🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[GettrGriftr]

That's the thing, tho. he's so fucking felted in anno domini 2024 that all he's gonna do is sit his fat ass on a courtroom chair and eyeball people he thinks might be kiwifags. That's it.

What would be even funnier is if the courtroom doesn't have chairs, but old wooden benches like church pews that creak really loudly whenever obese rage piggies sit on them. Plus the thought of an unwashed, smelly Ralph trying to excuse himself around random central Minnesotans to get to a seat is mentally entertaining.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So is Rackets going to take Piggy out for ice cream since he traveled so far?

Ralph is expecting Rekieta is going to loan him April I imagine but he’d also settle for Our Wife Kayla. Much like how Dax loaned him a MintSalad.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

So is Rackets going to take Piggy out for ice cream since he traveled so far?

They’re gonna get a milkshake and two straws. It will be adorable.

 

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What's funnier is knowing Nick will be desperate for him not to attend but won't say so as he needs all the allies he can get. It just adds to a circus he would rather avoid.

Oh, please, God, let this whole arc end in a massive ralphameltdown, a la AFPAC 2023. We deserve the kino.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph is expecting Rekieta is going to loan him April I imagine but he’d also settle for Our Wife Kayla.

Yikes, she better make Piggy double wrap it unless she wants the gunt aids herpes.

 

[Braphamut]

Ah'll fite yew mano e mano yew dirty snitch Em-hole-tay! Meet me at da Sodomy Barn, booth seven, ah'll be here awl dey!

 

[SargonF00t]

Ralph is expecting Rekieta is going to loan him April I imagine but he’d also settle for Our Wife Kayla. Much like how Dax loaned him a MintSalad.

Ralph will say to Rekieta, "Unlike that fag Aaron, I'll let you watch whilst I fuck Kayla"

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He really can't help himself, he has to write down every profane thought that enters his stupid fat head.
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There is no direct flights from MSP to Mierda. They also cost a minimum of $500 and have one or two stops.

do you know how many people can safely make it across the Mexican-American border every day? Not many, I'll put it that way.

I have done research, 99.99999999% of people who cross the Mexican/American border end up in Mexico or the USA. Both of those are very unsafe! Cartels or niggers! Ralph will cross the border and end up in neither somehow, safely tucked in a gunt dimension.

Also he's barely going to get there on time and won't know the damn omnibussy got continuanced (Kayla's new attorney has requested this, you know) and force his way into the courtroom anyway, where he will be tased repeatedly by every bailiff in the tri-state area. Luckily @Judge Holden has standards for his pork product, or a short trip from WI to MN might have resulted.

 

[AltisticRight]

I bet the county is thrilled to have a convicted revenge pornographer, abuser, and alleged masturbator to images of children trotting around the courthouse with this quadruple titties and bifurcated gunt swelling up and flopping under the sun, looking for his next victim. Maybe they should have streamed this instead.

 

[Sammich]

I hate to be a spoilsport faggot, but it goes without saying to not fuck with Ralph IN PERSON, right?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

edit: nevermind

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick just had the hearing continued until a later date, meaning the date for it this week was cancelled. Ralph is now halfway between Minnesota and Merida, out a bunch of money, and there's no reason for his odyssey to Willmar anymore. What a loser.

This is not true. Incorrect information was posted in other threads.

Only Kayla's has been continued right now. Nick's is still scheduled for this week.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

This is not true. Incorrect information was posted in other threads.

Only Kayla's has been continued right now. Nick's is still scheduled for this week.

Damn. So close to felting Ralph.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Damn. So close to felting Ralph.

I expect what will happen is that Ralph will turn around like a bish and head back to Merida, claiming to be uncertain whether the hearing will take place, even though it's still scheduled and Nick has not filed for a continuance.

Ralph has to know that he will never be able to make it to Minnesota in time for the hearing

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I hate to be a spoilsport faggot, but it goes without saying to not fuck with Ralph IN PERSON, right?

Ralph, like any feral swine should be observed at a distance. Mostly for the viewers protection due to the diseases or parasites the rage hog might inadvertently transmit in any physical altercation. However if you have to absolutely come in close proximity to the pig, keep your palms flat when feeding him corn.

Damn. So close to felting Ralph.

Suffa kiwi, the ralphamale wouldn't fall for such a easy troll

 

[DavidS877]

Hmm, last time I flew international out of a US airport the airline checked my passport. I could see Mexican immigration not needing it if he has a Mexican residence card(or whatever they do to prove he's a resident) but as a US Citizen he probably will still need to show them a passport to get on an international flight to begin with.

Could you imagine, being trapped in Minnesota, or if it's a connection, stuck in some hub city.

 

[3-2-1836]

Hmm, last time I flew international out of a US airport the airline checked my passport. I could see Mexican immigration not needing it if he has a Mexican residence card(or whatever they do to prove he's a resident) but as a US Citizen he probably will still need to show them a passport to get on an international flight to begin with.

Could you imagine, being trapped in Minnesota, or if it's a connection, stuck in some hub city.

Probably explains why he flew to Tijuana so he could waddle across the border into San Diego by foot so he could holler at la migra to let him in since they can't legally deny him entry to the US but at the same time they can hassle him for a few hours

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s still trying to fight Aaron the man who lost his wife to Nick. Someone remind Ralph that Aaron is taller than 6 feet and Ralph’s grotesque midget form will be obvious.

 

[GaryGray]

Aaron is a bitch for refusing Ralph. Even if Ralph wants it to be gayfabe Aaron is the one in control. He could have told Ralph to show up at the gym. If Ralph showed up and left because he didn't want to spar that would be a Ralph L. Instead Aaron went in on good faith and now has the L.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

They’re gonna get a milkshake and two straws. It will be adorable.

Even so Ralph would get his eye poked out if they tried to drink at the same time.