Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Merry]

The house needs some bedroom, bathroom, and landscaping work. But it has really nice mid century bones, would be fun to see Nick Rochefort review it on his streams

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Seems like a good place for our dear feeder

Stop it. I'm very tempted to buy the home myself and hang a massive banner that says "KIWIFARMS ALWAYS WINS" aimed directly at Nick's house.

 

[ellroy]

A 1 story, 1 bath house (600sqft) is like 80k in Shelby Montana. It's also isolated as fuck, like 6k people total in the county lmao.

450k in CA (973 sqft):
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410k in rural CO: (7.5 acres)
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To be fair you showed a listing in Vallejo which isn’t rural, nor in the middle of nowhere due to it’s proximity to the Bay Area. I will say Vallejo is an absolute shit hole and my defense of it stops there. I think a listing in Redding is closer to Nick’s situation being out in the sticks.

 

[Kheapathic]

Who needs a shower chair? Does Nick have a bad back like DSP?

And this may seem like an odd critique; but looking at the pictures, it looks/feels like a church building.

 

[Pargon]

Minnesota is a duty to retreat state sadly.

There truly are no more heroes.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

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He'll be going insane from no contact from Jesuz Mons, maybe exgirlfriend'd it and continue to message him while blocked.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

I think it's that this shitty document is not drafted to convince the court, but to cater to the whiny retard that is Nick Rekieta, so it's tailored to appease his soulful pining over his gay lover even though it's completely irrelevant to the case.

Hard agree, the extensive quotes are absolutely about defaming Aaron to the public rather than the court.

And you're right, it's abjectly awful, the arguments are complete nonsense, and only a water-brained dipshit like Nick could consider this adequate representation.

There's a lot of awful parts to the motion, and I would definitely be angry if my trust fund had paid for the unforced error and brain-damaging quotations. But given the fundamental soundness of the warrant, isn't a terrible motion to suppress inevitable?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

To be fair you showed a listing in Vallejo which isn’t rural, nor in the middle of nowhere due to it’s proximity to the Bay Area. I will say Vallejo is an absolute shit hole and my defense of it stops there. I think a listing in Redding is closer to Nick’s situation being out in the sticks.

I'd argue Inyo county is a better representation in CA but they'd probably run his ass out of the county lmao. Maybe Winnmuca or Humboldt County, Nevada since you can hire hookers legally like April in the city lmao.

 

[Pagan Min]

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Hey, Nick -- this isn't the win you think it is... Then again, NONE of the so-called "wins" are what you think they are, dipshit... LOL

 

[Null]

I really don't understand what he even hopes to accomplish anymore. Druggie wetbrains are craycray.

 

[Goatchoker]

Who needs a shower chair? Does Nick have a bad back like DSP?

And this may seem like an odd critique; but looking at the pictures, it looks/feels like a church building.

The hard iron water tho…..ugh

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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(Xeet / Archive)

Sends a print of the kiwifarms to Jersh.
> I don't read the Kiwi Farms. People send me stuff.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So when does Ralph move in as the new roommate?

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I really don't understand what he even hopes to accomplish anymore. Druggie wetbrains are craycray.

He just wants you to say that you love him still. He still thinks there something there

 

[Friedchickenfan]

All you had to do was stream Rickets, you had a wife and kids but you had to snort the coke Rickets, had a good life going but you had to fuck the bpd whore Rickets. So sad

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I really don't understand what he even hopes to accomplish anymore. Druggie wetbrains are craycray.

He acts like Ethan Ralph now. The transformation is complete.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

He acts like Ethan Ralph now.

It’s the dead brain cells talking, all druggie/alcoholics turn into Ralph eventually.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

He acts like Ethan Ralph now.

He's the RekietaMale lol

 

[mindlessobserver]

It's not a retreat. It's a goodwill gesture..