Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kier Starmer]

Now the fun begins Anakin meme.gif

 

[Anis Johmanoupoulou]

Already Nick claims that the appeals loss coke stream is inadmissible because it was clipped from the original and makes him look bad lmao.

Motherfucker used the standard Breadtuber "It's out of context" move.

 

[sarna]

Nick blowing through his assets to fund a 2024 Rob Bell defense would be a nifty bit of history rhyming.

 

[ChromaQuack]

looks like a really nice place to live ngl


Kayla's girlboss attorney from Big Stone County made her first appearance literally within hours of the listing going up.

When are you setting up that $450k kickfundme?

 

[Schwarzwald]

Tip to any prospective buyer: shine a blacklight on every square inch of the home to know which areas to bleach.

 

[Vibralldo]

Funny that just a couple days ago Nick was bragging about how child services isn't used to dealing with offenders that have the amount of wealth that Nick has

Now he has to sell one of the houses his grandpappy bought him

Suffer, balldo

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Is this the spare house the Hotwife was staying at? Is Balldo moving her onto the main campus?

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Is this the spare house the Hotwife was staying at? Is Balldo moving her onto the main campus?

After Kayla got her own lawyer it sounds like the Hotwife has been promoted to Wife after the position opened up. But that's just my speculation

 

[Malaika]

I'm lowkey kind of mad, 450k would barely get you a tiny 2-bedroom apartment in a shitty neighborhood where I live (Amsterdam). You Americans have got it so good when it comes to property prices. Nick is a piece of shit but I'm ngl, that is an amazing property in an incredible location that he's selling for pocket change. I know Nick lives in the middle of nowhere but he has to be underselling it's value. Even in the states this property has to be worth way more than 450k.

Anyway, I don't get why he's selling a chunk of his property unless money is tight. You don't live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by nature if you like the idea of having neighbors almost right on top of you. Do you guys think everything is good between Nick and Kayla? The timing seems pretty odd.

 

[Bowling Ally]

I'd like to buy it, retire, and spend the next decade recreating every single second of his publicly archived streams, word for word, for the purpose of lulz, superchats, and sweet sweet updoots

Sadly not quite rich enough to retire, only just about autistic enough to press post reply

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

The Liquor that Nick totally poured out has been located.

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It was poured out. Into glasses. And drunk. These are new. You think Rackets drinks less than a fifth at a time?

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Court fees being paid off sounds nice but imagine how much coke and alcohol you could get for 450k...

 

[zimzam88]

Is Balldo moving her onto the main campus?

>implying she ever left the master bedroom

 

[AnOminous]

EDIT: It seems like the Odysee thing may have been a bug. On a cursory scrub through the stream, it appears to be unaltered. Honestly though I'm still wondering why he hasn't taken that down if he privated everything else.

Because he's a doped up retard who can't do anything competently at all.

Learn how to read legal arguments kiwifags!

I'm not sure what thread this retarded coked up faggot is reading, but I haven't even seen any laypeople misreading this dogshit filing, much less the actual lawyers. It doesn't take a J.D. to see what absolutely juvenile logorrhea this filing is. It just takes an IQ over room temperature. It is absolute SHIT.

It's so bad I'm almost suspecting Rekieta drafted it himself.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Is this the spare house the Hotwife was staying at? Is Balldo moving her onto the main campus?

Maybe she ran off when the charges against her came back. Has she been mentioned recently?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

That house is very much what I would build if I had a second chance to do stuff. Shame they have to sell.

They really look as if they had it all. Even if Nick stopped streaming after Rittenhouse and Depp, they were all set. Damn you, Nick Rekieta.

Nick Rekieta is without a doubt one of the most disappointing people I know of.

 

[Pargon]

Jesus, what a nice piece of property and home. Shame about the neighbors.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm lowkey kind of mad, 450k would barely get you a tiny 2-bedroom apartment in a shitty neighborhood where I live (Amsterdam). You Americans have got it so good when it comes to property prices.

Anyway, I don't get why he's selling a chunk of his property unless money is tight. You don't live in a middle of nowhere surrounded with nature if you like the idea of having neighbors almost right on top of you. Do you guys think everything is good between Nick and Kayla? The timing seems pretty odd.

Keep in mind that's in cold-as-fuck Minnesota (East Somalia). Many feet of snow/ice for half the year.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Tip to any prospective buyer: shine a blacklight on every square inch of the home to know which areas to bleach.

If you're smelling things, next to your bed, who you gonna call? Nick Fuentes!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Nice land but that house is ugly as sin.