/Find-Courts/Tenth-Judicial-District/Transcript-Requests.aspx

If we can be sure that a transcript will be available, that gives any note-taking attendees the freedom to focus on the details besides what's being said.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Just as a thought, if you are going to show up at court, maybe don't announce it here. Depending on how few people show up you might end up doxing yourself simply by telling people you will be there in advance.

Considering the number of people who got an axe to grind with the Farms, they might just show up to film in front of the court house to catch some faces.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's response was amazingly quick and gay, just like his sexual encounters.

Isn't claiming victory because you literally just filed something like claiming you won a boxing match just because you put on your gloves and trunks?

Considering the number of people who got an axe to grind with the Farms, they might just show up to film in front of the court house to catch some faces.

Dress like someone who belongs there, show up at least before any previous hearing, if there is one, and don't leave for a while afterwards. If you just show up at the beginning of the hearing and leave immediately afterwards, you might as well just wear a Kiwi Farms T-shirt.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Of course there's no stream.oh well. There's always one other option

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Anyone wanna play james bond for a day?

You all are no fun.

You do it. Enjoy contempt of court, stalker pedo. A judge in Michigan gave a nigger a year and a half sentence for contempt because the nigger wouldn't stop chimping out. I'm never pissing off a judge.

 

[Fapcop]

And decent motels nearby I can take Kayla too for some post hearing R&R and de-stressing?

Since Papa Null wants us all on our best and least degenerate behavior, my original plan of fingering her quietly right there in the courtroom is kinda out the window.

Also: For those attending the trial, I will pay good $$ for upskirts of April.

 

[Lian Xing]

Of course there's no stream.oh well. There's always one other option

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Anyone wanna play james bond for a day?

You all are no fun.

I like where your head is at, but it's not worth the risk of jail.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

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Will the courts allow a mister metokur hat if you dress in a suit?

How about some formal attire?