🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I can't believe we're going to take an EPIC LOSS and let Ethan Ralph get to that courthouse. It's so embarrassing that he's going to be there spreading pig dander and hallucinating conversations with Oday Simpson, Dox Moon, and Andrew Taint, how could we let this happen. Someone give that man a wedgie.

 

[Tofu Dust]

Pig tits has been awful quiet. Did you get stranded in Tijuana again, fat retard? Got a whole lot of nothing to say, probably way too pilled out or black out drunk. Again.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Or he’s too poor to pay for in flight wifi

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I can't believe we're going to take an EPIC LOSS and let Ethan Ralph get to that courthouse. It's so embarrassing that he's going to be there spreading pig dander and hallucinating conversations with Oday Simpson, Dox Moon, and Andrew Taint, how could we let this happen. Someone give that man a wedgie.

i can't handle it. If he witnesses the hearing live on air I am going to neck. He can't keep getting away with it.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Pig tits has been awful quiet. Did you get stranded in Tijuana again, fat retard? Got a whole lot of nothing to say, probably way too pilled out or black out drunk. Again.

The coyotes let him across the border but only under the condition that he smuggle 10 balloons of cocaine with him inside his bowels, when they heard what place in Minnesota he was heading to they couldn't believe their luck because the cocaine was ordered to that same exact place! What a coincidence?! Needless to say, Ralph made it but he's been stuck in the bathroom trying to "make a delivery".

 

[SCV]

At a minimum, they'll confiscate it, and at most they'll charge him for trafficking.

Is ralph going to fucking die from withdrawls trying to own that broke dick josh moon?

The fight hasn't even started and he's already shrieking "ARREST HIM" lol

Prosecutor: "Mr. Rekieta, isn't it true that despite your professed desire to protect your children from internet pedophiles, you let a convicted sex offender with documented substance abuse issues into your home and sleep with your wife?"

I was thinking this while catching up on the thread. Not that it would get brought up because nothing ever happens but letting randos with a bunch of DVROs and shit into your house seems pretty damning.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Probably got rolled lost his phone(s) somewhere around the border.

 

[Pale Empress]

i can't handle it. If he witnesses the hearing live on air I am going to neck. He can't keep getting away with it.

I have personally reached out to the Kiwi Ops Special Task Force field office in Spicer and they have reassured me they're taking full measures to fully deploy any and all action to prevent Ralph from serving us this monumental L. They're pulling out all the stops and have already taken the initiative earlier in the month by pickpocketing Ralph's passport out of his purse. All are armed with emergency tightie-whities to brandish at a moments notice, they've received orders to wedgie on sight.

As a failsafe they're also tactically placing caches of booze and drugs inside the anuses of any and all homely, misshapen women and/or trashy sexworkers in the vicinity of the courthouse.

Rest assured, he will not get away with this.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph totally expects Rekieta will let him stay at his place. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if Rekieta allows it.

Not good for the case cause Ralph would totally try to molest Rekieta's daughters.

"You know I've been to Portugal twice bish? What do you think about that?"

He can stay with April in the for sale house. I'm sure April will love the company.

 

[GettrGriftr]

It sure would be a crying shame if our Piggy here wasted his torta money to travel to Minnesota just to own Josh by being at Rekieta's omnibus hearing only to have it continued while the judge considers Rackets' MTD.

A terrible, terrible shame.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-driven-happenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-19127049

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph totally expects Rekieta will let him stay at his place. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if Rekieta allows it.

Despite the Ralphamales full time volunteer balldo washing position, he is already fully aware that Rekieta wants nothing to do with him:

Ralph is also just assuming that his mexican drivers license will be good enough for renting a vehicle in Minnesota, which, if it does succeed, probably means he is going to live inside the vehicle until the hearing. If not, he will essentially be the Lucas Werner of Minnesota for a few days before taking a one way plane ticket back to his lawyers pig pen, where he will have enough time to somehow spin this whole stunt as a major Ralph W.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Despite the Ralphamales full time volunteer balldo washing position, he is already fully aware that Rekieta wants nothing to do with him:
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Ralph is also just assuming that his mexican drivers license will be good enough for renting a vehicle in Minnesota, which, if it does succeed, probably means he is going to live inside the vehicle until the hearing. If not, he will essentially be the Lucas Werner of Minnesota for a few days before taking a one way plane ticket back to his lawyers pig pen, where he will have enough time to somehow spin this whole stunt as a major Ralph W.

It's a work. He's gonna be sleeping in Drexel's crate.

 

[Punished Brent]

He is gonna dance in the courthouse parking lot then post pictures of a mediocre meal at a local restaurant as an ultimate victory

 

[Long Time Caller]

Idk, that'd be a toughy. The man invites confrontation everywhere he goes. Is there a man so disciplined, so stoic, to not fuck with him? It's like picking up a powerdrill and not zzzz zzzz'ing it immediately.

As a regular user of power tools, I can tell you there is no temptation to waste my batteries on that manner.

So I think what that means is you probably need someone accustomed to the presence of that which you are concerned to abuse. A man who is not tempted to taunt the boss hog, but rather is indifferent to his surrounding in the sty. I give you the most responsible party to confront Ralph:

 

[not william stenchever]

As a regular user of power tools, I can tell you there is no temptation to waste my batteries on that manner.

So I think what that means is you probably need someone accustomed to the presence of that which you are concerned to abuse. A man who is not tempted to taunt the boss hog, but rather is indifferent to his surrounding in the sty. I give you the most responsible party to confront Ralph:

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Ralph ate one of Brick Top's murder victims behind an Arby's in 1997.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph has resurfaced only to seethe

No location update

 

[Oh Darn]

He's bouncing along in the spare tire compartment the coyotes shoved him in and they just let him turn his phone back on since they crossed over

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Did null give birth to Ralph's baby then take it away? I've only seen such focused seething from him in situations like that before

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph has resurfaced only to seethe
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No location update

Such a handsome picture. Ofc he is heavier than Ralph, he's almost a foot taller than him.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I've only seen such focused seething from him in situations like that before

Well he legally can't seethe at that person in public so it's all a matter of aggression transference