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[byron]

Even when men joke about Dick it's so much funnier than anything a woman could produce.

There was a female comedian who didn't get many laughs. She convinced herself that the cause of her failure was the patriarchy. That's right. Men and women actually did find her funny, but they were pretending to not find her funny because they wanted to oppress her.

Anyway, she dressed up as a man and did a set ...and still nobody laughed. So then she broke down and cried.

 

[Wry]

Whenever I am about to laugh at a joke I read on the internet I take a few seconds to activate my 6th sense and perform divination to find the author's sex. At first it took me about half an hour. I hope to bring it down to milliseconds to pretty much nullify the risk of laughing at a woman's joke.

 

[Ser Prize]

What setting? D&D Goblin or WoW Goblin?

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How dare you compare female goblins to m*xicans.


These images are not the same.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

These images are not the same.

And yet all the simp white men will rant on and on about their hot Latina mamis only for them to look like this by 35.

 

[Black Spruce]

 

[The Hardest R]

And yet all the simp white men will rant on and on about their hot Latina mamis only for them to look like this by 20.

Fixed for accuracy. These LAHtinahs look like blobs almost their entire lives. Most of the girls in that photo look like teenagers.

Anyway, I’m going to start linking to some shlickfic. The same women who screech about porn but diddle themselves retarded to bestality fiction. Let’s start with Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy: https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/nymp...er_christine-morgan/53326231/#isbn=1955745714

He is RIPTIDE.

The only great white shark successfully raised in captivity. The star attraction of Oceanview Aquarium. Feared and revered by adoring fans, he is king of his solitary realm, master of his domain.

He has no knowledge of the wild, the open seas, the hunt and the kill, or others of his own kind. For him, there is only the One. Who feeds him, has cared for him since he was a pup.

The One. So different, but so beautiful. He yearns for her to fulfill his new needs, urges he's just beginning to understand.

Then a tragic disaster leads to him being torn from his known, safe world and hurtled into another. A strange world of hungers and desires and unfamiliar touch. A world from which not even the One may be able to save him.

 

[STARS158]

Didn't expect that

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Anyway, I’m going to start linking to some shlickfic. The same women who screech about porn but diddle themselves retarded to bestality fiction. Let’s start with Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy: https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/nymp...er_christine-morgan/53326231/#isbn=1955745714

Well if you asked whether they'd rather be stuck in the middle of the ocean with a shark or a man I guess we all know what their answer would be.
Also if her erotic fiction doesn't somehow capitalize on the fact sharks have a weird double penis then she's failed at her job and should die a lonesome spinster with no shark husband.

Spoiler: Shark dick

wtf are modern women good for then

Basically women are great at caring about things that are boring and below a man's interest.

- When you have social engagements they do a lot of the small talk so you don't have to, which is great. I'm often impressed by how well the women I'm with pretend like they care about other people's kids or dogs or w/e. Very charming.
- Sometimes it's useful to have them along shopping because shopping sucks ass and they have way more patience for it.
- They're less restless, less competent but more consistent and therefore better at cattle roles in the economy (however this sometimes erroneously leads to them becoming promoted to positions where they have to make decisions, which turns out poorly).
- That's pretty much it.

Also I don't think you're supposed to directly tell women when you're having problems. You're just supposed to seem more solemn and withdrawn than usual and they panic since it seems like you might be unhappy.

Didn't expect that

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Fat

 

[STARS158]

Anyway, I’m going to start linking to some shlickfic. The same women who screech about porn but diddle themselves retarded to bestality fiction. Let’s start with Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy: https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/nymp...er_christine-morgan/53326231/#isbn=1955745714

Hey! that was just in the news!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13757355/Woman-allegedly-filmed-performing-sex-act-live-brown-TROUT-boat-faces-court.html

 

[The Hardest R]

Didn't expect that

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When she realized it was actually Chris Brown, she made sure her fat girl titties were focused on. She made sure her best assets were on display. Should be redpilling to simps. Guarantee you her simps think Chris Brown is a thug who doesn’t deserve m’lady.

Anyway, my next shlickfic focus is women getting fucked by a chupacabra. Available to you from Barnes and Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/come-the-chupacabra-ffion-rhys/1118048355

What happens when you stir together a sultry Mexican setting, ten college students, Mayan ruins, and a sex-crazed, mythological monster pack? An eruption of bloodshed and tears, and screams and moans that never stop, that’s what. So lick your lips and bend your hips, because this deliciously sexy creature feature is about to redefine "whorer" forever.

So seems like a bunch of college co-eds get gangbanged by mythical Mexican creatures. Just remember this when foids get angry at moids for liking big boobs.

 

[Bungdit Din]

Aw, shit.

I feel personally attacked, bros. (which one of you fuckers concocted this one?)

 

[Clem Fandango]

So some of you with good memories might remember me bitching in here a while ago about my wife going nuts and slamming doors etc due to a decision I made that cost me £65.

Well, that was me being unable to attend a cricket match and giving my ticket to a friend of a friend for half price. Turns out the match didn't make it to 20 overs on the day the ticket was for, so I got a full refund.

The question is, do I even bother trying to teach her that all that pouting and stamping around was completely pointless? Can women be taught?

 

[STARS158]

Aw, shit.
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I feel personally attacked, bros. (which one of you fuckers concocted this one?)

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

The question is, do I even bother trying to teach her that all that pouting and stamping around was completely pointless?

This will only cause more pouting and stomping especially if you tell her that all her original bitching was pointless and you received a refund. Best thing to do is to bring up the refund in conversation as an aside, but don't rub her face in it because that's just begging for a fight and you've got to keep living with her.

 

[cybertoaster]

Ended on the other thread by accident, there was someone complaining that all the men she's been with were not able to get it up, saying men actually age worse than women, etc etc. At no point did she consider she's so undesirable even the average desperate modern dude can't delude himself to see her as someone attractive, not even to give her a pity fuck.

Standards have never been lower and yet she's not even slampig-tier.

This is what happens when you think shakira is average and not top 90% of latinas.

And yet all the simp white men will rant on and on about their hot Latina mamis only for them to look like this by 35.

Dude those chicks might not even be 20, mexico its already fatter than us. This is what a diet of beans and carbs since birth does to you when you're not carving limestone for a new pyramid for Quetzalcoatl all day.

Didn't expect that

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That fatso better start practicing how to cover black eyes...

Sometimes it's useful to have them along shopping because shopping sucks ass and they have way more patience for it.

You kidding right? she's not gonna have more patience when its about buying for you, but you're still gonna be waiting for 3 hours for her to try things on.

 

[Bungdit Din]

So some of you with good memories might remember me bitching in here a while ago about my wife going nuts and slamming doors etc due to a decision I made that cost me £65.

Well, that was me being unable to attend a cricket match and giving my ticket to a friend of a friend for half price. Turns out the match didn't make it to 20 overs on the day the ticket was for, so I got a full refund.

The question is, do I even bother trying to teach her that all that pouting and stamping around was completely pointless? Can women be taught?

Maybe buy her something (something thoughtful, that she'd like) with that sixty-five squid, then tell her where you found the money, for the lulz. After all, what she was upset about was that her money (not yours, from her point of view, which you can't change) wasn't spent on her. All your base resources are belong to her, not some friend of a friend, or anyone else. In theory, I suppose, they can be taught, but it's an uphill (and constant) battle, because you're fighting against their very nature. The only treatment is corrective rape and regular beatings.

 

[STARS158]

People don't believe this, they think this has to be satire

But then again.... who knows?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

People don't believe this, they think this has to be satire

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But then again.... who knows?

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if these two videos are real, then both women are psychopaths

 

[Wry]

if these two videos are real, then both women are psychopaths

That's redundant. You can just call them women.

 

[Spud]

Ha, women. Am I right fellas?