Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[grapeshark77]

I think he might be back home and posting delayed photos, which is what he did when he went to Mexico to dispose of his phone. It kind of defeats the point when you're doing four panels at a big convention but whatever.

His response to the dismissal is due by Thursday - I assume they'll just go through the motions until the judge ends it but always expect something extra stupid.

 

[The Feline Solution]

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Also lick my taint and call me Cecil, his face is downright bulbous
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Positively porcine. Nigga so fat he's turning chinese. He must be triple stacking the meat loaf lately, he wasn't this fat just a couple of months ago. What a bloated, toad-like appearance.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Lord Jesus please trick this fat foppish pig man and his barren dyke wife into getting on a plane to india for his next vacation...
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Since I can tell what that is its not Indian food Indian food looks the same way going in as it does going out I bet he thinks Chinese restaurants are genuine too

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Since I can tell what that is its not Indian food Indian food looks the same way going in as it does going out I bet he thinks Chinese restaurants are genuine too

I also have no way of believing that his Wisconsin-bread ass could even begin to think about withstanding true Indian spice.

 

[Caverlock]

Hard to Believe PCJ Managed to Steal Her

"These guys are called 'Borg.' They're from Star Trek, too."
"...oh, cool. I'm so glad you brought me from Florida to Kentucky for this."
"You're welcome, wifechild."


Guess Patrick's age in this pic?
Wonderfest 2006 took place one month after his 26th birthday.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Guess Patrick's age in this pic?

I could not recognize him at first. He legitimately looks like a Downie child.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Popular search engines state that the opposite of anorexia nervosa is bulimia. I think that this is wrong. Anorexics see themselves as being fat despite overwhelming evidence of them being cripplingly thin. Patorexia Tomvosa is the true opposite of anorexia. Despite overwhelming evidence of Patrick S. Tomlinson being a fat faggot with bitch tits, Pat sees himself as being thin. He always wears clothes that are too small for him and that are so tight, he can barely get into them.

To noone's surprise, Pat rejected Dan Mullen's publishing offer. I would have bought some some official Fatrick merchandise. With his actual writing career reaching only moderate success even at its peak and in danger of ending completely, becoming some kind of monetized cartoon version of himself similar to what Lolcow Live offers would seem to be the best future for him.

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"It's not the worst advance you have seen" Leslie knows how to poke the pig where it hurts almost as well as Boomia does by now

Hard to Believe PCJ Managed to Steal Her

"These guys are called 'Borg.' They're from Star Trek, too."
"...oh, cool. I'm so glad you brought me from Florida to Kentucky for this."
"You're welcome, wifechild."
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Guess Patrick's age in this pic?
Wonderfest 2006 took place one month after his 26th birthday.

Truly the most stealthy of all stealthy geeks. Only thing missing to make him look more like the most stereotypical nerd is a pocket protector. Thought he was wearing one but after zooming in it looks like it's just a con badge.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh sweet niggers of the thread, we are getting some prime pig tonight.....


I would unironically pay the price of a niggerball ticket to see fatrick attempt a pullup


Bragging about having to be on blood pressure meds is....im pretty sure this is unprecedented even in our archives


I still fucking love his "I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT THE CYBERPOLICE ARE BACKTRACING YOU!" spiel. Makes me remember the meemees of old


Felony penis interest


"YOU DONT MATTER TO ANYONE!" - Homosexual Suinae who declares himself to be a wildly successful celebrity author to a 3 day old xeet


I have never seen someone go mad with power over 2k followers on failed xitter clone 1 (bluesky) and 5k followers on failed xitter clone 2 (threads) but here we are


And we return to the "day of the knock" fanfic wherin porcinity pat masturbates over how the stalkerchilds will be dragged through the street in chains to their court martial


Oh....gawd nikkki's face is so fucking dead inside

 

[The Feline Solution]

Looking at this photo from Worldcon, is Piggy talking to the actor Simon Pegg? The guy on the left certainly looks very much like Simon Pegg of "Shaun of the Dead" fame. Piggy was pitching a movie I'd bet. Simon, if it is him, certainly looks a bit peeved at the pig. I wonder if a Pest might clue him in as to Piggy's true nature.

Pegg's much older than that and i don't think he looks much like Pegg in the first place. Just some random scot. Piggy on the other hand looks horrifying here, he's so fat it looks like he's developing a goiter. I love how he insists on wearing that hideously unflattering ball cap, it makes him look extra mongoloided. Nigger also looks ancient here, he reached the age were all the alcohol, bad food and generally unhealthy lifestyle is visibly taking its toll.

People who fly to a country to eat cuisine from another country infuriate me so. I have to believe they’re WEF-paid plants.

Scots are big into their curry house culture so i think it's not that bad in this case. I would've pegged him more as a tourist that would head straight to the next chippy and get a fried Mars bar or some other deep-fried stuff.

 

[Judge Holden]

Hmmm.....anyone else feel the same vibe with these two pics?


The dead eyes, the stiff body, the look of absolute existential resignation....

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So wait he knows the cyberstalking pests are Richard Porngay but doesn’t know who they are?

 

[Summer of George]

Can someone give me a QRD on why Cryptic Web Chronicles put out a comedy album roasting Dan Mullen?

 

[RollingRock2]

So wait he knows the cyberstalking pests are Richard Porngay but doesn’t know who they are?

Boomia is Robert [J] Prongay [Jr.]

Hard to Believe PCJ Managed to Steal Her

"These guys are called 'Borg.' They're from Star Trek, too."
"...oh, cool. I'm so glad you brought me from Florida to Kentucky for this."
"You're welcome, wifechild."
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Guess Patrick's age in this pic?
Wonderfest 2006 took place one month after his 26th birthday.

He's gonna take you back to the past
To threaten to kill your pregnant ass

He'd rather put, you down below
Wait for his first born and kill without fear

He'd rather eat, the ground up negro
Cook a black child and down it with beer

He's the angriest tweeter you've ever heard
He's the gay sauna cruising nerd
He's the obese failed author nerd
He's the angry, Disney slop, nerd

 

[FinnSven]

I would unironically pay the price of a niggerball ticket to see fatrick attempt a pullup

If he can do multiple, he should just get Niki to film him doing three and upload the video to twitter to own the stalkers.

It would be minimal effort for maximum ownage.

So why doesn’t he?

Pegg's much older than that and i don't think he looks much like Pegg in the first place. Just some random scot.

He looks nothing like Pegg.
He looks far more like Ron Howard, except he clearly isn’t Ron Howard either.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I like how “stealthygeek” looks like an extra from White & Nerdy. Stealthy like a full-throttle 747 flyby.

 

[The Feline Solution]

if i had a nickel for every time pat used the Phineas & Ferb if-i-had-a-nickel joke this summer, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's normal since he's a fat faggot.
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Silly pig, absolutely no one outside of the US and Canada cares about injuns and their sensibilities or calls Eskimos Inuit. 'The fuck's his beef with a pizza joint just named after an indian tribe in the first place?

 

[Post Reply]

Oh....gawd nikkki's face is so fucking dead inside

Patrick, any room you are in has "a weight to it".

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

I like how “stealthygeek” looks like an extra from White & Nerdy. Stealthy like a full-throttle 747 flyby.

He's not stealthy because you can't tell he's a geek. He's stealthy because he's under an unwitting negro child's bed, right now.

(It's a really tall bed with enough space underneath to fit a sweaty pigman)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Hard to Believe PCJ Managed to Steal Her

"These guys are called 'Borg.' They're from Star Trek, too."
"...oh, cool. I'm so glad you brought me from Florida to Kentucky for this."
"You're welcome, wifechild."
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Guess Patrick's age in this pic?
Wonderfest 2006 took place one month after his 26th birthday.

Pretty sure thats Jared from Subway you cant tell me otherwise

Oh sweet niggers of the thread, we are getting some prime pig tonight.....

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I would unironically pay the price of a niggerball ticket to see fatrick attempt a pullup

I could do more pushups and Im confined to a hospital bed hi on drugs

 

[lindsayfan]

Looking at this photo from Worldcon, is Piggy talking to the actor Simon Pegg? The guy on the left certainly looks very much like Simon Pegg of "Shaun of the Dead" fame. Piggy was pitching a movie I'd bet. Simon, if it is him, certainly looks a bit peeved at the pig. I wonder if a Pest might clue him in as to Piggy's true nature.

fat faggot and nostalgia critic have linked up!! sneed it or keep it, child