Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr. Pierce]

Maybe we are all being too harsh on April and her BV. Rekieta strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn’t wash his dick balls.

FTFY.

This means Kayla has BV as well, undoubtedly they've been passing it back and forth for months. That master bedroom must be a chamber of olfactory horrors

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

The funny thing is, that shower chair is made of really hard plastic (I have that exact same model) and I can't even imagine how it got to be permanently stained like that. You'd think that would be the easiest thing in the world to clean and keep clean, because it is literally designed and crafted to be easily cleaned and kept clean. Nick and Kayla must not have any normal grown-up abilities at all.

This looks to me like dirty clothes, garbage, and god knows what was left to sit in that shower for years and rot and after they shoveled it all into a dumpster then tried to clean it. it indicates a certain level of neglect that might be provided by 2 drug addicted losers who can't even feed their own kids.

I can only Imagine the smell of what it used to be like in there pre-cleanup.

It's from the iron in the groundwater that the shower water comes from. It leaves these types of rust stains, though this looks particularly nasty and unkept. I can't believe people lived like this and used this shower despite it looking so nasty. Didn't he use to put family up in this property? It's the type of thing you'd see in upjumped white trash.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

The iron stain doesn't bother me, its the chair.

What, you expect him to just stand in the shower for his two hour text conversations?

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Guess Nick had April on a shoestring budget to clean and "stage" the house.

Man, it doesn't cost anything to take the disgusting stained shower chair out of frame while you shoot the photo and then put it back.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

It's from the iron in the groundwater that the shower water comes from. It leaves these types of rust stains, though this looks particularly nasty and unkept. I can't believe people lived like this and used this shower despite it looking so nasty. Didn't he use to put family up in this property? It's the type of thing you'd see in upjumped white trash.

A bottle of CLR is literally 5 dollars, and it works great. They could have at least tried that before taking a bunch of pictures. Also Nick, get a water softener, it'll keep Aprils hair from turning orange.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Mildly competent lawyers can smell bullshit it turns out.

"Mildly" is doing lots of work

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

At least when the gays get into depravity they go the whole nine yards with the hellraiser shit. Swingers seem to just wanna attend a horrible BBQ for the rest of eternity where everyone's leathery wives get plowed in the poolhouse. Blurry pineapple tattoos under sun-destroyed skin as far as the eye can see.

That's pretty much it. Just imagine the most shallow, aimless, hedonistic, rapidly-aging middle-class couple and you have swingers. I bet you those cucks fuck each other's fossil wives to Kenny G and soul music. The Qouple's hot tub habits especially betrayed just how much of a parody of themselves those people are. Just disgusting all around, if you put a gun to my head I'd rather visit strip clubs with the niggers unto eternity than have a Balldo or an Aaron wifeswapping with me, and hinting at fucking my ass by giving me sidelong coomer glances, too. It's all so unbelievably faggy.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The hole in the wall was apparently after the Scandinavian incel prudes told him he was no longer welcome to teach Sunday school. Why they told a tweaked out, coke brained moron who resents his own kids (let alone everyone else's), and whose views on Christianity could most charitably be described as completely fucking wrong, that he wasn't allowed to teach anymore is truly a mystery.

THANK YOU! I don't know how my pudding brain muddled that up.

I'm still shocked he has the ability to damage stuff with his bitch ass frame. Just shows you what drugs will do to a person.

 

[TexOffender]

A bottle of CLR is literally 5 dollars, and it works great. They could have at least tried that before taking a bunch of pictures. Also Nick, get a water softener, it'll keep Aprils hair from turning orange.

They have one in the pics. It just hasn't been maintained and looks just as shitty.

 

[Scalia OBGYN]

Wrong, its just from having a shitty water softener/none at all. Theres iron in that there midwest water

This looks to me like dirty clothes, garbage, and god knows what was left to sit in that shower for years and rot and after they shoveled it all into a dumpster then tried to clean it. it indicates a certain level of neglect that might be provided by 2 drug addicted losers who can't even feed their own kids.

I can only Imagine the smell of what it used to be like in there pre-cleanup.

 

[Strix454]

Maybe we are all being too harsh on April and her BV. Rekieta strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn’t wash his dick.

By the look of him, he doesn't seem to wash at all. He is also by past reports into prostitutes which means he likely brings home all kinds of fun stuff.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

They have one in the pics. It just hasn't been maintained and looks just as shitty.

come on now you incel prudes when you're banging hotties monogamously with your wife no one has time for that.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

THANK YOU! I don't know how my pudding brain muddled that up.

I'm still shocked he has the ability to damage stuff with his bitch ass frame. Just shows you what drugs will do to a person.

It doesn't take much. My parents had those same 1970s thin-ass hollow interior doors in their house. They get really brittle over time and each face would be slightly more sturdy than a piece of cardboard by now. The weight of some wet towels on a hook put a hole in the one in their bathroom.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

As far as we know, Drexel's balldo is still at Nick's place. Do you think Nick gave it to April? Maybe Nick will give it to Ralph? That'd be a nice consolation prize for not letting the hog stay at his place, and Ralph could use it to maybe actually finally pleasure a woman. (Or a gay black man.)

 

[Hee]

This second house for sale business got my noggin joggin, and this is yet another mark of proof that druggies are absolute retards when it comes to being even slightly strategic about their drug use.

When you have a SECOND HOUSE that you could probably take a golf cart to get to, you don’t store/use the stuff there? I assume the second house is the swinger/drug/party place. (Or at least could be)

If Rekcuckoo was even somewhat as smart as he says he is, ALL of that shit would take place over there. If the second house got busted:

• He could have actually pulled the “it’s not mine!” Since it isn’t his primary residence and he has partygoers over
• The kids would not have had to go through so much with CPS, possibly not even needing state custody.

I say this is what a smart person would do, but no smart person drinks and cokes himself like Nick does. He handles his drug and home life like he does his laundry: he doesn’t.

 

[repentance]

I am once again praying for him to get maximum sentence.

Don't get too excited. It's not the trial.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The awkward waterfowl you see here is the common loon, the state bird of Minnesota. Insert joke here about how April is a loon herself for getting the most mid state bird ever permanently tattooed on her body.

*Insert jooe about inability to get a great tit bird tattoo*

I can't speak for Minnesota codes specifically; but it feels like someone wanted to do an in ground building for optimal insulation; but got told about building codes and not being able to do shit, and then tried their best and this is the half-assed building we get. Windows for egress, sure they exist, but let's not pretend people are gonna be squeezing out of those things.

There's a joke about the use of Zyklon B and the need for small windows to prevent egress...

Can you imagine how fucked those kids would be, being bullied for living in a literal hobbit hovel? Of course he kept them out of the public school system

This is their old home that they have not lived in for ~8 years.

That gift is never happening, ever.

It wouldn't even make sense to deliver it now. The gift to celebrate 5K Locals subs...for a dead Locals that lost all those followers.

In fact, if he were to deliver something now, it would be even more embarrassing.

"Okay, so I'm going through my few remaining subs, and seeing which ones subscribed back when I had 5K."

Nick really handicapped himself by promising over and over that ALL 5 thousand people would get the gift.

He could have just waited, then put out a message on his dead LOCALS to fill out a form for the gift. He could have saved a lot of money.

This frees you up to do important work like getting a good plea bargain for your moron of a client. Of course Nick doesn't think they are losers and needed all the help he could get if he wanted to run this playbook.

You assume that this lawyer is competent to do so. His filings (as reviewed by several lawyers here and on streams) contraindicate his efficacy.

And that's an issue with Nicks request, he needs to cite the offending testimony in order to have it excluded.

What do you mean? The judge should just exclude all the evidence damaging to his case automatically! Doesn't he know what a big streamer Nick is?

So Rekieta bought the property next to his current residence? So his current place is owned by the trust? Why did Rekieta buy this place for? Did he buy it at the same time that the trust bought his current house?

Nick's parents helped them buy this home in the late-aughts. This is surmised from Nick's lack of gainful employment at the time. The mortgage was in their names, then in the mid-to-late-teens, they bought the second home and put it in a trust. This was prior to Nick's YouTube success, and given his small practice as a lawyer being disproportionate to the mortgage, the parents likely paid for this as well. Nick claims there is no mortgage.

He even diagnosed himself with ODD (opposition defiance disorder), which children are exclusively diagnosed with.

ODD is simply a childhood diagnosis for what in adulthood would be ASPD--colloquially, Sociopathy.

I am not a psychiatrist, but I have been informed that this diagnosis is used while behavioral counselling is employed, with the hope that the child's treatment improves to thr point they are no longer manifesting diagnosable APSD once they reach the age of majority.

Yeah there is something a bit “throwing chum in the water” about all this, as much as I love to see it.

Aaron himself said they the gay hot tub stream was his idea to lean into the swinger joke and deflect from it. Believe that or not, as you wish...

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Tip to any prospective buyer: shine a blacklight on every square inch of the home to know which areas to bleach.

 

[Captain Manning]

So do we think the prosecution will ask for more time due to the insanely late filing, or do we think they’re gonna do what Sean said and laugh it off and continue with the hearing?

As funny as it would be for Ralph to show only for the thing to be cancelled, I think White's motion is such dogshit the State doesn't need a delay.

(Now wait... having said that, somebody will post the State's motion for a continuance. Lol.).

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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I expect a continuance. Any delay will be framed as a Rekeita win.