Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ghastlyretard]

Why did he even bother home schooling when the depravity his kids have to experience at home is worse than anything even the public school system has to offer? Was he planning to groom them to be part of his disgusting sex shit?
I don't think it's that far-fetched with one of the little girls testing positive for cocaine.

Can you imagine how fucked those kids would be, being bullied for living in a literal hobbit hovel? Of course he kept them out of the public school system

 

[Grim_Autismo]

April's pussy is apparently so stinky she needs pH balanced Summer's Eve "intimate wash."

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Bottle's halfway gone, too.

Oh no that's tough, that stuff is bad for your pussy too. You shouldn't need a special wash for it, if you do you need to speak with a doctor about your pH balance.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh no that's tough, that stuff is bad for your pussy too. You shouldn't need a special wash for it, if you do you need to speak with a doctor about your pH balance.

It kills off the good flora too, making it more likely you get reinfected or infected with something even worse.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I knew a farmer in the '90s who had a dissimilar looking but similar dug in house with solar panels and a heat pump with thick walls of fieldstone and an attached nursery. It was pretty rustic and somewhat rough, but one of the comfiest houses I've ever been in. It was in a pretty remote location and usually was snowed in for days on end multiple times every winter but he didn't need to get out and do anything anyway and had everything he needed. Even power outages meant nothing to him.

Shoot, when will we ever go back to rock-cut architecture? With modern designs those could be eco-friendly and not kill you from malaria and other cavern diseases.
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[AnOminous]

Shoot, when will we ever go back to rock-cut architecture? With modern designs those could be eco-friendly and not kill you from malaria and other cavern diseases.

Unfortunately unless you want to pay exorbitant prices, you almost have to do it yourself, which means not only knowing how to do it but also being pretty ruggedly built.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

It kills off the good flora too, making it more likely you get reinfected or infected with something even worse.

Maybe April could sell queef jars with her aromatic ph pussy scent to help Balldo raise money for their defence?

 

[dustnight]

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What kind of hideous building style is that, with the whole house dug into the ground and only little bunker slits for windows?
Looks like someone just called it quits and put a roof on the basement level instead of adding another level. And then the roof doesn't even have skylights.
It's like living in a dark basement in the form of a whole house. One of the most depressing failures of architecture that I have ever seen.

Hey look on the bright side, you won't need a ladder to clean the roof!

 

[Vect]

One of the most depressing failures of architecture that I have ever seen.

I think the problem is it's a waste of quite a spectacular space. I don't know if Minnesota has certain building restrictions, but a three-bedroom should at least be two stories, so you can have full-sized windows, take in that great backyard. Then the leftover area on the ground floor could be used for a terrace (patio), or a pool. And yeah you'd probably need at least a wooden fence and gate.

 

[Tablet County]

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What kind of hideous building style is that, with the whole house dug into the ground and only little bunker slits for windows?
Looks like someone just called it quits and put a roof on the basement level instead of adding another level. And then the roof doesn't even have skylights.
It's like living in a dark basement in the form of a whole house. One of the most depressing failures of architecture that I have ever seen.

It's like a hobbit hole but shitty.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Unfortunately unless you want to pay exorbitant prices, you almost have to do it yourself, which means not only knowing how to do it but also being pretty ruggedly built.

A guy did it in the 50s in Utah... Hole in the Rock outside Moab I think... Says 5k sqft on the website. Almost the balldo bunker!

 

[TexOffender]

Hey look on the bright side, you won't need a ladder to clean the roof!
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Man that is one low pitch on that roof. Wonder if it gets real hot in there when summer hits. Don't see any vents and from the inside of the home it looks like the ceiling follows the roof probably doesn't have an attic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh no that's tough, that stuff is bad for your pussy too. You shouldn't need a special wash for it, if you do you need to speak with a doctor about your pH balance.

Ape is just disgusting. I always wondered what kind of woman felt the need to shower her genitals with douche gel. Not such a shocker to learn it’s the tatted up, balding slut who looks like a Faces of Meth grandma-by-30 who’s been rode hard and put away wet.

Imagine the stench.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

No Stalker Child, Nick is not downsizing. He’s going to buy a lovely house in Houston, TX so the family can spend time away from the Minnesota prudes.

The mean streets of Houston will make sure that no Rekieta is a whitebread ass nigga.

No stalker, stalker child, Nick is not downsizing. He’s going to rent a 2 bedroom apartment in LA with his Hotwife so he can loose those Minnesota losers (Not hotwife and kids) and ack it up with the famous LA based comedian Dax Herrera!!!

 

[solarflare]

Sell it before it gets pinched up by the state? The amount of nose candy Rackets had, possession with intent to distribute isn't off the table.

26g (likely less than 25g without packaging) is nothing. Intent to distribute requires "sales facts" of which there were none or they would have leveled that charge. Had they suspected that they would have seized his phone and computers which they did not.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

So I'm completely behind on the Montegraph shit, everything else has drowned that out.
He lost the case right? So now he has to pay Monte 300 dollars for his legal fees right? Was that it? Does he need to make a public retraction, are there any other penalties besides this? Seems like a stupid thing to dump 100,000+ dollars in lawyer fees on. Please correct me if I'm getting this wrong because this sounds like an absolutely retarded hill to get raped on.

 

[AltisticRight]

I love how Sean was just giving a course on how to use Microsoft fucking Word for Balldo &/or his Barnes-walker gay lolyer. This is stuff taught before high school.
The absolute state of Balldo's legal documents.

26g (likely less than 25g without packaging) is nothing.

26.67, get it right.
Still above 25g without packaging.

Hey look on the bright side, you won't need a ladder to clean the roof!
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Looks like free space.

 

[Lemondale]

He has money to pay lawyers... But not the 5k gift .....

 

[Sharpeteer]

He has money to pay lawyers... But not the 5k gift .....

That gift is never happening, ever.

It wouldn't even make sense to deliver it now. The gift to celebrate 5K Locals subs...for a dead Locals that lost all those followers.

In fact, if he were to deliver something now, it would be even more embarrassing.

"Okay, so I'm going through my few remaining subs, and seeing which ones subscribed back when I had 5K."

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Probably been said before, but the only way that Rekieta changes his ways is for him to run out of money.

Enerst Hemingway once said that you go bankrupt first slowly, then quickly. Have we finished the slowly arc of Nick's financial downfall and begun the quickly saga?

I'd like to think Bob Rekieta is like the dad in Arrested Development; hiding cash in the walls.

"How could I be clearer when I say there's always money in the Balldo Den!"

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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What kind of hideous building style is that, with the whole house dug into the ground and only little bunker slits for windows?
Looks like someone just called it quits and put a roof on the basement level instead of adding another level. And then the roof doesn't even have skylights.
It's like living in a dark basement in the form of a whole house. One of the most depressing failures of architecture that I have ever seen.

One big advantage is your heating/cooling bill is always low because the ground is much better insulation than anything you can put in your wall. Just have to be careful with ground water. Homes like that are always good during power outages as well because they are self-regulating temperature wise.
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Shoot, when will we ever go back to rock-cut architecture? With modern designs those could be eco-friendly and not kill you from malaria and other cavern diseases.

Unfortunately unless you want to pay exorbitant prices, you almost have to do it yourself, which means not only knowing how to do it but also being pretty ruggedly built.

You will never get good building designs or good materials in the states anymore unless you do it yourself or pay someone crazy money to do it right, new homes are cheapest shit possible made by lowest common denominator Mexicans. And they would rather inflate square footage numbers by using cheap shit to make it bigger instead of going smaller and using better materials and design principles.