Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[bliblblblbbllb]

You know what, I think she honestly looks like she has healthier circulation and fat distribution than a lot of people her weight. She still has the vague semblance of ankles and no parts of her body are totally purple or red, nor does she have so much overhang that she's developing goblin skin in the folds. Anna has the benefit of being naturally tall with a strong frame: in another reality I think she'd be built for shotput or discus or combat sports.

She's just very, very fat. The weight loss from the ozempic was noticeable- the results of her lipo/lymph surgery has not been. I think even if she did lose a massive amount of weight, she'd probably end up with giant skin bags/lymph issues around her knees, inner thighs, a gunt flap, bingo wings, and double tit flaps that could all be addressed with surgery. But it just seems really really stupid to try to address those things while the origin of all her issues- morbid obesity and the habits causing it- is unaddressed. But it's also classic Anna- trying to get the flashy result without putting in the actual effort to change because of feeling like she deserves it or something. Surgery NOW, not after actually fixing her life.

Really weird.
If this is all fibrosis, it's all 100000% not her fault, why did the Ozempic clearly do something? Just look at her giant arm on the table... I'm pretty sure all of these surgeries are for her legs... so what's the excuse for her arms? It doesn't really look like lipodema. It just looks fat as fuck. She also seemed to try basically 0 lymph management besides immediately before getting surgery.

How do you guys think this arc is going to end? Painkiller addiction/chronic pain patient whining about not getting the right pills? Declaring herself a fit queen and parading around before/after results where you can't tell the difference? Major surgical complication?

 

[drdisaffect]

Anyone catch her vitals?
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I’m convinced she has obesity hypoventilation. If it was from the sedation her BP should not be that high. Not surprising given her enormity and CPAP use but Jesus Christ 91% is ass for someone without active respiratory illness. Maybe they should liposculpt your goddamn chest wall and gunt next Anna so you can breathe.

Operating on someone like her for cosmetic reasons with conscious/twilight sedation and no tube in case the meds make her apneic is wild. Are they even monitoring her CO2 while shes doped up or are they just hoping the power of fat acceptance protects her airway lmfao.

Anna is fat and I would not operate on her candy juice

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

She is not enjoying this surgery and supposedly the lipodema fucks with her metabolism.
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Poor Anna! She's being an obnoxious narcissistic asshole and it's just... not enough for you people! She's magnanimously and humbly educating the ignorant masses about her very special case of bullshitdema and an influx of people keep giving her shit about it. Why are people so needlessly cruel and unappreciative of her valiant efforts to stay relevant by constantly shamelessly humiliating herself for money? Poor Data's coat must be soaked with Anna's (nonexistent) tears! Maybe a flight of Starby's ice cream trentas would help.
Did she bring the blow-up fat-suit? She should put it on her head so it compresses her ego.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

not enough for you people

I can't figure out exactly how to put this to words, but there's a particular annoyance I feel about people who do stupid shit online for the revenue and then go all surprisedpikachuface.jpg when people tell them they're stupid. Do these folks have huge dreams that although the Internet is a hub of different thoughts and opinions, THEY will be the one influencer that everyone universally loves? Its a hazard of that particular occupation that you're going to get called out constantly - even if you don't do anything in particular. Instagram's comment sections have become pretty unhinged as of late, and YouTube's doubly-so. I don't know why she can't take anything in fucking stride and just be like "whatever, I got my money, bitches."

Tl;Dr shut up, Anna

Edit: apparently today's word of the day is "particular" - I think I need more caffeine.

 

[a hapless toad]

I’m convinced she has obesity hypoventilation. If it was from the sedation her BP should not be that high. Not surprising given her enormity and CPAP use but Jesus Christ 91% is ass for someone without active respiratory illness.

She was awake by then too, yeah post-op and loopy, but still awake. Her overnight desats without PAP therapy must have been horrific. And I bet you she doesn't use her machine consistently, which is like playing Russian Roulette for her.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

Since she started dyeing her wraps, ironing stars on her… ‘dress’ and mentioned she was trying to make surgery “fun”, I’ve been struggling to understand what is going on in her mind.

I’m sure most of us have had at least one surgery. We don’t have to be terrified under most circumstances but fun?

We decide with the doc that surgery is the best option. We make sure we understand what’s to happen and how we need to prep. We discuss what may happen Post-op.

Frankly the only ‘fun’ part of most surgery is the narcotics they give you post/op, assuming your pain doesn’t blow through those.

The rest of it is a pain in the ass; restrictions in activity, measured return to normal and hoping for optimal results.

Was she trying to make it cutesy, quirky fun rather than deal with anxiety openly? Did she think fun would result in a ton of impossible weight and inches lost?

Or is she trying to debut a new trend,

Busy week, tired and feeling more stupid than usual tonight but I genuinely don’t get it

Anna's surgery videos are ads to influence people to get this wacky surgery from this particular quack and she thinks if she convinces viewers that the surgery is fun more people will be willing to pay for it. She is stupid and probably crazy but this is just business.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

For Anna's sake, I hope that elevated BP and the decreased O2 sat is a pain response. Not unusual post-op that pain triggers shallow breathing and elevated BP.

*removes my rose colored glasses*

 

[GenociderSyo]

Wasn't the stats picture from when they were about to start and shes stuffed to gills iwth benzos?

 

[a hapless toad]

Wasn't the stats picture from when they were about to start and shes stuffed to gills iwth benzos?

That's entirely possible, I couldn't be arsed to watch it. (My apologies.)

But if that's the case and her vitals were that bad and they still went ahead?

Jesus fucking Christ I knew the guy was a quack but that's just...

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I’m convinced she has obesity hypoventilation. If it was from the sedation her BP should not be that high. Not surprising given her enormity and CPAP use but Jesus Christ 91% is ass for someone without active respiratory illness. Maybe they should liposculpt your goddamn chest wall and gunt next Anna so you can breathe.

Operating on someone like her for cosmetic reasons with conscious/twilight sedation and no tube in case the meds make her apneic is wild. Are they even monitoring her CO2 while shes doped up or are they just hoping the power of fat acceptance protects her airway lmfao.

Anna is fat and I would not operate on her candy juice

I was thinking the exact same thing. If her bp is that high sedated, it’s got to be worse without the sedation. If so, isn’t it kind of irresponsible to have a bp that high not do or say anything?

Like, when I had a surgery and my vitals started getting whacky (pre existing issues but this was a c section, so no choice..), the anesthesiologist immediately told me “hey, we had to push xyz meds to help because this is happening ..”

The bottom number isn’t horribly bad. Not good, either, but the top is and it’s indicating her heart is working hard. That’s excess pressure on the arteries (elastic, muscular etc etc) , and who knows if it’s even higher with exercise. She is at real risk for a stroke or cardiovascular event if she doesn’t do anything about it

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

videos for shekels and attentions here

Oh geeze, looks like the music didn't render for her on the the first one. I got you my sister, no worries at all

Also the sheer terror she has when sir 'doctor' has here remove her sheet with the normal looking woman videoing her is

Spoiler: I'm Super Gay If I Can't Get This To Work

I can feel the uncomfortableness across the internet tubes of everyone involved. Right before the drugs hit a critical and she goes full out-of-space in that 3rd one, I think she (post editing) thought it was like those endearing wisdom-teeth videos where the person is strung out when a family member or partner gets them saying something embarrassing or innocent, but she literal has two nurses who she doesn't know at all literally telling them "can you just film this" before mugging her mitt at the film box. That half-cut 'cute' at the end is fuckin brutal from a stranger who obviously just wants to tell you "okay, I videoed you waving. Can we be done? are you happy yet?"

 

[Baumstriezel]

Let's be thankful for the little things. For instance, if second-hand embarrassment could kill, we'd all be on the way to the cemetery after these videos.
Sometimes I wonder if Anna actively chooses to be so... "quirky", or if nobody ever actually told her that she was being annoying. Not people over the internet who she can easily dismiss, but somebody she cares about.
The fact that we haven't seen her really go scorched earth with anyone (knowing that such criticism would result in a narc-injury-ego-nuke that would make the eruption of Krakatoa look like a cheap firework in comparison) seems to indicate that's not the case, because of course those around her know this is exactly what would happen and choose to instead spare themselves the drama and just disappear from her life.

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

Sometimes I wonder if Anna actively chooses to be so... "quirky", or if nobody ever actually told her that she was being annoying. Not people over the internet who she can easily dismiss, but somebody she cares about.

I remember several years ago (around the time that she was posting manic "grab everything off the store shelves" videos in an attempt to be on Supermarket Sweep), she mentioned that her best friend (so, New Mexico Tracy, I'm assuming) had told Anna that she screamed too much and was too loud when she got excited, and that she needed to dial it down in public. Sadly, it didn't seem to have any effect. I remember the YouTube comments were full of obnoxious "OMG, me too! We're just so quirky and full of zest for life and no one can tell us we can't take up space!!!" comments, so Anna probably just leaned further into the Big Gorls Living Large and Loving Life comments and ignored her friend's attempts to get her to tone it down. (Of course, Tracy volunteers to be around Anna, so it's on her if she ends up with bleeding eardrums from Anna's screeching. For the life of me, I cannot figure out why Tracy still hangs around her.)

*Someday when I have more time I'll go back and find the video I'm talking about. If anyone else wants to search, I think it's around the time that Tracy had cancer, maybe.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why Tracy still hangs around her.

She must be even more tragic.

 

[GenociderSyo]

*Someday when I have more time I'll go back and find the video I'm talking about. If anyone else wants to search, I think it's around the time that Tracy had cancer, maybe.

Tracy didn't have cancer during it but when she did Anna made it all about herself as well.

It was done in 2020 during covid restrictions as well.

She must be even more tragic.

Tracy just seems to be one of those people who wants to see good in Anna she is also a Mom and Anna probably does pay for things for them to keep the friendship going.

 

[drdisaffect]

Wasn't the stats picture from when they were about to start and shes stuffed to gills iwth benzos?

I watched the video and noted that
1. It’s shown after the surgery in the video and she has the absorbent wraps on her legs so after the surgery in recovery
2. She’s absolutely coming off twilight sedation based on behavior
3. She’s not even lying flat lmfao they have her up at like 30-45 degrees
4. The nurses and techs need to be paid more to put up with her

Spoiler: Slight pl

PL I guess but I’m not a surgeon, just did all my required surgical rotations in med school and unfortunately still remember them well. Her sats looking like that while upright and recovered enough to be singing and goofing off is not only due to benzos. I bet she’s got at least OHS stage 1 based on her needing the CPAP otherwise she wakes up looking like dogshit a la the “stolen” CPAP cruise. Her BP being like that isn’t uncommon when propofol is wearing off.

Source: MD

 

[one_time_user]

is she dancing her fat white ass to a song with lyrics saying 'nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 100 percent nigga'?

 

[Potatis Salad]

is she dancing her fat white ass to a song with lyrics saying 'nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 100 percent nigga'?

lol no, that was added by @StoopidFookingHamsterFace. The original has no music.

A+, HamsterFace. It gets funnier and funnier the more I watch it.

 

[Constellationzero]

bullshitdema

This person has Sally Shine's number.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She is definitely not doing well during or after this treatment.