Farmers redraw hideous tumblr art - You know you want to

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I just had to edit this poor ugly old dad dressed like a cheap hooker. It's not a lot, but it's something. His hands were so stubby and paw-like, his torso so elongated, shoulders uneven, that Minecraft villager nose and pedo stache, not to mention the lazy eye. I just had to mess with it.

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I just had to edit this poor ugly old dad dressed like a cheap hooker. It's not a lot, but it's something. His hands were so stubby and paw-like, his torso so elongated, shoulders uneven, that Minecraft villager nose and pedo stache, not to mention the lazy eye. I just had to mess with it.

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I want to like it because your fixes are subtle and correct and well executed, but I still fucking hate it because ugly dad in a hooker costume.
 
What's wrong with the original?
I have issues with was how monotonous and not rich the colors the character is; Sparkledog-tier coloring and design practicality. There are piercings that uglifies the character even more, even so the drawing is unattractive to look at. Clothing is impractical, with splotches of light red across the skin that makes things uglier. Even the style choice is bad for "sexuality" art standards, with rushed linework, how multicolored black and blue hair do not go well with each other. The design is extremely generic as well, with no richness to them, and only knowledge of color theory as comparable as a Sparkledog OC. There are also bad anatomy and clothing wrinkles for the skirt and no curves for the character, no maturity for character if she was supposed to be an adult, especially with that baby face that Tumblrites always draw and uglifies, as well as poor choice for hairstyle.
The redesign changed to make her sexier without revealing too much skin, specifically giving her a curvier body, realism, medium body and reducing the amount of unnecessary points like multi-colored hair, heterochromia and piercings; and alter this to one-color black hair with a loose sidelock with a blue gradient; blinded right eye covered by a hydrangea eyepatch and normal blue eyes; makeup. I alter her clothing to have more colorfulness and uniqueness like fusion clothing between a kimono and a qipao: Shrug with furisode; lower is a highleg leotard; slightly sheer stockings, a single thighhigh and a fusion of red pumps and geta. Also if she was intended to be an adult, I also changed her to have a large bun covered with a bun cover, Chinese hairpins, tassel earrings and brighter, bolder coloring.
Take them with a grain of salt since I have extremely high standards.
 
I have issues with was how monotonous and not rich the colors the character is; Sparkledog-tier coloring and design practicality. There are piercings that uglifies the character even more, even so the drawing is unattractive to look at. Clothing is impractical, with splotches of light red across the skin that makes things uglier. Even the style choice is bad for "sexuality" art standards, with rushed linework, how multicolored black and blue hair do not go well with each other. The design is extremely generic as well, with no richness to them, and only knowledge of color theory as comparable as a Sparkledog OC. There are also bad anatomy and clothing wrinkles for the skirt and no curves for the character, no maturity for character if she was supposed to be an adult, especially with that baby face that Tumblrites always draw and uglifies, as well as poor choice for hairstyle.
The redesign changed to make her sexier without revealing too much skin, specifically giving her a curvier body, realism, medium body and reducing the amount of unnecessary points like multi-colored hair, heterochromia and piercings; and alter this to one-color black hair with a loose sidelock with a blue gradient; blinded right eye covered by a hydrangea eyepatch and normal blue eyes; makeup. I alter her clothing to have more colorfulness and uniqueness like fusion clothing between a kimono and a qipao: Shrug with furisode; lower is a highleg leotard; slightly sheer stockings, a single thighhigh and a fusion of red pumps and geta. Also if she was intended to be an adult, I also changed her to have a large bun covered with a bun cover, Chinese hairpins, tassel earrings and brighter, bolder coloring.
Take them with a grain of salt since I have extremely high standards.
Okay.
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Found the "Bowtie Cult" (or w/e it's called) south park AU thing in the SJW art thread and the colors are just atrocious. I tried my usual "just run it through a few filters in Photoshop" thing since usually the pee-stained overlay coloring is just one lazy yellow filter, but these were so uniquely bad they couldn't be fixed.
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(note: I think the leftmost is an OC, but then it's Kenny, Wendy, Kyle, and Stan.)
I didn't want to redesign it since I don't know anything about their faggy South Park AU, but I really did want to fix the colors, so I just took Wendy and traced it so I could color it in myself:
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Wendy's OG palette was super bright/saturated compared to the dark/dingy AU, so I tried to meet somewhere in the middle with recognizable Wendy colors that weren't super intense but still read as "purple and yellow" instead of "pickle brine green." Honestly, my biggest question was "why didn't they make Wendy non-binary if her pre-existing color palette already matches the NB flag?"
I tried to make the patches on her jacket match the GF flag colors, or at least be similar, so the palette wouldn't be too cluttered. Then I went full SJW and just slapped a gradient map over the whole thing to make the whites yellowed and the everything elses purpled. I think it came out pretty good, despite the cluttered design it's more readable at a distance, it's brighter but not too bright, the colors are pretty homogenous, I think it came out well.
Truth be told, I wouldn't design a character this way, but while tracing the lineart I did notice a bunch of things the original artist did well that belied they DO have some art knowledge. Optimistic, but maybe someday they'll branch out and make art that doesn't end up in a cringe art thread on Kiwifarms.
 
Wendy's OG palette was super bright/saturated compared to the dark/dingy AU, so I tried to meet somewhere in the middle with recognizable Wendy colors that weren't super intense but still read as "purple and yellow" instead of "pickle brine green." Honestly, my biggest question was "why didn't they make Wendy non-binary if her pre-existing color palette already matches the NB flag?"
Because apparently in the Shattered But Whole, her bio states that her persona as Call Girl is genderfluid.
 
Because apparently in the [Fractured] But Whole, her bio states that her persona as Call Girl is genderfluid.
I might not like Wendy but, unlike most South Park "fans", at least she knows she's playing an alterego.
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She even has separate Coonstagram profiles for herself and Call Girl, keeping the latter in-character.​
 
She is proud to be a member of Kiwi Farms™,
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Though, I did my best trying to retain the toon style, but I dislike the scenecore/Y2K cartoon style the original picture goes, so I decided to do a pseudo Toon/Anime sort of art style. Maybe I should consider trying toon styles someday instead of my typical animu trash. Illustrated on Clip Studio Paint EX, duration about 45~1hr.
 
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Though, I did my best trying to retain the toon style, but I dislike the scenecore/Y2K cartoon style the original picture goes, so I decided to do a pseudo Toon/Anime sort of art style. Maybe I should consider trying toon styles someday instead of my typical animu trash. Illustrated on Clip Studio Paint EX, duration about 45~1hr.
I dunno, I think the weird scene look is kinda cute, but it's invariably used by the gayest people imaginable. Sad to see. 50% chance they have a SpaceHey so they can pretend to be living two decades ago.
 
I dunno, I think the weird scene look is kinda cute, but it's invariably used by the gayest people imaginable. Sad to see. 50% chance they have a SpaceHey so they can pretend to be living two decades ago.
Now that you mentioned it, I made a second variant of this too. This is also in a more common old emo style in Scenecore, but cuter. Whilst I dislike these kind of aesthetics, I had a blast with it. This is for you as well :felted:
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i decided to try redrawing this miku redesign that was popular a while ago. ive seen a lot of cool interpretations of miku where shes black but this one just ends up looking like a racist caricature (its like deciding that miku doesnt look asian enough and giving her yellow skin/slanted eyes/a tooth gap. it reminds me of something 4chan would come up with to piss people off which almost makes it funny)
the colors on the original tick me off, the blue and brown clash and the purple feels unnecessary. the accessories (number on arm/bracelet/buttons) stick out a lot and make the whole thing hard(er) to look at. i wanted to give her braids because those always look cool but decided to keep the poofy hair instead just to prove that miku can be black and have any hairstyle and still not look like racist art from 100 years ago
 
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