Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[Codify]

This thread needs to be featured, It’s one of the best Chris videos to date, reminds me of the classic era.

 

[Guest123]

This thread needs to be featured, It’s one of the best Chris videos to date, reminds me of the classic era.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Fuckin’ hell dude. I have my gripes about EWU but seeing this in their video feed split my sides right open.

 

[Codify]

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Oh right, guess the jannies got alerted to it.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I hate being in bigger threads like this, I usually am only active in the Random Chris Updates and Flutter threads.
I wonder if this will cause an upsurge in Chris/ween activities, sightings, so on.
Is this the Big Shot saga I always dreamt of?

 

[Adr1anD]

normie minds

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Btw, anyone post this yet?

 

[Lidl Drip]

"Two gentlemen" oh no Meighsisters.


Love that they blurred out the fat hobbit and the other gentleman.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

All I’m thinking about now is;

“I wonder if jail footage could be FOIA’ed…”

 

[Pendulous Dong]

I've been slowly teaching one of my coworkers about Chris, and he still thinks the whole thing is an act and he's just pretending to be autistic. This will be the final nail in the coffin.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

This is so bizarre but definitely on par with Chris's typical antics....

Really coolz

 

[HahaYes]

My sides help
No bodycam arrest footage will top this, maybe with the exception of the gunt himself if that ever happens because the hollering will be more spectacular than the little heard in this

 

[Cuban Pete]

“The arrest is over… NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE DRIVING OFFICER TO BE ALONE WITH LA CRETURA!”
I never laughed so hard in my life. Chris’ life was cosmic pay off. All that accumulated debt of history and autism all for one lone cop to withstand on a car ride.

 

[datura_binge]

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> Is there anybody else in the room?
> Spiritually? Interdimensionally? You can't tangibly see them.

I feel for these officers.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Cops deal with skitzos and mentally handicapped often.

I still feel for that cop that had to give Chris a lift to the jail, peak "How was your day, honey?" "Don't even ask" situation. Chris, like always, just wouldn't stop talking his shit.

 

[SaltyFanta]

I hate being in bigger threads like this, I usually am only active in the Random Chris Updates and Flutter threads.
I wonder if this will cause an upsurge in Chris/ween activities, sightings, so on.

Any Chris news tends to hype up retards to fuck with him. But usually it seems to be stuff that involves someone already fucking with him that gets them inspired.

Maybe we'd have a snowball effect, someone sees this goes squatch hunting, posts pics to Reddit, gets Reddit good boy points and the other follow their lead.

 

[Megaton Punch]

Wow, he's still hallucinating imaginary monsters and referring to himself as a woman a CPU goddess huh? For some reason I thought he had matured past these things after being in prison. Guess not.

 

[Vecr]

Wow, he's still hallucinating imaginary monsters and referring to himself as a woman a CPU goddess huh? For some reason I thought he had matured past these things after being in prison. Guess not.

This arrest was why he was in prison. Or not really prison, but you know what I mean. It's from 2021.

 

[Null]

Is Virginia particularly hesitant about releasing bodycam footage to strangers from the public?

Yes. Virginia badgecam footage is very hard to get. In particular, the first hurdle is that no one outside of Virginia can request it. When I asked Hardin (a former state prosecutor for Greene County) about BossmanJack's, he said don't bother.

Basically, VA is where the fedboys live and fedboys don't want videos circulating of their teenage sons getting arrested for DUI and sobbing out "CALL MY DAD HE WORKS FOR THE EPA".

I don't know how EWU got it. Either Chris's arrest became a matter of public concern somehow (it's a very high bar), this footage entered evidence and nobody noticed, or they somehow sued and won, or maybe even Chris gave it to them.

 

[repentance]

Half a million views in 9 hours.