Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

Oh by the way, should we just call this as the winner for julays lolcow media? I don't know if anything else can compete to this frankly....

I might be wrong, but I'll be damned if this aint a strong contender.
i think that if we get the rackets arrest tapes it would be a hard fight between these two videos. also maybe if he goes to trial and it is filmed, that would also contend with this one. baring anything rackets, im willing to also say this will be media of the year.

it is always a bad year for other cows whenever chris does something. it is almost a guarantee he will take their trophy and glory from them.
 
Imagine being a police officer thinking you're dealing with some kind of insane schizophrenic whose famous for being violently schizo or some shit. Than you just get some fat idiot rambling and slowly degenerating with a bunch of weird autists overanalysing and following all his actions.
 
What's up Sonichu crew? In this episode, a Florida man offers an ANIMAL SACRIFICE to an INTERDIMENSIONAL CORN GOD for a BOUNTIFUL HARVEST!
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Thank you, Null and @Lidl Drip for the reaction image.
 
Just when you think the dimensional merge has ended, we get EWU starting to cover actual lolcows.
I'm going to enjoy this gem on my own time, but I hope this means we will get an eventual balldo episode too. They can really grow their channel by focusing on lolcow side of things, not like there is shortage of material.
 
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The comment section for the bodycam footage is so gay. Everybody acting all dramatic saying "Trust me, you DO NOT want to go down the Chris Chan rabbithole" like he's a serial killer or something.
Youtube commenters are no different than redditors. Them being dramatic retards isn't surprising and I suppose they only know about Chris Chan through thumbnails. They wouldn't understand if I told them to take a nice shot of Fanta, I bet.
i think that if we get the rackets arrest tapes it would be a hard fight between these two videos. also maybe if he goes to trial and it is filmed, that would also contend with this one. baring anything rackets, im willing to also say this will be media of the year.

it is always a bad year for other cows whenever chris does something. it is almost a guarantee he will take their trophy and glory from them.
Idk, I haven't followed the Rekieta stuff, for me Andy Ditch and Boogie has been the ones I've been watching closest. Though the Boogie well is getting staler and staler by the moment
 
It's like one of those movies where the big twist at the end is a replay of the opening scene but from the other character's perspective.
This is also like some of the scenes in El Camino (the Jesse Pinkman movie released in 2019) and Better Call Saul (released in 2015, ended in 2022), which demonstrate alternate POVs that occur shortly before or after iconic Breaking Bad scenes (released in 2008, ended in 2013).
 
Cops vs Magichan-summoned flash mob. I can't begin to imagine the potential reasons they were thinking of for the attention. Chris babbling about his weird ass identity as the cops discuss how to handle the crowd at 9 and a half minutes in is gold. "My husband Magi-chan Sonichu is punching you all from the other side of the universe veil" I'm gonna piss myself
 
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