DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He's still pretending its a joke..

He went "blue hogans, green hogans, polka dot hogans!" trying way too hard to pretend he doesn't know exactly what the hogans are.
The idiot already forgot that he admitted to playing WWEC on the side scrollers. This is what happens if you lie all the time, Phil. It's really hard to keep track of them all.
 
Smugsyde Phil is insufferable. Desperatesyde Phil is hilarous
It should be studied how fast this man can be convinced that literally everything has done a 180. You would think someone like him would be a little apprehensive about the entire thing but he got some money and thinks he has a couple friends and now he's so convinced that things have changed that he's worried about them seeing the Joon doc.
 
Phil was so right about a judge destroying the disney+ arbitration agreement on that woman that died at their restaurant.
and he is totally right about inquisition being a fun game because it was awesome! I am def going to watch him play that game on Halloween before I buy it
 
It's wild how duplicitous DSP is if anybody took him at his word. "I've changed doods! I'm not the person that deserved all that hate 10 years ago!" straight into "I don't have to apologize for any of my behavior! Who cares if I've spent all my money on WWE Champions and called people nigger! You can't touch me you seething little fucks!" in the span of 4k that he's probably spent every last dime of and 2 people who at the very least are trying to stir the pot with half a dozen internet personalities by giving DSP the glow up treatment. If the Kino audience is genuinely enjoying DSP's content, more power to them. "A fool and his money are soon parted" or something like that. Meanwhile Khet is taking even more L's than usual: soundproofing foam, a pc, more streetfighter gear, and gods knows what else and still no honeymoon that DSP even recently said they can't do a vacation because of how tight money is. Not even Kino Casino's bankroll can get this man a couple days off to spend with his wife.
 
is it too optimistic to say that we might actually get a wwec admission? he's been talking about it a lot lately. KC ego boost had him admit to being addicted to supercard, something that would have definitely earned you a lean just a few weeks ago.
My personal cope is that KC are goading him into leaning into the ego inflation in order to get Phil to lean in to the findom aspect of his content he already sort of touches on. Instead of "give me money so I don't have to eat lunchmeat" it becomes "Tip NOW peasant scum I need to do more pulls". Kind of manipulating DSP into becoming a more obnoxious beggar for laughs. Warski is a retarded faggot though so anyone willing to hitch up with him as a career like Triple P (as lord Philip doth name him) is probably also a retarded faggot too so this is 100% my fanfiction wishlist.
 
Regarding khet: I dont think she questions the finances. As long as things are payed for(bills, food, phone, internet, utilities, etc) she wont question anything, now if lets say an internet or electricity bill is due and they get it cut, then she will start to ask questions. Basically is shes comfy nothing else matter which is a bad mind set to have more so in their case where the golden years of them dont look so golden.

KC: He is currently riding the high of being """"""""relevant"""""'""" so he will be more brazen, more than usual. Now whem the honeymoon phase ends, whenever that may be, he will be back to be regular dsp and into irrelevance. A part of me hopes that since hes gotten more brazen and such that he will catch the eye of the normies and/or commentary community and they start talking about him. Overall this KC Arc had been a breath of fresh air and has bring more hilarity than even the Sidescrollers interview imo. Remember to sit back and relax as you see a fat polack im a slow sinking ship.
 
So this is just a findom stream now? We are just straight up a financial domination fetish streamer? This obnoxious findom shit is only semi tolerated by KC watchers because PPP is funny and well respected (despite being shackled to Bloodsports' biggest ball and chain/retard OBS operator), but only they do begging like this. It's something that's unique to them, and something that PPP needed to do to counteract his previous monetization stance.

But Triple P has completely gaslit Dave into thinking it's normal, shits wild. The begging recently has gotten 100x more greasy and slimy somehow, so thanks Ashton, DSP is definitely gonna get more eyes on him with this type of behavior. I don't know if he realizes this yet
 
So this is just a findom stream now? We are just straight up a financial domination fetish streamer? This obnoxious findom shit is only semi tolerated by KC watchers because PPP is funny and well respected (despite being shackled to Bloodsports' biggest ball and chain/retard OBS operator), but only they do begging like this. It's something that's unique to them, and something that PPP needed to do to counteract his previous monetization stance.

But Triple P has completely gaslit Dave into thinking it's normal, shits wild. The begging recently has gotten 100x more greasy and slimy somehow, so thanks Ashton, DSP is definitely gonna get more eyes on him with this type of behavior. I don't know if he realizes this yet
Pretty much... I wasn't aware that KC fans were fin subs but I guess they are. At least with DSP fans you could say they were SSI checks, as the beginning of the month was always hype. Not knowing you're a short bus rider is probably worse.

And no, I am 100% not seething that fin subs aren't getting off giving me money. There's a line where it goes from funny to weird and I think we're racing towards it, and neither party knows it lmao.
 
KC: He is currently riding the high of being """"""""relevant"""""'""" so he will be more brazen, more than usual. Now whem the honeymoon phase ends, whenever that may be, he will be back to be regular dsp and into irrelevance. A part of me hopes that since hes gotten more brazen and such that he will catch the eye of the normies and/or commentary community and they start talking about him. Overall this KC Arc had been a breath of fresh air and has bring more hilarity than even the Sidescrollers interview imo. Remember to sit back and relax as you see a fat polack im a slow sinking ship.
Hard to tell what would be a funnier end to this arc, that KC gets bored and moves on, KC pulls the rug, or DSP manages to fuck up all the "good will and positivity".
 
Idk why I’m surprised but it’s genuinely so pathetic that Dave is sitting her going clown mode over beating diamond ranked players. You’ve gotten multiple characters to master and are constantly whining about having to play against scrubs. Like somebody at his believed skill level shouldn’t be taking this much delight in stomping scrubs. Fighting games aren’t fun beating people way below your skill level unless you’re loser who needs any victory you can get for a dopamine hit

So his new thing is to just say felting every 5 minutes now? This dude is the most annoying kinda person, he hears a phrase or joke and then repeats it to death to compensate for his lack of a personality, it’s little kid shit
 
When this ends, as I think it will given how intense it all is, will DSP memoryhole the fact that he went 180 on his no drama/Phil's an island promises? You know, the promises he made to foster positivity and protect his community? It’s wild how radically he’s dropped that for some cash sources.
 
When this ends, as I think it will given how intense it all is, will DSP memoryhole the fact that he went 180 on his no drama/Phil's an island promises? You know, the promises he made to foster positivity and protect his community? It’s wild how radically he’s dropped that for some cash sources.
I mean when the doc comes out, he can't really retcon that he's an asshole now. At least he had the spectacle about a month ago that he was "changed". But now, when the masses see the documentary and come over to his channel, they'll see he's somehow worse now.
 
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