Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[Neil]

Holy fucking shit I've never laughed harder before in my life.
>Chris talking to his Sonichu OCs while the cops stand there confused
>Ethan Ralph screaming off cam
>the cops confusing May as a man
>The cops trying to rationalize Chris's world as some kind of misdirection trick to hide him being a drug dealer
>The cops trying to rationalize Ralph and May as undercover cops
>The narrator trying to explain what the hell a Sonichu is
>"pardon my flatulence"
>"The Sonichu shaped medallion, that yellow thing? THAT is my cross. It protects me greatly."
>"Let the record show, the Sonichu medallion is MY cross."
>"By the way, if any of y'all are feeling a punch-like sensation on your leg, THAT is my husband, Magi-Chan"
>"Punch him harder, hubby."
>Chris sexually harasses a cop by inviting him to frisk him
>Chris threatens a cop by saying he'll meet Batman once the Dimensional Merge completes
>Chris tries to humble brag about how famous his comics are to this normie police officer
>cop tells him he doesn't know, Chris gives a dejected "oh" before telling him to look him up

If you told anyone back in 2009 about ANY of this shit, they'd think you're some fanfic writing a-log. How the fuck did ANY of these cops manage to fit ANY of this into their report? How the fuck do you properly summarize this waterfall of insanity?

 

[Cat Funt]

Very good video. Think I'll watch it yet again.

 

[RACISM]

>Chris sexually harasses a cop by inviting him to frisk him

And then tells him he liked it after.
That cool mist have felt dirty after, like scrubbing your skin with a scourer dirty.

 

[Headlight Disco]

if the fox news story didn't sonichu-pill your local boomers, this will definitely do it. all of my older relatives love these bodycam channels.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I hope those cops souls are ok, Magi-chan's attacks might not have hurt physically but his infectious influence leads men down dark paths. If those cops get involved in something horrible like a violent shoot out or they accidentally killing an innocent bystander we'll know it's all because of who they crossed on that fateful day.

 

[DaddyDeluxe]

A premier is set to go live at 1300hrs GMT on a +16k subscriber channel of the Chris Chan BWC... dunno if it's the BWC video alone, a longer unclipped version or just commentary in reaction to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq13Q476ZpA

 

[Diggus Bickus]

EWU just updated with a new video with the arrest footage

I'm subbed to them. I thought they were just a content farm like those many "crime channels", but this just convinced me they're legit. Definitely hitting that bell on their content now.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I swear when chris chan rips the really gassy fart, a cop by the window is trying to fight back a smile. Its harder to tell with the brightness but I can see it in the contour of his face, and him turning away. I think they probably edited out several times the cops just bust into laughter. 8:08 timestamp, leftmost cop after the really gassy one, you can see his jaw lift as if trying to fight a smile, and looking away.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

>mfw I hear Ralph's hollering in the first few seconds of the video

Spoiler

 

[Diggus Bickus]

>mfw I hear Ralph's hollering in the first few seconds of the video

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>mfw they took us back to the guntverse

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I WARNED YOU FAGGOTS. I WARNED YOU ALL

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

I'm so glad these happened to be cops with some sense of humor that didn't tell Chris to shut up and instead let him powerlevel to his hearts content.
No sense for whats going on but still responding to everything and constant bombardment of pop culture stuff with like only one mention of being trans, this really felt like something from the classic era.

 

[OutlineCuck]

[please delete this]

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I AM FUCKING DYING FROM THIS

>Chris babbling on the Dimensional Merge to random cops, cementing he believes this shit to be real
>Gunt screaming in the background
>Rambling about Magi-Chan beating up the police
>Repeatedly insisting that he's a goddess and that the Sonichu Medallion is his cross so he can wear it in jail
>The toys in his hotel room
>Really screaming about the merge to the cops and reminding me that he really thought he was Joan of Arc with how he tried to stand bravely against the cops
>Talking about his love life with his imaginary spouses to the cop while also giving a full dimensional merge lore dump
>The cops laughing their asses off at all of this while CWC is cooperative and only just wants to yap
>Really giving lore dumps of all the merge shit
>"Whose your favorite superhero"

Now we know why he had to stay away from other inmates, imagine being the other inmates and dealing with Chris' schizo ramblings daily.

That poor cop needs a raise, he was laughing his ass off, but probably wanted CWC to shut up

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris seems to have been keeping his nose clean since this.

Three years ago he was married innerdimensionally and on his way to jail for the unthinkable.

Today, he's got a Cabbage Patch gal pal and a crack house in the backwoods to call someone's else's.

He's come quite the way, he has.

Edit: I thought it was amusing but nothing spectacular. The cops were good humored and Chris was nutty but compliant.

S'bout it.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

>I’m aware of the situation
He says this like he has been informed that he fucked his mom secondhand

I mean, it’s Chris.

Chances are very high they may well have been.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ethan Ralph has a very military look to him - Henrico Deputy

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Man, I knew some youtubers nowadays do wild specials, but this is probably the wildest 100k sub special I have ever seen.

 

[linchan]

The judge watched this all

 

[Crex Crex]

Holy fucking shit I've never laughed harder before in my life.
>Chris talking to his Sonichu OCs while the cops stand there confused
>Ethan Ralph screaming off cam
>the cops confusing May as a man
>The cops trying to rationalize Chris's world as some kind of misdirection trick to hide him being a drug dealer
>The cops trying to rationalize Ralph and May as undercover cops
>The narrator trying to explain what the hell a Sonichu is
>"pardon my flatulence"
>"The Sonichu shaped medallion, that yellow thing? THAT is my cross. It protects me greatly."
>"Let the record show, the Sonichu medallion is MY cross."
>"By the way, if any of y'all are feeling a punch-like sensation on your leg, THAT is my husband, Magi-Chan"
>"Punch him harder, hubby."
>Chris sexually harasses a cop by inviting him to frisk him
>Chris threatens a cop by saying he'll meet Batman once the Dimensional Merge completes
>Chris tries to humble brag about how famous his comics are to this normie police officer
>cop tells him he doesn't know, Chris gives a dejected "oh" before telling him to look him up

If you told anyone back in 2009 about ANY of this shit, they'd think you're some fanfic writing a-log. How the fuck did ANY of these cops manage to fit ANY of this into their report? How the fuck do you properly summarize this waterfall of insanity?

The cops stumbled into a lovecraftian horror their limited norme minds just cannot comprehend.

 

[Oxyjen]

I swear when chris chan rips the really gassy fart, a cop by the window is trying to fight back a smile. Its harder to tell with the brightness but I can see it in the contour of his face, and him turning away. I think they probably edited out several times the cops just bust into laughter. 8:08 timestamp, leftmost cop after the really gassy one, you can see his jaw lift as if trying to fight a smile, and looking away.

We are all “Sassy Nick” today.
Incredible scenes.