Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%
  • Total voters
    292
Francis York Morgan said:
You expected competence out of the Rekieta camp at this stage?
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I suspected something slightly better than Greer-tier that doesn't just reek of pure retardation. I mean presumably this guy is an actual practicing lawyer and this is Kevin LanDUI level. I mean two page long block quotes? Nick seems to think that's okay. I guess I just don't understand the Perry Mason level of legal acument it takes to do that.

This Barneswalking dipshit literally pasted what should be an exhibit right into the motion instead of just attaching it and quoting the actually relevant parts (if there are any). Order of the Balldo level skills.
Tablet County said:
This might be the most pathetic thing I've seen this year, and there's been STRONG competition.
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He also forgot to include a picture of Hitler. That always works for Russell Greer.
 
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Strix454 said:
Nick wants REVENGE. Cartoonish super-villain mustache twirling Captain Ahab going down with the whale REVENGE.

You can literally see the anger even in his legal filings. He is more concerned about getting the farms and getting Aaron than he is about defending himself. He doesn't even care if it works. He doesn't care if it bankrupts him.

His anger and his hate are quite literally all he has left.
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I appreciate Star Trek as much as Lady Rackets - it's Nick's Moby Dick era, and if he doesn't get a grip, he'll end up imploding (predictably):

 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
So when does Ralph move in as the new roommate?
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I can't see even Nick being stupid enough to let Ralph within the same county as his drug stash. He's like a Truffle Pig rooting out drugs to consume.

Plus the cops finding Ralph naked and dead in Nick's master bedroom might raise some awkward questions.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Plus the cops finding Ralph naked and dead in Nick's master bedroom might raise some awkward questions.
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It's rural Minnesota—they're cool with hunting there. And as a libertarian, Rekieta believes that what a man does with his hunted feral pigs in the privacy of his own bedroom should not be a matter of public record.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Nick needs that special shower time back, back when Nick was on top of the world, with the slobbermutt by his side as his friend and when this thread kinda sorta liked him.
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Let's admit it. This thread all but constantly sucked his dick on a daily basis, including me, which in retrospect is EMBARRASSING and WEIRD and FUNNAY.
Captain Manning said:
And that persisted in the Weebwars community forever. Even I believed it for a while. Hell, it probably still does among some of the Weebwars remnants even today (i.e. "Chupp bad. Beard good.").
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Chupp bad (we've read his other cases and he sucked in them too). Beard bad. Nick bad. Lemoine bad. Monica bad. Funimation bad. Jamie bad. Pretty much everyone else but Vic and Sam Johnson bad.
Markorian said:
In fairness, I still say it was both. Hell, put a gun to my head and force me to say if Ty or Chupp fucking things up was a bigger detriment, I'm probably saying Chupp 9/10 times. That being said, Chupp couldn't have Chupp'd it up (at least to that degree) without Ty.
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If Ty hadn't fucked it up and lost all his actual evidence, he'd have had something to appeal and Chupp's decision would have been flagrantly wrong.
 
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Someone needs to buy it and then contract Tunnel Troon to bore a secret passageway between the two houses.

Only issue is it looks like an area with a high water table. So we’d have to dewater the site. Tunnel troon would probably use a pool pump or a spigot or something when he should be using a hydraulic Balldo Cylinder.
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(This is the Balldo Cylinder).
 
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Captain Manning said:
2. They look like they were chewed on by some animal.

As to the second point, perhaps it was a raccoon? That would explain a lot, actually!
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The kids, starved for substinance that isn't spaghetti-os, started chewing the leather for food. Truly horrifing conditions to live in! :stress:
I have seen leather like that when exposed to the elements or from too much abuse. I can't exactly tell what happened to it.
 
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Strix454 said:
He tried last winter to con Aaron into buying it. He is desperate to sell because its likely his last big asset and the only place he can generate cash quickly from.

Someone might be able to get it for half the asking price. Nick is broke and now desperate.
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Blackrock buys it and stuffs it with 30 jeets and skinnies
 
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Captain Manning said:
No joke, my bet is still on Nick ending up in California with Dick Masterson at some point. How long that takes depends on the length of his any probation he might receive.
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Another (extremely unlikely) possibility is that Nick ends up in Mexico.
It depends on how butthurt he gets at Kiwis attending his omnibus hearing.
Being a-logged IRL might just break him mentally.
 
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Captain Manning said:
The problem is, Chupp has the CoA backing him. So "officially" he didn't do anything wrong. I wouldn't say Chupp was great, but I think Ty's fuckup was overall way worse. Also, more to the point, the post I was replying to correctly surmises that Nick completely downplayed Ty's fuckup to save face.
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Ty fucked up badly enough that Chupp's shitty decision he had obviously decided in advance wasn't ultimately an error of law, even if the CoA basically had to pull reasoning out of their ass that Chupp hadn't even bothered to consider to uphold him.
 
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