Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FiveStarAce]

Null.... please put up another fund raiser for this. I know he would love you as a neighbor.

And hire me as a true and honest Kiwi Farmer. I'm good at gardening and with animals, so you decide what kinda kiwis.

 

[Lian Xing]

Public records show that the property is under his and Kayla's name and has been since they bought it. No trust ever owned it.

That's their former residence. The current residence, next door, is owned by a trust.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

What are the odds that Nick is now huffing computer duster to get high in order to test positive on his tests? Maybe that’s why he’s even more retarded and aggressive.

was not drinking alcohol part of the deal or was that just something nick said he was gonna do for internet goodboy points? If he's boozing cause its the only thing he can do he's probably getting real drunk when sending out some of that aggressive stuff.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Nigger's acting like a scorned ex-girlfriend. It's actual Dickers behavior. Were I clever, I would possibly create a meme about this.

Nick is the living embodiment of a George Constanza meme from that Seinfeld episode where George is obsessed with his jerk store comeback.

 

[Gorbus]

If you did to someone through surgery or blunt force trauma what Rackets has done to his own brain with coke and booze you'd go to jail for a long fucking time.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Hey nick, you really gave up a lot to become an alcoholic junkie degenerate manwhore. You threw away your marriage, children, health, reputation and now a big house. It would be fun to take in your self made downfall, but your children's plight sours the experience.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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This is very stereotypical behavior mostly seen in spiteful exes who have lost control of their spouse/partner and are trying the manipulate the narrative in an attempt to get them back.

Did Null ERP with Nick so well that Nick NEEDS Null's attention? The thread unravels just so.

 

[Ollie Beach]

What are the odds that Nick is now huffing computer duster to get high in order to test positive on his tests? Maybe that’s why he’s even more retarded and aggressive.

He can then move King Cobra in when Kayla bounces.

 

[Pee Cola]

Nice property. The house would respond well to redecorating, especially that kitchen (which is fugly).

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is very stereotypical behavior mostly seen in spiteful exes who have lost control of their spouse/partner and are trying the manipulate the narrative in an attempt to get them back.

Did Null ERP with Nick so well that Nick NEEDS Null's attention? The thread unravels just so.

Nick needs that special shower time back, back when Nick was on top of the world, with the slobbermutt by his side as his friend and when this thread kinda sorta liked him. HE YEARNS FOR IT. He would sell his left nut for Josh to give him a ounce of sympathy. But he can't have it. And it fucking BURNS his soul.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Plenty of land to start gardening and farming.

Plenty of land to add on a sex dungeon! I bet your neighbor would be envious...

The Liquor that Nick totally poured out has been located.

Like we didn't know...

Tip to any prospective buyer: shine a blacklight on every square inch of the home to know which areas to bleach.

I know a Sweep who can advise you on how to get out those tough-to-snort stains!

Nice land but that house is ugly as sin.

That's a lovely house

The duality of Kiwis.

The myopia of poverty .

Tranch 2.0, making sure to get the most obnoxious trannies to live there and constantly pester Nick and his polycule.

How many llamas would physically fit in that cage? Do they stack?

Plus, I’ll get to watch April tan through my binoculars, and get first place seating for nightly seething by sessions in the hot tub!

I'm looking forward to the Fapcop Season 1 Blu-Ray with the unaired hot spring episode!

Can we all agree to fund raise for this and rent it out as a B&B to degenerates? "Furry Friendly" B&B. Or perhaps Tranny friendly?

They're the same picture.

And hire me as a true and honest Kiwi Farmer. I'm good at gardening and with animals, so you decide what kinda kiwis.

Kiwis are grown in orchards.

 

[Captain Manning]

Or he'll huff copium.
I remember when the Vic Mignogna case finally made it to court (the anti-SLAPP hearing).
Nick was very quick to describe the hearing as "weird" and to cast aspersions on the judge instead of just admitting that Ty fucked up.

And that persisted in the Weebwars community forever. Even I believed it for a while. Hell, it probably still does among some of the Weebwars remnants even today (i.e. "Chupp bad. Beard good.").

Unfortunately for him, I don't think it's gonna work nearly as well here. He's getting pushback on level I never thought I'd ever see, and on a level he probably never thought he would ever see. That's why he's wigging out so much.

 

[Markorian]

Or he'll huff copium.
I remember when the Vic Mignogna case finally made it to court (the anti-SLAPP hearing).
Nick was very quick to describe the hearing as "weird" and to cast aspersions on the judge instead of just admitting that Ty fucked up.

In fairness, I still say it was both. Hell, put a gun to my head and force me to say if Ty or Chupp fucking things up was a bigger detriment, I'm probably saying Chupp 9/10 times. That being said, Chupp couldn't have Chupp'd it up (at least to that degree) without Ty.

 

[Your Spiritual Liege]

Hmmm, there is a good chance someone may superchat this property on the next Scuffed Realtor.

I would be interested in what Nick Rochefort would say about those kitchen cabinets and random shit, strewn all over the place.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Nick needs that special shower time back, back when Nick was on top of the world, with the slobbermutt by his side as his friend and when this thread kinda sorta liked him. HE YEARNS FOR IT. He would sell his left nut for Josh to give him a ounce of sympathy. But he can't have it. And it fucking BURNS his soul.

Truly a man and his dog tale for the ages. But this one doesn't have a happily ever after for the man. The dog, however, goes on to wipe the transgender agenda from the board and is granted a small island country off the coast of Florida for his troubles.

 

[Owlbear]

Plenty of land to add on a sex dungeon! I bet your neighbor would be envious...

Why stop there? Convert the whole house into a sex dungeon and put it on AirBnB and one of your neighbors will be a frequent customer.

 

[Tablet County]

Nick is the living embodiment of a George Constanza meme from that Seinfeld episode where Geroge is obsessed with his jerk store comeback.

Weird coincidence, but I looked up the clip where he uses the comeback after you brought it up, and when the guy has a much better comeback he goes to "Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"

 

[HarveySperg41]

The Liquor that Nick totally poured out has been located.

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What do you think the "A" is for in the only occupied bedroom? Could it be for a sad, lonely 29 year old crack whore?
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Let's check the closet...
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Yep.. Lonely mistress in the second home. Where will she live now?

Oh how was he so stupid that that stuff didn’t get removed? He had to know that the listing would be found.

 

[CornBogFitz]

That is the most plain boring ass house. Like I understand when small houses are boring. But yo get something THIS big and wanting the personality of bread.

 

[kidatari]

Rekieta is going to be homeless soon, see what you guys did, apologize