Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

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TheLastJoestar said:
Personal Highlights:

  1. The Stress sigh at the door sent my sides into orbit.
  2. Telling Magi-chan to punch the cop harder (I just imagine a 3-foot-tall horribly drawn cartoon hedgehog punching at the officer's leg) And somehow Chris isn't punched in the teeth for telling somebody to assault an officer while they're surrounded by randoms.
  3. One of the officers took overtime and was sent to what can only be described as a Lolcow baptism.
  4. Chris saying he's for love and peace - meanwhile the officers know they're there to arrest a man for incest and possible rape.
  5. Chris realizing the onlookers "followed him from the internet." before shouting "Do not record this." You can feel how tese he got. If Chris were actually good at running, we would have had an episode of cops on our hands,.
  6. Sitting Chris in the front seat of the cop car because he's not listening. LMAO
  7. Chris ignoring the officer telling him not to talk to Ethan.
  8. Chris propositioning an officer to touch his no-no square...and getting his wish LMAO.
  9. The idea that one or two of those officers went home and googled Chris completely shattering their reality upon realizing such an unholy creature (both Chris and his trolls) can exist.
Kino content. It's nice when people who aren't trolls have to interact with Chris in an adversarial manner. We can only imagine the shit Mary Lee Walsh had to put up with.
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You forgot the sassy Nick and officer Nick part, that shit sent me rolling lol
 
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Cuckoman said:

Late and gay, gimme clocks.
But who of you faggots is Asmongold?
Do not even try to tell me he is not a member here or lurker of this site.
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Doesn't he have employees? This is a different case, but when Tucker Carlson had a segment on Chris's arrest, I think it's all but confirmed that an employee did the research and wrote it up and not Tucker himself. The employee could have done better too.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
For some inexplicable reason, I felt like doubling down on the soyjaking in crafting that poast. Why don't you two tryhard jerkops try putting me in the Cask of Amontillado for it

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Not worth it. We would still hear the faint cries of "This is just like in Star Wars!".
 
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Chaos Theorist said:
Honestly the ableism in this thread is sickening
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It’s almost like the entire point of this forum is to laugh at autists self goaling.
my password is in bcrypt said:
"i have two phones one for the trolls and one for my home i have two phones one for the bullies and one for my friends" I cant believe he said this to the police omg
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That and the whole thing about his imaginary husband assaulting the police officers.

It was also kinda funny watching the police panicking about all the online observers.
 
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Glowie said:
Inb4 some a lot starts Church of Chris Chan Witnesses or CCW for short, autistic disciples writing holy books one after the other.
Old testament in it's entirety, rewritten.
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The Old Testament but it's a comic and comprised entirely or CWCville residents instead of the typical Bible cast.
 
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