Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sammich]

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.

That's legit a pretty solid price, it's priced to sell quickly, the acreage is a nice bonus.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It would be real funny if Monty could get Ol' Pussy Liquor to put a judgement lien on the house

 

[owed to joy]

Better inspect that house with luminol and a hazmat suit before making any offers

 

[Vibralldo]

This might be the most pathetic thing I've seen this year, and there's been STRONG competition.

He's literally just Ralph at this point

Cold messaging Null to try and annoy him

 

[Strix454]

It is established Balldo lore that the two homes are owned free and clear. This one by Nick directly; his current residence by a trust Nick either controls or his late grandfather's trust controls.

They were owned free and clear. But more recently there were mortgages taken out on one or perhaps both of them.

A page on doxbin claims the mortgage was $223,000 on 12565 52nd St Ne in 2021.

 

[Tablet County]

He's literally just Ralph at this point

Cold messaging Null to try and annoy him

Nigger's acting like a scorned ex-girlfriend. It's actual Dickers behavior. Were I clever, I would possibly create a meme about this.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's literally just Ralph at this point

He became Ralph months ago. Now it's just more blatant.

 

[Spergichu]

Wonder what happened to moving his parents into the spare house so he could get muh keedz back on his property? Also why is he putting up photos of a house where his kids potentially live at? I thought that would pose some sort of danger to them and could jeopardize his CHIPS case.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

He's probably not selling it to fund his cases/lawsuits - he's probably selling it because he currently has 2 mortgages and he has to cut costs since he isn't pulling in money streaming anymore.

If he does an open house, I'm not saying anyone should go just so they can shine a black light on any surfaces they see. I am saying it would be funny.

 

[keke]

In Nicks' head, he and Null are still friends. Sure, they're in a rough patch right now, but that's because Null doesn't understand social cues.

It’s a keep your friends close but your enemies closer deal.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Better inspect that house with luminol and a hazmat suit before making any offers

After the inspection, everything should be dunked in industrial grade hand sanitizer. That carpet has to be rancid with the smell of rotten milk.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Regardless of what happens in court, Nick will still claim a win (thinking he can still control the narrative since it wasn't televised) and do that victory lap. It's in his nature.

Or he'll huff copium.
I remember when the Vic Mignogna case finally made it to court (the anti-SLAPP hearing).
Nick was very quick to describe the hearing as "weird" and to cast aspersions on the judge instead of just admitting that Ty fucked up.

 

[Tablet County]

After the inspection, everything should be dunked in industrial grade hand sanitizer. That carpet has to be rancid with the smell of rotten milk.

You could hire JF Gay Rapey to assist you in the sanitization process.

 

[Oxous]

I really don't understand what he even hopes to accomplish anymore. Druggie wetbrains are craycray.

This catty, jilted homo just can't get over the fact that you didn't sweep for him so he constantly thinks of ways to try to epically own you by racking up gotcha moments like he's Phoenix Wright, no matter how bizarre or menial they seem to anyone other than him. More than anything else though, he wants a response and to know that you are reading what he says and engaging with him. Just remember to live up to what you said there and completely ignore whatever bait he throws at your DMs. Narcs don't like silence.

 

[solarflare]

Public records show that the property is under his and Kayla's name and has been since they bought it. No trust ever owned it.

 

[trash cat]

Why would you want the stress of selling your house just as you go into a court battle?

Unless both Nick and Kayla planning to enter a plea bargain and leave Spicer very soon. . . But probation often requires you to remain in the state...

Maybe the plea deals will be for unsupervised probation?

I guess the other possibly is that maybe Nick and Kayla aren't getting along? Like divorce is on the horizon?

Perhaps Nick is refusing to pay Kayla's legal bills, so she wants her half of the house money? This seems less likely. But we know they fight like cats and dogs.

It's definitely an interesting development, especially in the context of Nick's motion to suppress and Kayla's last minute lawyer

I think the most likely explanation is they want to leave town asap

 

[Meat Target]

After the inspection, everything should be dunked in industrial grade hand sanitizer. That carpet has to be rancid with the smell of rotten milk.

I would just have the local FD do a controlled burn and build a smaller house on the property that hasn't been a Den of Slaanesh. Might still have to perform some exorcisms on the soil, though.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What are the odds that Nick is now huffing computer duster to get high in order to test positive on his tests? Maybe that’s why he’s even more retarded and aggressive.

 

[Lian Xing]

They were owned free and clear. But more recently there were mortgages taken out on one or perhaps both of them.

A page on doxbin claims the mortgage was $223,000 on 12565 52nd St Ne in 2021.

A determined individual could get a copy of the deed book page to see exactly who has an interest in the properties. Balldoman isn't worth the cost.

https://tapestry.fidlar.com/Tapestry2/Default.aspx

 

[WelperHelper99]

You could hire JF Gay Rapey to assist you in the sanitization process.

Fuck, you're gonna need Walter White and his barrels of hydrochloric acid to clean this shit. The coom house will get you pregnant just by stepping into it. You could even call it the rape house. Because it rapes you.