Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[a hapless toad]

I know I'll regret this but what is known about the underwear situation? (I know she doesn't usually wear a bra.)

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

State of the Gunt in SloMo
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Thanks for that. Had no clue what I was looking it. I've never seen someone have to suck in (I can't think of a better way to put it) their chin, to see something sitting next to them on a bed.

Thinking about it now, it's crazy she has more body parts that she hasn't been able to see in years, than body parts she can see. Small Pl--when I was pregnant, it was a surreal moment, when I realized one day, that I couldn't see my feet when looking down. It's crazy her life is like that every day.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Vanlife arc for the win

Vanlife makes sense for her if she moved back to Canada, because:

1) Her main activity would be driving to fast food anyway
2) She doesn't bathe
3) She loves shitting in that creepy outhouse on the "long road"
4) She doesn't need storage space. She has one pair of shoes and only wears a few filthy outfits. Zero books, zero hobbies.
5) She can livestream from the van just as easily as an apartment, and the van costs less than rent (even from a "buy here, pay here" car lot).

As weird as it seems for a GIGANTIC woman, Chins is ideally built for living in a smelly van.

why DOESN'T he have his own thread yet?

A thread on the farms isn't punishment. It's only for our amusement, and Salah is boring.

do yoi think she knows she has to haggle each and every price?

No. Salah does, but he's also a fucking retard. They're going to get screwed on every dollar they spend.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

The cpap always horrifies me. I cannot imagine choosing to sleep in that over putting the backscratcher fork down.

Autocorrect changed 'cpap' to 'clap'. It clearly remembers her history.

 

[Spinach Souffle]

 

[CarbieDoll2]

Sansa caught a good one.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Grabbed a ss from her latest life. She really is our massive bundle of horror.

ETA last nigths lifestream. Thx @Muddy Fupa Balls for the clarification. Didnt see the squeeler was live now.

 

[-Jack-]

Grabbed a ss from her latest life. She really is our massive bundle of horror.
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She is currently live though. Looking like a pig in makeup, raging about yaba and someone’s kids again. Someone triggered her today I guess.

Hog (couldn’t upload the link properly due to phone apologises)



From last nights livestream

 

[Dutch Courage]

She is fast approaching the look of a Halloween costume with that makeup and garb. Some kind of pale, fat, shrouded ghoul that scares the neighborhood into giving her candy.

 

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

She is fast approaching the look of a Halloween costume with that makeup and garb. Some kind of pale, fat, shrouded ghoul that scares the neighborhood into giving her candy.

Some fucked up version of ghostface, who clicks its mouth and says "middle finger".

 

[Clotso Coof]

Excessive clown makeup helps her camera filters hang on to her facial features. She's had filter fail more often lately when not wearing makeup and/or in dim lighting conditions. But Disney villain level makeup and red lipstick reminds the filter programing where her eyes and lips are supposed to be.

I suspect her face swelling is fucking up the "connection" between human faces and the camera filters she uses. They were intended for slightly pudgy Korean women to look thin and beautiful, not for potato-faced deathfats trying to look human.

raging about yaba and someone’s kids again. Someone triggered her today I guess.

Salah triggered this, but she won't admit it. She rages about FFG, Yaba and gorl world whenever she and Salah are fighting.

Salah must be refusing to let her blow more money on her 50 dollar a day fast food habit. They'll need that money in Morocco soon.

The ice cream bar haul was a compromise they made a couple days ago, and now she's out of sugar and needs more more more more carbs GODDAMN IT!!

 

[Hijabpeejob]

Woof. Tell us again how proud you are of your exquisite, top 10% of YouTube beauty!

Her facial tics have been out of control lately. It looks like she has a coterie of worms writhing under her skin.

At some point someone sent her a superchat telling her Salah's teeny little massacred stump wouldn't make it past her flaps and her exact denial was "there is no face, and even if there was, it wasn't hard, and even if it was, it was ONE ANGLE.

While Salah is dumber than a sack of bricks, men are not known for taking pictures of their...whatever that is at unflattering angles, and as much as I am choking back vomit because I have seen the picture and can verify, that's as big as that thing gets.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

At some point someone sent her a superchat telling her Salah's teeny little massacred stump wouldn't make it past her flaps and her exact denial was "there is no face, and even if there was, it wasn't hard, and even if it was, it was ONE ANGLE.

Please forgive me for being ABSOLUTELY unwilling to go back and look at the photo, but I thought I remembered that the poor thing was actually hard and trying its best?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Shame she's too fat to go hiking. Unlike the other tourists who were raped and beheaded after telling the Internet how much they loved dunecoons and Islamaphobia is heckin bad. Morocco is such a lovely place.


Also,

would've been a much more appropriate name than ,,Miriam''.

 

[A borscht-on]

Please forgive me for being ABSOLUTELY unwilling to go back and look at the photo, but I thought I remembered that the poor thing was actually hard and trying its best?

That mutilated thimble was straining harder than Peetz on the toilet after too many chicken nuggies. In sum: yes, that was as stiff as Salah's penis could get, and he sent it to a girl because he thought it was all firm and sexy-like. Nobody asks for a small dick, but just don't throw it out there for all to gape at, especially when you're a retard pretending to be married to the most heinous beast that even Lucifer would thwart with a crucifix.

Understandably, Chantal has not really seen very many aroused penises--if any at all--hence her baffling "It wasn't even hard" defensiveness.

 

[Bilibin]

"Every time he goes out he shares the location with me, 'cuz he goes the extra mile to make sure I trust him" Nothing says I trust like constant surveillance

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

At some point someone sent her a superchat telling her Salah's teeny little massacred stump wouldn't make it past her flaps and her exact denial was "there is no face, and even if there was, it wasn't hard, and even if it was, it was ONE ANGLE.

"Even if there was" is always a dead giveaway. So is "Where's your proof?", "You don't know", and "It's none of your business."

Note to Chins: If you're going to be a professional liar, get better at it.

 

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

MiriHAM aFATTI the irony is not lost on me.

 

[Clotso Coof]

At some point someone sent her a superchat telling her Salah's teeny little massacred stump wouldn't make it past her flaps and her exact denial was "there is no face, and even if there was, it wasn't hard, and even if it was, it was ONE ANGLE.

"I've never seen Salah's penis up close and/or with the lights on" is what Chantal just said. She always tells on herself.

Any woman married to that deformed 3.5 inch (max) penis would know at a 2 second glance whether the dick pic was her husband or not. That dick couldn't have been more distinctive unless it had a serial number tattooed on the dick itself. Even a shy wife would be well aware that her husband's ruined circumcision made his peen look..."special".

Chins probably turned to Salah and said, "THAT's what your dick looks like??" when she saw the photo.

To recap: Salah is an unemployed moronic liar who embarrassed her by lying about his original apartment and car. Then he embarrassed her by playing one handed keyboard "yankee doodle" for an hour while she pretended to like it. Then embarrassed her by telling Kaibella that he wants to shit on her Christian face.

Then, worst of all, she found out about his embarrassing dick a couple hours AFTER gorl world was laughing at it. Now she can't even pretend her fake husband has an average cock. The ultimate humiliation as FFG and Yaba get to draw silly pics of that sad little penis....

Every time he goes out he shares the location with me,

Every cheating asshole in the Middle East has multiple cell phones, just like fuckboys in the Western world. Salah would hand his phone off to a buddy to hold if he was taking a woman out to a dance club or something.
But, of course, Salah couldn't land an actual girlfriend anyway.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Salah would hand his phone off to a buddy to hold

I don't know if he goes through all of this, he could easily just say ,,I'm at X location" and leave it at that. She doesn't know for sure where he's at, and she said he ,,always facetimes me on his way home". So he leaves wherever Salah spends all of his time before facetiming her, not at the actual hangout location. Besides, ignoring all of that, why does he even have to give her GPS updates, he wasn't cheating on her IRL according to her, just fetish messages with a holy Christian white ass westerner on the Internet. That suggests to me that Salah gets up to trouble IRL that stresses her. (I mean we already know that he does, but she confirms it inadvertently while trying to pretend everything is kosher)