Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

you will have to check your phone in and dont be a retard.

Sorry I can only manage one of those

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It seems the pretty good day is about these two new filings in his case?
Seems like an overreaction.

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More like he is straight up making shit up again.
Someone with an anon Xitter account should just post both files in fulltext and explain how retarded he is.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

It seems the pretty good day is about these two new filings in his case?
Seems like an overreaction.

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Celebrating a filing is just counting chicks before they hatch for cokeheads.

 

[TheTourist]

Nick is not acting like a man who is confident about how things are going.

 

[Lurker]

i think the official kiwi court uniform for the rekieta trial should include a corn motif

just a nice subtle nod to THE HARVEST

 

[Monster of the week]

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.

And as weapons too: they allow him to play the "he wants to see them because he's a pedo" card. There's something very satisfying about his lies being flat out exposed, regardless of if they were already known to be lies.

 

[Fapcop]

Hand me downs are perfectly acceptable when you have more than 2 kids.

If you’re working class sure.

If you make six figures, let alone are as rich as Nick, fuck that.

Your kids deserve their own clothes, and not just what their big brother/sister originally wore, and who’s the only one to get new clothes.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Get hoisted by your own petard, Rackets. Stop hiding behind your poor, neglected, starving children you fucking coward.

 

[Jex]

 

[Vibralldo]

Well maybe you should do a pushup, Null!

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Nick wants to be Juju so bad he's started stealing his jokes

Nick unfortunately cannot do a pushup, as his feminine, anorexic twig arms would immediately snap

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

Whabout balldos? Do they count?

 

[Polyboros2]

He’s going to take the plea now that the pretrial isn’t going to be broadcast. Now, Nick not having trial footage archived on the internet forever is part of the deal.

1000% this, even if the plea deal is a nightmare to him, like no alcohol for a year with regular testing, he'll take the plea and get rid of the immediate ego suffering and worry about failed piss tests when they inevitably happen

 

[FamicomGorby]

It seems the pretty good day is about these two new filings in his case?
Seems like an overreaction.

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Glad to hear it! Did somebody un-cocaine your 9 year old? / Funny you should say that - Xeet / Archive
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Vindication!

Can't wait till he just takes a plea deal and pretends nothing ever happened.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck, I guess I gotta go then. Dm me for strategies on how to annotate in the cleanest way.

Find out whether you're allowed to use a laptop. You probably can't. If not, use a legal pad and pen. There's a reason they call it that.

 

[WelperHelper99]

i think the official kiwi court uniform for the rekieta trial should include a corn motif

just a nice subtle nod to THE HARVEST

A gold corn cob tie tac or pin should suffice.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Do they ger checked out before entering the court? Can you bring in your phone and just record sound secretly?

Not worth the risk to use a phone. If you wanna try that shit get one of those recorder pens, the most discreet looking one you can find, and wear it in your shirt pocket while carrying a notebook.

Don't be a retard. Don't break the law. If you plan to do so, certainly do NOT advertise it online.

That said. Don't break the law.

Court conservatively or Rekieta conservatively?

No Hot Topic belts.

 

[Punished Brent]

1. Can I bring a recording device?
2. Is someone else already guaranteed to show?

 

[AnOminous]

He has said (perhaps heavily implied) that 'weird' was a euphemism because you cannot sue for defamation over it.

Yeah, sure. And saying "in Minecraft" means the fedposting you just did is legal.

1. Can I bring a recording device?
2. Is someone else already guaranteed to show?

Almost certainly not and if you did it would be contempt of court subjecting you to fines or even possible jail time.

You can ask and if they say yes, sure. But don't do it unless you have explicit permission.

He's worse than Ron now.

Ron was, so far as I know, only a metaphorical cuck, and it was a running gag because of his "I'd rather be a cuck with Monica than alone." Nick is an open and notorious cuck of the literal sort.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

If you make six figures, let alone are as rich as Nick, fuck that.

Hand-me-downs are not necessarily imposed by the parents. There are kids who see their big brother or sister wear something and they want to wear it too

Grew up classic middle-class, and my mom would ask me what I wanted from my older brother. Whatever I didn't want would get donated.

I can see Kayla being overwhelmed by having to take all the kids shopping, and using hand-me-downs as a simple way for the kids to have clothes. Also I can imagine that it is something that you just do in more conservative, religious families as something that appears as what people did "in the good ol' days"

 

[BathTubShine]

He’s going to take the plea now that the pretrial isn’t going to be broadcast. Now, Nick not having trial footage archived on the internet forever is part of the deal.

iirc someone mentioned earlier that even if he pleads the sentencing would/could still be recorded as it's not part of pre-trial.
I Might be wrong though, am not from Ze land of the Free.