Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fallen Preacher]

For some reason I'm envisioning Jabba the Hutt with a chained up Leia.

Leave Ethan Ralph out of this - he can't afford April's coke habit.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

I almost forgot to add a detailed floor plan. This way if there is ever a body cam footage request it will be a moot point since we have the floor plan.

Did you forget to attach the .WAD?

 

[Vibralldo]

WTF is wrong with that shower? The only comparable thing I can think of is a pic of a kitchen sink I saw as an example of abandoned mine drainage polluting well water

The constant seething of the shower texts have manifested in the real world

 

[Tablet County]

What appears to be a broken bottle of Boss Hog whiskey is mounted in the kitchen.

From 4 different angles:

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Nearly empty home, still shit in the sink.

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Stovetop looking a little rough.

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Is that a fucking Magic Bullet in the sink?

 

[TurdThrower]

What if Nick's 2nd property going up for sale is just a formality for his parents to buy & move into it, with reference to his scheme of having them move in their so the hatchlings will be with his parents & nearby?

Granted I'm in another state but I bought a house and later sold it without it ever going on the market each time. Unless MN has some law about a house having to publicly be on the market than I'm going to go with no. Plus I want to say Bob and Celeste have a house up there that is close to the crack shack.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Seems like they've got an iron problem. Either their pipes are iron and are corroding, which will be an expensive fix for the entire house, or their groundwater/wellwater is high in iron, which also requires expensive remediation. Nice place Balldo! I'm sure the prospective tenants will be thrilled to know they need to fix your fuckups on top of paying you for the house you neglected

It's really bad with some of the plumbing

 

[Heed Not]

Caught dead to rights, selling the (one of the multiple in his case) house. This reminds me of a cow from six years ago now, during the zoosadism sagas (yes it's been that long I can feel the grey trying boil up from the roots of my hair): Glitchedpuppet. But in their case, noting came of it because nothing ever hit a criminal court. It's not looking as good for Nick.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He bought the property for $290K over 15 years ago. $450K seems very low.. like a murder house.

Well the area is known for a crackden and whores now, and it killed a career so murder home is correct.

 

[TexOffender]

It's really bad with some of the plumbing
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Looks like they cut a hole to fix an issue with the pipe in there. Bet they did something hacky like a rubber coupling.

 

[Burd Turglar]

The ol' sign of swingers. Hang a Pineapple outside door.

Upside down pineapple

What appears to be a broken bottle of Boss Hog whiskey is mounted in the kitchen.

From 4 different angles:

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Nearly empty home, still shit in the sink.

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Stovetop looking a little rough.

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This is trashy as fuck and also a perfect example of why you on't go with a glass top range. They're fucking trash fit only for people who don't understand cooking and want to look "fancy".

 

[Kheapathic]

That house is either alive and bleeding from the Sonichu curse; or there's a massive amount of iron / rust / decay in the pipes. Knock $100,000 off the asking price Racket, no way in hell would anyone touch that without getting the entire building replumbed.

 

[Train Operator]

Only problem is your neighbor is a degenerate drug addict.

imagine being such a degenerate fuck that the property value of your second house is getting lowered by virtue of you living near it. lol

 

[Warm Lasagna]

looks like their area has some serious hard water and they don't have a softener or carbon filter. Yuck.

Check April’s hair. That shit looks like caked on hair dye or something. Maybe she used this shower instead of the nice white one with all her stuff in it to dye her hair.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Silent Hill 4: The Room or Rekieta Balldo Bunker
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I can't help but imagine Nick walking around his house, naked, wearing only the balldo, strung out on Ketamine, looking for April, like some sort of retarded Pyramid Head.

That description sounds more like something from Fear and Hunger than SH.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Upside down pineapple

Ah, correct. Forgot that gay tidbit. Still you see anyone with Pineapples in a house, RUN

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Well the area is known for a crackden and whores now, and it killed a career so murder home is correct.

"Did you see that house finally sold? I thought they were going to have to tear it down!"

"Well, can't say I'm surprised. There may have been brains splattered all over that house, but at least nobody put a balldo on."

 

[Fallen Preacher]

Did they go dumpster diving for those chairs?

Instead of picking at the scabs on their arms they picked at the chairs.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

For those interested, Potentially Criminal (SEAANN! View attachment 6325432) will be streaming about the motion to suppress evidence in about 45 min.

Sean is live, btw.

Some ideas for contestants of first season:
@Dyn
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan

@Fapcop is an obvious candidate

 

[HackerX]

Thanks to the recent updates, I decided to rewatch the blow job stream. JFC did I forget just how obliterated he was. Like, I remember it being really fucking bad but woooeeeee was that shit insane.

That really was a wild 2 days. I don't think there's a scenario without a big happening after that stream.

I would buy it but I'm saving all my money for 14 B.C.

Need an official GoFundMe for that one. If Null can get the 80k (or whatever it was), he sure as hell can get the funds necessary for the focal point of the merge.

450k is alot even by American Standards.

I bought a 3 bedroom house and an Acre of land for around 200k a couple years ago. And that was an extreme markup from when the property was sold a few years prior for around 100k.

Yeah, considering the distance to St. Paul, that seems like a lofty price. Who knows

The money he pissed away on his lawsuit is money that could've been spent paying down said mortgages.
It's all semantics - at the end of the day Nick is selling because of his own hubris and retardation.

Can't forget about the 10k bond he paid for himself and our wife for the privilege of not taking drug tests, even though I'm sure that's a stipulation for the child case anyways!

Someone has been mad
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He must have been drunk and walked in nose-first.

 

[repentance]

I cannot believe that shower photo is real. I thought it was a fake meme photo someone posted for lolz. How do you not pay someone to clean that? How do you not pay an interior designer to stage the home prior to taking photos?

I wouldn't employ a real estate agent who thought those photos were acceptable. While no-one here would pay to have a house in that price range staged, it's really common for the house photos to be virtually furnished and things like scuffed stove tops to be retouched.