Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

[Null]

Today is the day of the Omnibussin'.

This thread is the designated omnibus hearing shitting street. Also consider using chat.

F.A.Q.​

Q. Where is FurAffinity?
A. I don't know.

Q. What is the Omnibus?
A. An Omnibus is a pre-trial hearing which is an effective deadline for any and all pre-trial motions. Any attempt to throw out evidence in a trial must go now.

Q. When we Omnibussin'?
A. 10:30am CST today.

Q. Where we dropping?
A. Kandiyohi County Courthouse.

Q. What happens after the Omnibus?
A. A trial date is set and a jury is sworn in.

Q. Who is Omnibussin'?
A. Nicholas Rekieta is the defendant in this omnibus hearing. On May 23rd, Nick Rekieta, his wife, and his hotwife April were arrested on charges including felony drug possession, aggravated by having guns in the same room as the drugs, and child neglect. Read more here.

Q. Why isn't Kayla Omnibussin' today?
A. Kayla obtained counsel at the very last second, coinciding tightly with the Rekieta's second home being listed for sale. Kayla asked for a continuance, which was granted. Her omnibus will be on October 28th.

Q. What's going to happen?
A. Nick waited until the very last second to file his pleadings for this omnibus hearing. He is subpoenaing Officer Pomlun and Officer Braness to testify. He is attempting to squash statements April made after being Mirandized, alleging they were compelled statements and violated her 5th and 6th Amendment rights.

He is also attempting to introduce lab results as evidence. It's unclear what this is. It could be challenging the results of his child's hair testing positive for cocaine.

Q. Who's going?
A. Rekieta and his attorneys are the relevant parties. About a dozen Kiwi Farms users have planned to visit. Ethan Ralph, a fat retarded convicted revenge pornographer, is also promising to show up to try and intimidate members of the public from attending because he likes Rekieta. See below statement regarding public attendance.

Q. Are we omnibussin'?
A. On God.

It's over.

Rekieta's team is challenging the authenticity of the video. There will be an evidentiary hearing and some motions by September 5th at the latest.

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Regard in-person visits....

I am aware of at least a dozen people from the Kiwi Farms who intend to appear in person at the Kandiyohi County Court and witness the Omnibus hearing for Nick Rekieta on August 21st. If this involves you, please read this entire post.

I have no reason to believe anyone is intending to do anything mentioned in this post. What I mention here is what I expect of everyone who has any respect for the forum, its community, or myself.

Avoid Confrontation​

Rekieta is a junkie and will behave unpredictably. Avoid him. There's nothing to be gained from talking to him, his family, or their attorneys.

Ethan Ralph, a fat retarded convicted felon and revenge pornographer, is currently traveling from Mexico to the Minneapolis Airport to attend in person. His goal is to instigate a fight. He is apparently bringing one or two other people as part of an entourage. Don't engage anyone even if they're being obnoxious.

Be aware you may be seated next to Ralph, who people have reported has natural repugnant body odor, wears too much cheap cologne, and does not wear underwear. You will still be expected to sit for hours and tolerate it.

Ralph has promised to bring weapons to the courthouse, bringing me to ...

Do Not Bring Weapons or Electronics​

Guns and knives are not permitted in the courthouse. Don't bring them. They will hold your electronic devices. Do not bring any recording equipment into the courthouse.

Have Low Expectations​

I do not know how many public benches they have in the courthouse room where Rekieta will be. They may deny you entry due to capacity.

Kayla has filed for a continuance. That means rescheduling. The Rekietas were scheduled to appear together and be tried together. If she gets her continuance, they may reschedule the entire thing for both people. You may turn up to a late notice that the entire thing will be a month from now.

This is a very important hearing but it is not exciting. It's not a movie. This is a long hearing litigating technicalities. It will take hours. Don't expect Broadway.

Be a Grey Man​

People attending for the benefit of the Kiwi Farms should be indistinguishable from other members of the public. Don't dress weird. Groom. Bathe. It should not be possible for belligerent parties to pick you out of the members of Rekieta's extended family, parishioners from his church, and local journalists.

Don't develop main character syndrome. If you want attention, you'll get it if the Forum / LawTube / True Crime channels want to talk about your notes. You don't want attention from the bailiffs.

The Implications​

Court reporting has been a core facet of the Kiwi Farms since before I hosted it. As the CWCki Forums, Cyan and Indigo attended the Chris-Chan hearings for the assault and trespass at Michael Snyder's Game Place. I would like the forum to continue to have a presence in reporting on legal issues. Don't fuck this up for me.

 

[DeathsDesign]

Kinda sad this even needs to be pointed out. Though, I think there is a better chance of someone purposely acting like a tard and claiming KF association.

 

[luigismanslave]

We are doing our best to organize appropriate dress, behavior, and note taking. We will be arriving seperately and parking away from the lot to avoid the gunt and plan to meet somewhere after to arrange notes.

If any scheduling changes of note occur feel free to ping or DM me and I can convey to the group as needed

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Wanna add: You can and may be identified off of what you bring. Your writing items of choice should be free of any identifiable logos, stickers, etc.
The bag you bring should be plain or minimally personalized. Assume that everything on you could be used later on and keep that in mind. Even inconspicuous things. But be mindful - making it abundantly obvious you're trying to hide your identity could also draw unwanted attention.

 

[Train Operator]

Ralph has promised to bring weapons to the courthouse

it would be really funny if nick goes to court for drug possession and somehow Ralph is the one who ends up in jail for doing something retarded at the courthouse. lol

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I would add one thing- if you're concerned about being photographed getting sick, most public facilities still allow for people to wear a COVID mask. However, if court staff request you take it off, follow their orders. I know how many of us are immuno-compromised, and no one should die for the Balldoman.

Edit to add: the mask will also protect you if you are within 3m of Ralph, and prevent you from inhaling any pigskin flakes or dandruff. Be safe, friends.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What I mention here is what I expect of everyone who has any respect for the forum, its community, or myself.

Or oneself, I should think. A lot of people who are going might not respect you, but would like to appear as if they respect themselves. Granted, the odds are good that these people are unreachable autists and no amount of reason will ever have an impact on their thinking.

 

[Lian Xing]

To those attending:

 

[Schizofriend]

Kinda sad this even needs to be pointed out.

Yeah, people should be able to deduce that Ralph stinks by themselves.

 

[Canoodler]

So in simple terms: Don't be an autistic faggot.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

semper fi to everyone going. Good luck and don't sperg out.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm glad this is being put in clear language. There was a lot of noise and retardation in the Rackets main thread. Yeah guys, just don't be fucking idiots.

 

[Lidl Drip]

If you're a gross neckbeard retard who looks like Gator or look like your parents might be siblings pls stay home.

 

[D.A. d. nial]

What if I don't want to attend. Can I still do any and/or all of these things on my own time?

~ The Rhode Island District Attorney's Office

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Just remember the three Rs:
1. Don't be a Retard
2. Don't interact with Ralph
3. Be Respectful toward the court and the people who work there

 

[Shiny Lapras]

Heard. I don’t want to say much out of risk of certain nosey ninnies perusing this thread, but I will say that everything Null stated aligns with our planning. We’re being cautious.

 

[ChromaQuack]

If you're a gross neckbeard retard who looks like Gator or look like your parents might be siblings pls stay home.

But then there will be no KF reporters.

I believe a washed and groomed neckbeard retard with somewhat formal clothes should get a pass, as they would be indistinguishable from one of many court paper pushers. Worst case they can sit next to Ralph.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

If you're a gross neckbeard retard who looks like Gator or look like your parents might be siblings pls stay home.

I believe a washed and groomed neckbeard retard with somewhat formal clothes should get a pass, as they would be indistinguishable from one of many court paper pushers. Worst case they can sit next to Ralph.

I am expecting Ethan to walk into the courtroom, find the fattest person there, then ask them, "You one oh them Kee Wee Faaarmsuh Pee Dough Files?" Unfortunately I will not be there to get his attention with my rotundity. Just look confused and say, "No hablo espanol". No matter how loudly he responds, don't raise your voice.

 

[repentance]

Wanna add: You can and may be identified off of what you bring. Your writing items of choice should be free of any identifiable logos, stickers, etc.
The bag you bring should be plain or minimally personalized. Assume that everything on you could be used later on and keep that in mind. Even inconspicuous things. But be mindful - making it abundantly obvious you're trying to hide your identity could also draw unwanted attention.

It might be an idea for someone to ring and find out whether there is a limit on bag sizes. Some courthouses here only allow people other than the attorneys to bring in small bags.

Expect your bag to be searched/scanned and be ready to empty your pockets so you don't hold everyone else up.

Business casual is fine. You'll be as out of place in formal clothes as you'd be in sweat pants.

It's a small community so out of towners will likely be noticed. Let Ralph be the most noticeable out of towner attending.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Despite being a star witness of the rekieta cokestream, I was NOT invited to testify. Still hoping for the Netflix documentary invite.