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AeroGavin Rossdale said:
Fuck's sake, I thought his English was getting better lately but 'you wajima'. I don't think he even understands were talking about him.
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His speech patterns are so weird. He knows what he wants to say, at the same time he doesn't use punctuations, just butts into conversations, and then yeah "wajima". Its reads of somebody typing while high and abusing autocorrect.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Its reads of somebody typing while high and abusing autocorrect.
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I have experience in that matter and disagree. His grammar is just off, clearly a foreign language speaker. But I can't place which is his mother tongue. Someone fetch me my calipers so I may measure this Yakubian Snow Ape's cranium and determine if he's capable of higher language.
 
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AeroGavin Rossdale said:
I have experience in that matter and disagree. His grammar is just off, clearly a foreign language speaker. But I can't place which is his mother tongue. Someone fetch me my calipers so I may measure this Yakubian Snow Ape's cranium and determine if he's capable of higher language.
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A lot of it is formatting problems tbh. If he spaced his paragraphs and used punctuation, it would be infinitely more readable. I would say he's from a country with english proficiency, but one where you don't need it if you don't want it. Like you're taught it in school, but its up to you to further your education in it after school.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
A lot of it is formatting problems tbh.
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Nah, it goes beyond that. Look at the previous story. Nothings factually wrong, but it's not told like an English speaker would tell it. For example, if you or I were telling a story about drinking with PTO/Korea vets. we'd fall overselves explaining how we got there. Same with the story of the guy strangling his wife. If you had been in that situation, would you consider telling it without context? It's something disturbing, you don't shrug off a 100 year old motherfucker strangling his also 100 year old wife as simply a thing that happens that requires no further explanation. So our man sees that happen, and what happens next? Are we supposed to believe he saw that and didn't do anything or give any resolution? Oriental story telling.
 
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AeroGavin Rossdale said:
Nah, it goes beyond that. Look at the previous story. Nothings factually wrong, but it's not told like an English speaker would tell it. For example, if you or I were telling a story about drinking with PTO/Korea vets. we'd fall overselves explaining how we got there. Same with the story of the guy strangling his wife. If you had been in that situation, would you consider telling it without context? It's something disturbing, you don't shrug off a 100 year old motherfucker strangling his also 100 year old wife as simply a thing that happens that requires no further explanation. So our man sees that happen, and what happens next? Are we supposed to believe he saw that and didn't do anything or give any resolution? Oriental story telling.
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You're... actually right. Very spot on. He said the guy he drinks with fought in Korea and WW2. He could be Chinese or a Korean. I doubt a Jap, the Korean War story would make less sense. I would lean towards Korean, english is useful due to the American military presence and business connections one could make by speaking english.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
So it's a American or a Jap. If it's a American... why the fuck is his English so shit? The old man must be too nice to him.
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That's why I think he uses speech to text to write his posts because my dad does the same and he reads like he's having a stroke.
 
For even MORE Ukraine related lulz.... A NAFO purchased SUV was burned. Yes, it was covered in the idiotic fella

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For even MORE Ukraine related lulz.... A NAFO purchased SUV was burned. Yes, it was covered in the idiotic fella

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This is more fitting to the NAFO thread that's in Community watch but expecting a bunch of teenagers seeing a "militarized" Mercedes-Benz covered with some incredibly gay stickers/stenchils of glowy meme dogs as presented by the Thousand Hills Radio of Twitter; would likely inspire more amusement and calling the idiots behind the wheel a bunch of pidoras. Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if they did it for free.
 
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