🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Telemeter]

Ralph totally expects Rekieta will let him stay at his place. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if Rekieta allows it.

Not good for the case cause Ralph would totally try to molest Rekieta's daughters.

"You know I've been to Portugal twice bish? What do you think about that?"

 

[not william stenchever]

Guys this is serious. Ralph has made it to Tijuana. Despite our best efforts to shut down the airports and close the borders, he's made the first leg of his trip.

I'm on the phone with California dept of homeland security and they're setting up a perimeter to try to stop him.

I'll alert FBI resources in the Minnesota branch office as well just in case, god help us, he makes it to Minnesota.

I think we all know one thing is clear: he simply can not make it into the court room. If he is able to physically sit in that courtroom and listen in on the hearing, it's over for all of us.

Plague Inc has taught me that now is the time to evacuate to Madagascar.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I hate to be a spoilsport faggot, but it goes without saying to not fuck with Ralph IN PERSON, right?

I am a weak person. There is no Chance in hell i wouldn't at least make oink oink noises when in earshot.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I am a weak person. There is no Chance in hell i wouldn't at least make oink oink noises when in earshot.

Or how about, to remind him of his Arkansas breeding and heritage, a hearty WOOOOOOOOO, PIG, SOOIE! WOOOOOOOOO, PIG, SOOIE! WOOOOOOOOO, PIG, SOOIE, RAZORBACKS!

 

[Oh Darn]

Ralph totally expects Rekieta will let him stay at his place. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if Rekieta allows it.

Not good for the case cause Ralph would totally going to try to molest Rekieta's daughters.

"You know I've been to Portugal twice bish? What do you think about that?"

Prosecutor: "Mr. Rekieta, isn't it true that despite your professed desire to protect your children from internet pedophiles, you let a convicted sex offender with documented substance abuse issues into your home and sleep with your wife?"

From the Gallery: "I'M NOT GUILTY BISH I PLED NO LO CONTENDRO WHICH MEANS I'M NOT GUILTY, IF YA WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT"

 

[FiveStarAce]

Or how about, to remind him of his Arkansas breeding and heritage, a hearty WOOOOOOOOO, PIG, SOOIE! WOOOOOOOOO, PIG, SOOIE! WOOOOOOOOO, PIG, SOOIE, RAZORBACKS!

Suddenly, in the middle of the hearing, the whole spectators bench starts oinking and grunting.

 

[HackerX]

I hate to be a spoilsport faggot, but it goes without saying to not fuck with Ralph IN PERSON, right?

Idk, that'd be a toughy. The man invites confrontation everywhere he goes. Is there a man so disciplined, so stoic, to not fuck with him? It's like picking up a powerdrill and not zzzz zzzz'ing it immediately.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder if the sheriff's deputy manning the security checkpoint will find it odd that a man brought his own breathalyzer into the courthouse.

 

[Telemeter]

Prosecutor: "Mr. Rekieta, isn't it true that despite your professed desire to protect your children from internet pedophiles, you let a convicted sex offender with documented substance abuse issues into your home and sleep with your wife?"

From the Gallery: "I'M NOT GUILTY BISH I PLED NO LO CONTENDRO WHICH MEANS I'M NOT GUILTY, IF YA WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT"

I mean, Rekieta simply agreeing to meet with a convicted sex offender, felon, substance abuser in clear state of intoxication, with a history of child neglect and abuse recorded on video could call into question his innocence.

"MATTAH FACT, MAYBE IT'S YOU WHO TRIED TO HIT ON REKIETA'S DAUGHTER!"

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I wonder if the sheriff's deputy manning the security checkpoint will find it odd that a man brought his own breathalyzer into the courthouse.

I can only imagine what that conversation would be like.

 

[Razz]

Im wondering how rich someone will be by opening up a Peppa Pig gadget stand next to the courthouse

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Ralph totally expects Rekieta will let him stay at his place. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if Rekieta allows it.

Not good for the case cause Ralph would totally try to molest Rekieta's daughters.

"You know I've been to Portugal twice bish? What do you think about that?"

He's trying to sell his house so looks like it's going to be a nose and gunt sleepover in the streets, or a hotel and Ralph gets them kicked out

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's trying to sell his house so looks like it's going to be a nose and gunt sleepover in the streets, or a hotel and Ralph gets them kicked out

Nick hears that Ralph is coming to stay with him. He says he doesn't have room. Ralph says what about that 7k sq foot extra house. Minutes later, it's listed for sale.

 

[Molly Millions]

I hate to be a spoilsport faggot, but it goes without saying to not fuck with Ralph IN PERSON, right?

We cannot stop random Mexican men from cutting Ralph apart with a chainsaw.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Prosecutor: "Mr. Rekieta, isn't it true that despite your professed desire to protect your children from internet pedophiles, you let a convicted sex offender with documented substance abuse issues into your home and sleep with your wife?"

Reketia inviting Ralph into his house for the night only to find out months later that his wife is gonna be broodmother #3.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Reketia inviting Ralph into his house for the night only to find out months later that his wife is gonna be broodmother #3.

@Fapcop hardest hit. First he was getting Nick's sloppy seconds, but now Ralph's third babymama in this case.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

@Fapcop hardest hit. First he was getting Nick's sloppy seconds, but now Ralph's third babymama in this case.

No, @Fapcop will save Qayla from being gunted. I believe in the power of obsession.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

I'm sure Ralph can't wait to go and slam lines of Coke with little Audrey like the true Ralphamale daughter that bish Rozy never was.

 

[MadStan]

I'm sure Ralph can't wait to go and slam lines of Coke with little Audrey like the true Ralphamale daughter that bish Rozy never was.

I’m shocked when I read something like what you just wrote. What on earth makes you think Ethan would share?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Ralph totally expects Rekieta will let him stay at his place. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if Rekieta allows it.

Not good for the case cause Ralph would totally try to molest Rekieta's daughters.

"You know I've been to Portugal twice bish? What do you think about that?"

Well shit Rekeita. It sure is nice of you to let me stay at your house. Are these your booze bottles? Well the court says you can't have none of these so I'll just help you out here. They didn't say nothin' about me drinkin' em. Oh and are you still into swingin'? I wanna try out that new side piece of yours so I can tell Aaron Imholte I cucked him.