Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

AnOminous said:
It's too late. "Fratire" went out in the early 2000s, and "being a cuck" humor isn't funny. Ask Tucker Max how that worked for him.

Also you can't recover from this.


Sorry, just hasn't been posted in a few pages.
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Part of me is a bit curious to the context of this, but a bigger part prefers to think of it as its own thing, free of any context. It's probably funnier that way.
 
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Noah Antwiler's had a more dignified 2016 than Maddox.

Darwin Watterson said:
Part of me is a bit curious to the context of this, but a bigger part prefers to think of it as its own thing, free of any context. It's probably funnier that way.
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Don't worry. Ouzounian -- or Sarkeesian, or whatever the fuck else Armenians call themselves -- having a film credit in Ooga-Booga is just as funny no matter what context you see it in.
 
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Hi, Maddox.

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A saucy Thanksgiving twitter exchange involving Maddox

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Also another social media metric milestone occurred this week. Dick Masterson beat Maddox to one million downloads of his new podcast, with Maddox's podcast still lingering at 950k, and that's with Maddox stealing the old BPITU podcast's RSS feed plus the effects of character assassinating Dick over the summer
 
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*Asterisk* said:
Noah Antwiler's had a more dignified 2016 than Maddox.


Don't worry. Ouzounian -- or Sarkeesian, or whatever the fuck else Armenians call themselves -- having a film credit in Ooga-Booga is just as funny no matter what context you see it in.
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Correction: having a credit in a post 2000s Full Moon picture is funny.

And more so if you consider it a highlight being in the same movie as a racist-looking killer doll.
 
LettuceMan said:
As many have said before, it's funny how Maddox was afraid of Dick ruining his brand when the most damage was caused by himself.

Or himself by influence of his girlfriend if I'm reading these recent events correctly. Chump syndrome is the biggest problem in the universe VOTE IT UP PEOPLE.
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I'm gonna compare dick and maddox to a band. I have seen bands I love overcome tragedies that people thought would finish them, then bounce back. Life altering injuries, amputation, hatred of one another, crazy religious fanaticism, drug addiction, creative lows, family deaths, pedophilia scandals, shit contracts, money issues, etc.

I have never seen a single team or group overcome the 'Yoko Ono' effect.

Also, LettuceJones is that you?
 
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TakeDownMan said:
I'm gonna compare dick and maddox to a band. I have seen bands I love overcome tragedies that people thought would finish them, then bounce back. Life altering injuries, amputation, hatred of one another, crazy religious fanaticism, drug addiction, creative lows, family deaths, pedophilia scandals, shit contracts, money issues, etc.

I have never seen a single team or group overcome the 'Yoko Ono' effect.

Also, LettuceJones is that you?
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I used to eagerly wait for tbpitu episodes to be uploaded every week. Now I seldom listen to either, they're just not as good separately imo.

As for the username I thought of something that didn't connect me to another alias I had somewhere on the internet, I happened to have been eating a garden salad at the time.
 
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millais said:
A saucy Thanksgiving twitter exchange involving Maddox

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Also another social media metric milestone occurred this week. Dick Masterson beat Maddox to one million downloads of his new podcast, with Maddox's podcast still lingering at 950k, and that's with Maddox stealing the old BPITU podcast's RSS feed plus the effects of character assassinating Dick over the summer
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Eeeeeh, you kids subscribe to my podcast, yes?
No Jedi mind tricks, only Armenian cuck tricks.

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On his shitty online store, Maddox is trying to hawk a new T-shirt that features a design plainly revealing how butthurt he still is over the Cuckening. I highlighted the key phrases in yellow.

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https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MADDOX-STORE/so+long+2016-A107385850

You can tell his current commercial and creative endeavors must be failing right now because if things were going well, he wouldn't have to resort to these kinds of passive-aggressive digs to make himself feel like the bigger and more successful man. But instead his social media metrics are crumbling all around him, so this kind of pussywhipped shit-flinging is all he has left to validate himself.
 
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