Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
It might work when you have body and no one knows who did the deed... But you being husband and very vocal one at that and it was your bedroom? Just no...

They can get Kayla to plea. Then still take Nick to court and probably even get Kayla to testify against Nick. Or at least force her to commit perjury...
 
It seems the pretty good day is about these two new filings in his case?
Seems like an overreaction.

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Glad to hear it! Did somebody un-cocaine your 9 year old? / Funny you should say that - Xeet / Archive
Response to Jersh - Xeet / Archive
Josh frequently misrepresented the truth. - Xeet / Archive
People send him things from KF. Most of it is useless. - Xeet / Archive
"the two filings in the case today matter a lot." (+ use of his new favorite word: myopic) - Xeet / Archive
Missed this banger
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After all the fashion talk, I just want someone to record what Mr. Non-Praciticing-Heat-Allergy wears to court. My bet is on shorts and a t-shirt.

This is now the best go-to example of how Rekieta implies things. Any reasonable person reading this would read “ask Josh, (he’s a pedophile).” But he never said that, and if confronted, he’ll talk about the 8chan board. It’s all so tiresome and not clever at all. Very sad for a creative writing major
 
He can't beat it on the facts. He's desperately hoping he can beat it on procedure (i.e. a deficient search warrant, a screwup in processing or handling evidence, etc.). That's looking less and less likely -- so far literally everyone on the law enforcement side has been following all the rules to the letter. Even the judge denying the motion to stream pre-trial hearings seems to line up pretty clearly with state law and court rules. They're doing everything they can to dot every "i" and cross every "t" -- he's seriously pissed off "the system" in that small town, and it's being slow and methodical about spanking him for it.


Even if he gets his daughter's positive tossed, there's zero chance he gets his own positive tossed. And there's no chance if he tries to claim it was just Kayla they don't just go 'oh. It wasn't your coke in your bedroom in your safe? Why the fuck you piss hot for it then?'

You can't USE coke in your home and not be AWARE of coke in your home.

My opinion is that Nick and his wife will both take the offered plea deal immediately during the omnibus and get it done with. Nick won't say a single word since his lawyer will just do the process to formally accept the plea. Nick will go home and immediately tweet (hell he might tweet from the car) that he was forced to take the plea deal to protect his family.


It's gonna be really boring and just confirm he's a spineless cuck, but he's only interested in mommy and daddy's money and his small circle of unironic fans feeling bad for him. He'd be retarded to take this to trial and I know someone will say 'but he is retarded', which while true doesn't mean he's this type of retarded.

A more realistic long shot would be him arguing that the amount of drugs needs to be reduced, because he's only gotta lose a gram or two to get to a lower charge.
 
Name another cow who in a single year managed shit like getting catfished by a dude, getting his house raided by the cops and copping multiple felony charges, having his kids taken away by CPS despite having presented himself as a wholesome family trad dad (even having streams called "chad dad" streams), and losing on every imaginable human level.
Why you tryin to make us feel a some kinda way? We try so hard.

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Additionally, his ego plays a significant role here; gaining custody would bolster his credibility, even though he may no longer fit the traditional dad image.
You fundamentally misunderstand Nick's ego. Nick's ego is what causes him to think he's God, and to try and gaslight other people into believing the same.

Nick's ego does not cause him to accept any sort of responsibility, or expend any amount of actual serious effort to pull up. He would not become a better father to own the haters anymore than Ethan Ralph would.

He's Ralph now. Or very nearly so. He just lives in a nicer place and has access to familial wealth.
 
People bitching about their fave cow not winning last year are basically absolutely retarded. Name another cow who in a single year managed shit like getting catfished by a dude, getting his house raided by the cops and copping multiple felony charges, having his kids taken away by CPS despite having presented himself as a wholesome family trad dad (even having streams called "chad dad" streams), and losing on every imaginable human level.

This dude is basically Supercow. Maybe the Vitophile should do a comic about him, the most degenerate superhero.
I would even argue that this year, he's beating them at their own games. He's thrown away more money for nothing than BMJ by torpedoing his Youtube career, although the trust fund alleviates that a bit, and he's denying objective reality with "lolno" at least as hard as Fatrick.
 
To flesh out what may be Null's prediction:

Kayla is expected to enter a guilty plea. She is currently without legal representation, Nick and April have probably indicated to her that they too will plead guilty. Kayla will proceed with her plea, but there is a strong possibility that Nick and April may later retract their commitment to do the same. Even if they do follow through with their pleas, Nick is likely prepared to present evidence concerning Kayla's prescription and illegal drug use, which the State may already be aware of. Her plea will likely include a confession of her sole ownership of the cocaine.

Nick will have prepared documented substantial evidence of Kayla’s drug-related behavior, legal and illegal. In Minnesota, which is a one-party consent state, he could have recordings of their conversations or those with her family and possibly his own children regarding her mental state and drug use. Even worse, this evidence could potentially lead to the possibility of involuntary commitment.

Then, given Kayla's status as a convicted felon with documented drug issues, Nick will argue that he is the more suitable parent and seek custody of their children. He was the parent driving the kids to activities. In such a scenario, Kayla could lose custody, and Nick, April, and the children may relocate, potentially to a different state such as Florida or Texas. (Despite being on probation, relocation is feasible by filing a motion with the court.)

I apologize for the wall of words, however, I believe this may be Null's prediction and worth highlighting.
So twisted that I actually believe he will do this to his(our) Wife.
 
You fundamentally misunderstand Nick's ego. Nick's ego is what causes him to think he's God, and to try and gaslight other people into believing the same.

Nick's ego does not cause him to accept any sort of responsibility, or expend any amount of actual serious effort to pull up. He would not become a better father to own the haters anymore than Ethan Ralph would.

He's Ralph now. Or very nearly so. He just lives in a nicer place and has access to familial wealth.
Mentioning Ralph, he currently posted three videos calling out Null and saying he will be the only one who will take notes and will record at the Kandiyohi County Courthouse,
while he is out of his mind on pills and alcohol.
He also looks sleep deprived too, imagine a crazed, sleep deprived and drunk Ralph trying to get inside the courthouse.
It's even more sad that he is probably the only one of the few Nick can rely on now.
Maybe this will be an opportunity for Rekieta to ask a postponement of the hearing, because there is crazy drunk guy coming to the trial who threatens people online to knife them.

EDIT: I confused deprived with depraved, but in his case both are valid to him, lol.
 
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