Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

It looks like the only parts which have been cleaned are the parts April uses.

Was this another 'Summer's Eve' feminine hygiene product joke?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

"these days"? This cunt went to uni 20 years ago.

Although I accept it's probably gotten worse.

The average IQ of college students nowadays is 105.
It used to be around 125.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Hail to thee, Kamp Kiwi
By the woods of Big Nose Slum
Though your swings are squeaky
We'll bleach off all the cum
From your gleaming kitchen
To your stained BDSM Cross
Your fleshlight housemaid storage
Where our complaints are toss'd
Hail to thee, Kamp Kiwi
Below the Balldo Hill
We will always love Kamp Kiwi
A registered trademark of Lolcow LLC
All rights reserved!

All rise for our camp's anthem.

 

[mr_negativity]

These people are unbelievably trashy. Filthy in every sense of the word.

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WTF! The yellow bottle on the right appears to be a fuel bottle for a blow torch!


Don't know what the bottle on the left is, but it is consistent with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. Not sure if hydrogen peroxide is of any use for freebasing, but the blowtorch fuel certainly would be!

Nick can't even completely clean up the drug paraphernalia when showing his house for sale!

Edit:
Hydrogen peroxide could be for sterilizing needles and syringes for reuse.

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

Well you just have to look at who they give scholarships to

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If you're in the flyover states, you can no lie buy homes for 4 digits sometimes. Seriously, under $10,000. It's not super common, but the option is there.

Beware! Even far out in the boonies, ten plus hours from an international airport, a house under $10,000 is immediately suspicious and needs to be examined carefully before purchasing. They’re often actually a mobile home on a foundation, have a dead septic field, or some insane back tax issue.

Under $100k used to be pretty common and you can still find quite nice small houses around under that.

Imagine selling your house and not being able to pay $1k to have someone clean up the most egregious shit.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

The shower

Nick needs to partner with CarPro and make an advertisement for IronX just to show off how easy and satisfying it is to see all that oxidation turn pink and rinse off.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Okay but does it have secret storage for my cocaine, firearms and ammo (to mix the gunpowder with the cocaine of course)? oh and it has enough room for all of that and fit my 5 children in it as well. Can't forget about them.

 

[Bookwork]

Nick and Kayla bought the old house in 2008 and lived in it until a few years ago. Unlike the current house, the old one is in Nick and Kayla's names. The old house is horribly laid out for a household of five children and three adults (they had a live in nanny until recently) and I don't blame them for wanting a more suitable home as their kids got older.

The current home was bought in 2018. It was bought from Delora A Paradis four years after the death of her husband, Melvin.

The Tapestry property records system shows a different date for the old house's purchase, but I'm guessing that's just the difference between having their offer accepted and the closing date.

The system shows Nick and Kayla buying the 12556 52nd Street NE property on 6 March 2009 and taking out a $223,000 mortgage for it. They paid off the mortgage on 4 December 2012. The property tax bills go to them in their names.

Tapestry shows them being granted a certificate on the 12291 51st Street NE property on 7 April 2022 by the Robert Lord Property Trust. Nick and Kayla took out a $316,000 mortgage on that property that same day. The trust continues to pay the property taxes for it.

Johnny Depp's baby mamma is Vanessa Paradis, so the universe is continuing to contract. Maybe Johnny will livestream Nick's trial and get out of debt.

Spoiler: Caps

Apologies if these have been posted before. I haven't quite finished reading all 6100 pages of the thread.

12556 52nd Street NE


12291 51st Street NE

 

[Nova902]

It makes for the ultimate hard core dildo

Changes sperm flavoring

 

[AnOminous]

But it very much depends on what is contained in information the public cannot currently see. We don't have the cam footage to know how they interacted with her. The arguments in the motion were surprising sparse on information on these claims where they should have been very detailed. If they have a gotcha on this point, they didn't present it in the motion.

It might work or it might not work.

It's not like dumb rulings don't happen, but I would say probably not. Almost all these claims are what are described by courts as nothing more than threadbare recitations of the element of the claim, with a total absence of any specifics as to how they're true. It's full of claims like "the police did X wrong."

Well, wrong how? What exactly did they do and why is it wrong?

With a facially valid search warrant taken out in good faith, just a mistake or two doesn't invalidate it unless it invalidates the actual probable cause itself, that is, nobody reading it would reasonably think there was adequate probable cause. There is no single "gotcha" that just gets it thrown out. If the warrant affidavit adequately states probable cause, even if it turns out the factual basis for it was incorrect, it takes actual misconduct to trigger the "fruit of the poisonous tree" doctrine.

It basically argues the police should have disregarded the mandatory reporters, when that evidence (imo) by itself would have constituted probable cause.

tl;dr It's like White just went through a list of reasons search warrants have been knocked out in previous cases, then vaguely alleges that the reasons apply without providing any factual basis to support the claims.

Sean mentioned it's probably a dumb idea, and overly antagonistic, to accuse the state of a Brady violation where there is none.

Good catch by Sean. I did notice they made this accusation and like the others, it is based on pure speculation. That's a very serious allegation of misconduct at the disbarrable level, and with no factual basis for it whatsoever.

I'd accuse this document of consisting of nothing but conspiracy theories, but I wouldn't even dignify it with that phrase. Just jumping up and down yelling conspiracy over and over doesn't even rise to the level of a theory.

 

[Oxyjen]

Remember, she wants to steal Nick. Not that he's a prize.

Maybe she wants Nick for his huge, throbbing trust fund

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Was this another 'Summer's Eve' feminine hygiene product joke?

It kinda makes me sad that April has fallen prey to the "vaginal odor" scam perpetuated by companies preying on womens insecurities. Any mild soap is good enough to clean genitals, and it is not necessary to douche at all since vaginas are self-cleaning. Peeing after sex/masturbation, drinking cranberry juice regularly or consuming supplements like d-mannose, and wiping front to back after using the toilet is enough to prevent UTIs. April needs to put on her big girl pants and straighten herself out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It kinda makes me sad that April has fallen prey to the "vaginal odor" scam perpetuated by companies preying on womens insecurities.

No sneer quotes necessary, this bitch’s pussy is putrid. No amount of Summer’s Eve is going to help, though. Enjoy candida, Nick.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

This is beyond Copium, we're dealing with pure, uncut copentanil, manufactured in the hills of Guangzhou. Just one grain could kill 3 dozen seasoned a-logs.

You are so full of shit, copentanil is a METABOLITE of oxyglycopentine. I will now inline 20 papers that I don't understand because I didn't take organic chemistry.

Fine, fine, I'm joking. I'm just upset about the reputation of pineapples ITT.

Spoiler

Ape is just disgusting. I always wondered what kind of woman felt the need to shower her genitals with douche gel. Not such a shocker to learn it’s the tatted up, balding slut who looks like a Faces of Meth grandma-by-30 who’s been rode hard and put away wet.

Imagine the stench.

Will you spoiler stuff like this please? @Sharpeteer has to sleep sometime, and I don't want him waking up to this.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Someone get Sam Hyde on the phone! New fishtank house just dropped!

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Someone get Sam Hyde on the phone! New fishtank house just dropped!

It's already run down and kind of a POS so it fits perfectly.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Will you spoiler stuff like this please? @Sharpeteer has to sleep sometime, and I don't want him waking up to this.

Lmao

I appreciate the concern, but I'm fine. There's just something about the phrase "April's pussy stinks."

And this guy wants that. He likes having this creature in his home, and without wrapping everything in plastic wrap and paper towels and shit beforehand. What a brave guy.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Lmao

I appreciate the concern, but I'm fine. There's just something about the phrase "April's pussy stinks."

And this guy wants that. He likes having this creature in his home, and without wrapping everything in plastic wrap and paper towels and shit beforehand. What a brave guy.

When you realize that Rekieta is basically a 14 year old boy everything suddenly makes total sense. Two chicks! It’s all schoolyard fantasy shit.

 

[daniel day]

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Ive had ex girlfriends less attached than this after we broke up.

@Null nigga did u give him that good dick or smthing, Rackets is salivating for your attention.