DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

Imagine being a 15 year Youtuber and have no clue how to reach out to a company, such as Elgato, and see if they'd do a sponsored stream to "pimp" your setup. They'd probably see his sub count and do it no questions asked (as would most marketing arms of companies).

I have unironically used phil to find some of my favorite games (like div2). The more the fat retard struggles with a game and hates it or is confused by it, the more likely ill enjoy the game.

People should pay phil to pretend to hate their product.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I have unironically used phil to find some of my favorite games (like div2). The more the fat retard struggles with a game and hates it or is confused by it, the more likely ill enjoy the game.

People should pay phil to pretend to hate their product.

I got into Fromsoft games after watching his retarded attempts to play them. Also I think I’m ready to take the L. The KC content was pretty boring to watch but holy shit if it hasn’t changed how he’s acted. He’s fully unhinged lmao

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

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"10 years later, the internet is coming around to it. 'Oh, shit, Phil is actually based.'"
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Middle of the road, no opinion having cuck = BASED

Bolth sides are stoobed, morans!

always funny how dentractors mirror DSP in this way. We all know how he eats every kind of bait without fail, as long as it reinforces his preconceived notions (magic words = "long time fan since the heavy rain days").

Doody is one of the worst dentractors, he is so embarrassing.

That's what happens when this nonsense is your living. Especially since Doody is slow. He is starving for content....exclusives, breaking news or whatever else will give him a couple more sheckles.

PS, people with marble mouth should never be broadcasting.

 

[strandedcastaway]

At least Phil is finally doing stuff to improve his streams, and he's dropping the "a fan donated this" stupid lies like he originally did with the foam. Improvement is improvement.

He claimed about $3000 of stuff was all donated, but finally admitted he bought some foam. What honesty.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

His toxicity has reached such a critical level that he's now forcing his fans to watch clips of him raging at detractors while he's going on a bathroom break. I wish I was kidding, but I'm not.

Clipped for archival purposes:

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DSP will have a mental illness or handicap named after him at some point... 'The Burnell Syndrome' or something.

"i cant hear you", "I dont know what your memes are"
while clearly hearing them and knowing exactly what the meme is.
it's weird how someone can be such a worthless, useless, talentless piece of shit that offers nothing to the word and still be so in love with themselves

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

Yes Phil, it's Elgato's fault that you bought an overpriced smart light strip that is supposed to integrate with your wi-fi network. They wrongly assumed you had a wi-fi network in 2024. It isn't your fault that you didn't do any research. That couldn't possibly be it.

 

[Vaptio]

A bit off topic, but do you think Phil ended up getting an Android device to get ahead and debunk the iTunes transactions found in the bank leaks?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Look who’s threatening to pop into the snortex? Perhaps the bottom of the sektur: Cog.

 

[FormerPro]

Holy fuck Phil just spent 30 minutes trying to set up his new LED strip which quite literally only requires you to plug it in and download an app. He somehow couldn't get the app working on his new PC or Laptop so had to install it on his phone, only one light was illuminated at first and it took him a further 10 minutes of lamenting how he had a faulty product before he tried turning it off and on and it was completely fine.

How can one man fuck up EVERYTHING?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

what;s with his recent weird fixation with RGB lights? he already had lights in his room, but got more? also, the whole 30 mins of him messing with the lights on his PC screams special needs.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

 

[Cyber Bowling]

what;s with his recent weird fixation with RGB lights? he already had lights in his room, but got more? also, the whole 30 mins of him messing with the lights on his PC screams special needs.

Phil likes shiny toys and is always absurdly late to catch up on trends, so he's just now getting into streaming lighting setups like it's the hip new thing. Give it about five years and Phil will be talking about how his upcoming Among Us stream is finally going to revitalize the channel

 

[Crooked 16th]

what;s with his recent weird fixation with RGB lights? he already had lights in his room, but got more? also, the whole 30 mins of him messing with the lights on his PC screams special needs.

Phil has reached his slutty BPD Girl phase, next thing you know he's going to have a bunch of squishamallows in the background.

 

[00R-Gundam]

He has the uncanny ability to make mundane tasks seem herculean.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Lmao 1 hour of this retard having trouble with a usb led strip and pigexplaining colors . Thanks for the money KC. I hope he buys a new chair and takes three hours to assemble it.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

He has the uncanny ability to make mundane tasks seem herculean.

Same way he can make any game look unfun by playing it himself.

 

[DentSidePhil]

Fast forward 1 month...

Guise I bought all this new stuff to improve the streams alright. And the supports just not there anymore, if you like RGB lights please consider supporting.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Phil likes shiny toys and is always absurdly late to catch up on trends, so he's just now getting into streaming lighting setups like it's the hip new thing. Give it about five years and Phil will be talking about how his upcoming Among Us stream is finally going to revitalize the channel

nonsense, he's gonna be just in time to catch the 3rd year of Among Us 2's development cycle, and you're gonna like it goddamn it.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

He pretended he would never buy such a "flashy" desktop with all the RGB's. Yeah Phil your recent obsession with lights is just a coincidence.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil has reached his slutty BPD Girl phase, next thing you know he's going to have a bunch of squishamallows in the background.

How long until he buys an e-thot wheel?