🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

probably means he is going to live inside the vehicle until the hearing

Imagine the smell.
Actually, don't.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Imagine the smell.
Actually, don't.

Nah, boy. Save that for when he tries to enter the courthouse after five days of no bathing.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Did null give birth to Ralph's baby then take it away? I've only seen such focused seething from him in situations like that before

Basically, Ralph seethes every time MatI pulls numbers he can’t (the show is entirely his, bish, and those super berries are his!).

 

[JudyTester]

Did null give birth to Ralph's baby then take it away? I've only seen such focused seething from him in situations like that before

Hey now, we may be the Fanfic Farms, but not that kind of fanfic.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nah, boy. Save that for when he tries to enter the courthouse after five days of no bathing.

Great. So now I need to know the prevailing wind patterns for outside and inside the courthouse.

 

[Oh Darn]

uncanny

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph doesn't have the smarts to get there on time. He can't do it.

If he does show up, he'll show up drunk and get arrested for contempt.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

If he does show up, he'll show up drunk and get arrested for contempt.

I believe he’ll just show up so late that the trail is already over and people would’ve already gone home.

Ralph would then he would have to impotently interview old ladies going in for speeding tickets to try and get a scoop on if they know Rekita and the Kiwifarms.

If we’re lucky, he shows up late enough for the trial to be on but can’t get a seat (or 2 seats) and has to cuck stream outside crying that he couldn’t get in because the Aylogs made him drink the night before and Uber alogs made his cab late.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

The fact that cowardly Ralph is daring the aylawgs to show up and try to fuck with him indicates to me that there is a very good chance that he has no intention of going to the trial, and this is indeed a famous Ralpamale werk, like he did with Memphis a while ago. He's probably just using the airport as a free hotel while be squanders the dono money on booze, drugs and low grade whores before making up an excuse for something preventing him from going.

 

[Bad as Can]

How did he get across the border?

 

[The Auditor]

Its going to get spicy in Spicer Minnesota

 

[bile demon]

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How did he get across the border?

Guntbros, we're so back.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

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How did he get across the border?

This man is unstoppable! It only took him several days and multiple plane rides to cross an open border into the neighbouring country. At this rate he might reach Minnesota before snow sets in.

 

[FiveStarAce]

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How did he get across the border?

In a plane, doofy.

Edit: lmao imagine waking up so full of cope & sneed that you have to select one of 1000 pics inside your Josh Moon folder and just seethe on the internet. Josh, how do you do it?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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Sitting in cattle class BEHIND the wing? Couldn’t be me! First class days baybeeeee!

Fucker best not head east at all - at some point he’ll be too close to fatrick and the gravitational pull will become too much and a scene that only Judge Holden could appreciate will occur.

In a plane, doofy.

Nah Ralph is a nodoc subprime moan. He has to land in TJ so he can walk across and bitch and be cavity searched because he’s a basic bitch with no assport. Then probably had to fly out of sandy eggo. How bitchmade can you actually be?

 

[Rage Pig]

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He should spend the day in Minneapolis and document the vibrant Somali community. I would send a huge donation to the Killstream if he waddles around town with his selfie stick doing interviews. What do the Somalis think about Josh Moon and have they heard about his broke dick?

 

[GettrGriftr]

Nah Ralph is a nodoc subprime moan. He has to land in TJ so he can walk across and bitch and be cavity searched because he’s a basic bitch with no assport. Then probably had to fly out of sandy eggo. How bitchmade can you actually be?

Another all-time banger from the Killstream! Thank you very much, hermanas y hermanos!

 

[Nate Higgers]

He should spend the day in Minneapolis and document the vibrant Somali community. I would send a huge donation to the Killstream if he waddles around town with his selfie stick doing interviews. What do the Somalis think about Josh Moon and have they heard about his broke dick?

The Somali community of Minneapolis are big fans of the Killstream actually, you wanna know the truth abouddit

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

At least he can go to George Floyd Square and pay his respects to another out of breath nigger.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

The Minneapolis Micro arc begins