Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Haven't been in this thread for a while. Sentiment is dour, and new awful projects have been announced, so I thought I'd post a nostalgic ad to improve morale around here:

It's scary how many of them I had as a kid (Carbonite Han, Boba, Sandtrooper, Tusken Raider, Vader, RotJ Luke).
 
Haven't been in this thread for a while. Sentiment is dour, and new awful projects have been announced, so I thought I'd post a nostalgic ad to improve morale around here:

i had legitimately everything in that photo. the roid era of star wars toys was top tier.

the best thing in this photo was the scout trooper btw. the figure by itself was terrible when he wasn't on the speeder bike but the play feature of the bike blowing up when you click the button on the back was pure kino. I cannot begin to tell you how many kamikaze attacks that thing made on the rebels when i played with it.
 
So how are they gonna possibly continue the story of Acolyte when it flopped harder than a fat acceptance cunt hitting the bottom of a grave?
>Star Wars: The Acolyte Cancelled After One Season

Welp, I guess that answers half of my question.

And of course the reactions are about what I’d expect

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Holy shit, I didn't think they'd old yeller season 2. At least, not so soon after season one's ending. With how hard Kennedy backed it, I thought it'd be a 'It doesn't matter what the reception is, we've already greenlit and signed contracts for multiple seasons.'. The ratings had to be at absolute rock bottom for it to be dead in the water so quickly.
 
Space lesbians doing a shitty parody of immaculate conception didn't bring the ratings?

Well imagine my fucking shock.
And even in the logic of the show, it's the Witches messing with the natural order of things. They use weirdo voodoo magic and the convergence of the two moons to force the creation of life instead of having sex. They then screw up and create half-assed twins with mediocre power levels and even worse morality. They then take over the bodies of Jedi Knights to fight their battles for them since they're shit at actually fighting and then die when the Jedi fight back their possession.

The Jedi were right to go on witch hunts.
 
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