💰 Grifter Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance abuser, child doser. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex-boyfriend. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Fake Steve Franssen]

In other news, April is languishing without a steady supply of cocaine and is instead looking to get her instant gratification needs fulfilled by getting yet another tattoo.
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The awkward waterfowl you see here is the common loon, the state bird of Minnesota. Insert joke here about how April is a loon herself for getting the most mid state bird ever permanently tattooed on her body.

https://maineaudubon.org/projects/loons/your-loon-questions-answered/

Rekieta needs to get a complementary tattoo that says Loon Challenger.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the Montegraph shit

That case has its own thread, which you should read.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm not saying anyone should do this, but it sure would be funny and weird if someone took a giant electromagnet and stole all Nick's water.

 

[Tablet County]

Insert joke here about how April is a loon herself for getting the most mid state bird ever permanently tattooed on her body.

Loons are great you homo.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

TL;DW for Sean's stream:

White's motion is utter dogshit. Warrant argument is crap. Gun argument is crap. Suppression of April's statements might have legs (the only part of this asswipe of a motion that might). Sean found it interesting that her exact statements made after being mirandized aren't included the motion. As if they are REALLY bad for Nick, and plays into why he doesn't want the bodycam footage getting out.

There was also much mirth about Nick deleting the cokestream off YouTube and Rumble. Sean thinks the judge might draw a negative inference from that.

Parts about Aaron were dumb, mostly irrelevant, and likely Nick jerking himself off.

Motion to invalidate the warrant will likely be denied. Nick is scared.

It was actually very close to @Sheryl Nome's opinions expressed in this thread earlier. They might enjoy watching it.

On that last point, somewhat serendipitously, near the end, he also said he would build a Macross Valkyrie model if somebody sent him one (for those that aren't familiar, Sheryl Nome is a Macross character).

EDIT TO ADD: Sean also found it highly amusing that NONE of the case law that Barnes bloviated about with Viva is in the motion. Gee, wonder why.


We'll hit 7000 long before then, most likely. Suffah Xenforo.

Mildly competent lawyers can smell bullshit it turns out.

 

[Owlbear]

Had they suspected that they would have seized his phone and computers which they did not.

I am very happy Rekieta got to keep his devices. I am a bit surprised they didn't aim at distribution, though, given that he is clearly sharing within the Qover. I assume that trading coke for sex (by implication) counts as distribution in some places.

I love how Sean was just giving a course on how to use Microsoft fucking Word for Balldo &/or his Barnes-walker gay lolyer. This is stuff taught before high school.
The absolute state of Balldo's legal documents.

After the Sean stream, I am now somewhat convinced that Rekieta was allowed to do some of his own legal drafting and that his lawyer just did a small read-through. If so, that's actually honestly a good play by the Barneswalker - these are losers of motions anyway, so might as well not charge Nick much for them since he's becoming cost-sensitive. This frees you up to do important work like getting a good plea bargain for your moron of a client. Of course Nick doesn't think they are losers and needed all the help he could get if he wanted to run this playbook.

 

[Provably Wrong]

Tfw selling your cuck shed to support your argument that possible child enjoyers look at the pictures in detail so the judge in your felony drug case seals the body cam footage of your arrest

 

[Rafael Epstein]

Ok, which one of you faggots did this?!

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Gee, who could have possibly edited the article from their phone 2 minutes before you screenshotted the article (from your phone) and uploaded it to the forum?

Really makes you thunk.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Man that is one low pitch on that roof. Wonder if it gets real hot in there when summer hits.

A low pitched roof in Minnesota seems like poor planning no matter the season. Sun, rain, leaf liter, snow, sleet. All that will either sit on the roof, or slowly slide off it to sit next to a tiny basement window.

More importantly, if any high tier Memelords are actually thinking about buying this house. Don't.

• The subflooring is laid directly onto the concrete slab underneath. There's a spot in April's closet were you can see bare concrete with no vapor barrier. This can allow moisture to warp your flooring.
• The fucking furnace/AC hasn't been serviced in three years.
• There's something wrong with the water tank/heater/softener set up. I've been starring at it for five minutes, and I know it's fucked somehow, but I just can't explain how.
• Every. Single. Visible. Electrical. Component. Is wired. Like dogshit.
• Bro. What the fuck am I even looking at:

edit: missed a few words in my haste

 

[SomeGuy1111]

I was working on an image collage of all the spots from the 3D view that are filthy or in disrepair but I gave up because there are simply too many.

Nick, buddy, you're supposed to clean your house and do minor repairs before trying to sell it. You do realize this adds a lot of credibility to the police report that your other house was a pigsty, right?

 

[The Second Numidium]

Forget a Honda Civic, I want Bossmanjack to cash out and buy this house. I can't think of a better possible outcome.

 

[AnOminous]

I am very happy Rekieta got to keep his devices. I am a bit surprised they didn't aim at distribution, though, given that he is clearly sharing within the Qover. I assume that trading coke for sex (by implication) counts as distribution in some places.

While it can (not sure about Minnesota in particular) count as distribution even in some context like passing drugs around at a party, things like that are usually not prosecuted as such. You probably would be if you were, for instance, handing out LSD at a Phish show, even if it was for free, though.

And of course if you have an amount that's the presumptive possession with intent amount, they'll probably go after you for it if you can't show it really was for personal use, although it's also fairly common just to have a threshold where it's a felony without arguing about intent. And as you point out even without hitting the presumptive limit, if they can show things like bags and scales and cash money indicative of intent, they'll go for that.

In theory they could have done that here since they did in fact have that to some extent, although I don't think it would have been a terribly strong case without a little more, like even one sale to a CI.

Mildly competent lawyers can smell bullshit it turns out.

You don't even really need to be a lawyer to see that this is a very poorly drafted document.

And even if it made the same arguments in a better written manner, they're still (mostly) nonsense.

After the Sean stream, I am now somewhat convinced that Rekieta was allowed to do some of his own legal drafting and that his lawyer just did a small read-through.

It's kind of a meme to make this accusation, but I can't deny the thought crossed my mind.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nicholas Rekieta, captain Lolbertarian, MUH FREEDOM guy.

Really doesn't want other people to have said freedom when it comes to information.

 

[Redhook]

I don't get his part about April being Mirandized. Can't you loose your "Miranda rights" if you respond willingly? If he made the question she should not have responded at all.

Once you invoke your right to counsel the police cannot question you until you have counsel present. This is the only part of this request that has a chance of sticking.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

so how much longer till we get a 3d walkthrough of the house and an eventual doom mod map of said house?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

So, I did a drunken review of the house listing, and I have to say, it's a hell of a lot better than 90% of the niggerflips I saw in WA when looking for a house to buy.

No obvious rotted wood covered in 3 types of paint (interior, or exterior, it mattered not!) or wood flooring that has 1 inch mountain ranges that collapse when stepped on wherever seams existed because the cheap ass chinks that flipped it kept the heat off all winter after installing the "expensive wood flooring" (but failed to fix the obvious gas leak I could fucking smell the instant I went outside borne of a jank ass tri-split using the wrong type of pipe for gas to supply the fireplace at the end of the patio-come-extension, all of which they wanted 500k at 2400 sq ft for BUT I DISGRESS).

Pros:
1) Not a stupid roofing situation. 4 distinct sections with only 1 stupid valley happy pitch-change-o-rama. Lots of vents to flash but could be way worse. It's a lot of shingles because it's big, but still far from the worst I've seen.
2) Single level. As someone familiar with split level insanity that inhabits the seattle metro area, this is actually really nice, it keeps a home viable as you age. My parents might have killed a man to get a house like this in the PNW.
3) Big while single level.
4) Not an insane amount of internal issues obvious from the tour, yes I say that being aware of the uh...staining...in certain areas with plumbing. If that staining is indeed hard water, HOT DAMN.
5) That's a nice, simple, BIG out building.

Cons:
1) Are those popcorn ceilings? Not that I give a shit about asbestos with adequate PPE...or if you don't touch it, but the government does care, and that can get fucking expensive quick.
2) Nigga, what the actual fuck is with these gutters?

Literally $30 at home depot, stop ruining yo brick. But what's that in the right corner?

Look close, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOWNSPOUT? OH IT'S NOT FUCKING THERE!
Less than $40 at home depot, nigga...this shit ain't difficult to fix. But speaking of "where the fuck is the downspout?"...

Bruh, come the fuck on.
3) At least some obvious liquid damage on the ceiling, but where from? I hope not from a faulty roof.

4) Potential plumbing issues. It does look like the plumbing might be an issue, though an empty house and a multi-tool with a sacrificial drywall blade will make short work of following the pipes around, but I'd want to spend at least 2 solid weeks chasing every pipe around the house to make absofuckinglutely sure I've got it all sorted ahead of time, and at least 4 weeks total if any problems are found.
5) Carpets...that probably need pulling and replacing. Probably means pulling a lot of baseboards, and possibly replacing them if you don't love the look of them. If replacing carpets with laminate or hardwood, that'd be expensive even if doing your own work, you would want at least 2 weeks assuming you have your ducks in a row and it would need to happen after plumbing investigations (drywall dust gets EVERYWHERE and it's fine as shit, so do that first then pull the carpet with the dust on it).
6) That shower that looks like someone stood in the door, turned around, and unleashed the world's biggest vindaloo shit on the inside of it...nigga I ain't cleaning that with a magic eraser. Replace. Minimum 1 week, probably 2 because nothing ever goes to plan.
7) Questionably finished interior portions of the house. Not the worst thing in the world but galvanized pipe closet door rails, nigga really?
8 )Is that a septic drainfield above the foundation behind the house?


Those looks suspiciously like septic tank cleanout covers...and that's a portion of the property above the foundation. Does this mean it has an ejector pump setup despite not basement much less a bathroom in said basement? I could be wrong but I'd want the most detailed explanation of the septic system I can get before buying because what the fuck why would you do that, ejector pumps are the worst if you don't need them.
9) Speaking of that picture, those are some BIG deciduous trees very close to the property's roof...

 

[Strix454]

Once you invoke your right to counsel the police cannot question you until you have counsel present. This is the only part of this request that has a chance of sticking.

But it very much depends on what is contained in information the public cannot currently see. We don't have the cam footage to know how they interacted with her. The arguments in the motion were surprising sparse on information on these claims where they should have been very detailed. If they have a gotcha on this point, they didn't present it in the motion.

It might work or it might not work.

 

[Redhook]

The affidavit references Aaron's statements, but at the end of the first paragraph in the case background section, Pomplun indicates that before he had ever viewed one of Aaron's shows, he got the mandatory report from the pastor. Saying it was established "almost entirely" through his statements seems way too generous.

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Aaron didn't make the report and using him to argue that it should be dismissed is just retarded. Everything involving Aaron is valid since his statements (on YouTube) are being used to corroborate the suspicions of drug use in the Rekieta home. This is called good police work as the officer clearing did an investigation and used the totality of the circumstances to support his request for a warrant. Nick also admits to concealing/destroying evidence in regards to his drunken, coked out stream. If he's not careful he's going to catch another charge for concealing/destroying evidence. In fact he will be forced to produce the original for comparison now that he's claiming that the copy used was altered.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Once you invoke your right to counsel the police cannot question you until you have counsel present. This is the only part of this request that has a chance of sticking.

With the caveat that sometimes someone can forego these rights after invoking them - but even that seems pretty tenuous.

Maurice Wolin, the cancer doctor predator from TCAP who smashed his shades on the floor in a fit of rage, managed to get his interrogation thrown out after years of legal wrangling because of this. However, after invoking his rights he then said he would talk without a lawyer present. I have seen other cases where effectively the same situation didn't result in the interrogation being thrown out.

So with April it will depend on the situation that caused her to start yapping, and the opinion of the judge in the case.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Instead they wrote a 15 page spergout about irrelevant shit that is immediately going to have them on the judge's bad side.

I especially like the part where they created a page delving into a bar number number typo. Even looking up the lawyer who had that number. Implying that a fraud was being perpetrated on the court. I'd be pissed to learn that the guy was actually a lawyer admitted to practice and Nick/Barneswalker was playing the "but everything I submitted was true, Judge." He should get a monetary fine from the court for that nonsense.