Parasite Pill / Worm Pill / The Demonic Parasite - 4chan's crazy conspiracy that we're being controlled by parasites in our asses by the elites

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There's a 4chan conspiracy theory that has been getting a lot of attention recently called "Parasite Pill" or "Worm Pill". The theory suggests that influential individuals may be infected with parasites to normalize certain behaviors and maintain control, parasites can manipulate host behavior, potentially leading to societal changes. With this, the theory questions whether elites use parasites to maintain power and control over society

To be honest, I personally don't believe it. There's a document that explains the entire theory with proof and examples, but some of them are Q-level shit, especially the last part about symbolism. I attached it to this post, you can read it yourself if you're interested.
There's also a YouTube presentation if you prefer audio
If you're wondering why I'm making this thread it's because I found the discourse surrounding this theory to be quite entertaining
 

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A lot of the vaccine skeptical doctors write about things like "medical reversal", they want everything tested before a society wide rollout. If your most anti-globohomo doctors don't want to set up mass programs, why are you surprised nothing's changed?
 
this is F-grade schizo bait. whoever wrote that shit is a fucking retard. he implies fat is demonized in the media because it inhibits parasite growth? are you fucking kidding me? if the fuckin parasite queen or whatever exhibits enough societal control to manipulate the media, then why does the food industry still stake a huge portion of its product on super high fat bullshit like burgers and fries? fails even the most basic smell test. the internet really does make you stupid.
 
Ever wonder why ivermectin was shunned like the plague? Take the final pill, the parasite pill. A link since this most niggardly website won't allow me to upload my perfectly fine jpg
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There you go.

Most careful doctors don't like treating random asymptomatic infections, so these 4chan guys are going to need to come up with some pretty sophisticated simulations and papers if they want to be taken seriously.
 
this is F-grade schizo bait. whoever wrote that shit is a fucking retard
And people are taking this bait HARD. There's a xeet with 24k likes where people discuss this shit and believe every word of it
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This guy links the document I talked about
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MKUltra money is a grifter loser and his fans are turbo tards

This is the first actual page of the document:
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The reason why I don't receive routine treatment for parasites is that I don't go around licking and slobbering on mud and tree bark every day. Neither do I wash my body using my tongue after rolling around in dirt and excrement.
These people will believe anything if you present it in a funny way
 
Most careful doctors don't like treating random asymptomatic infections, so these 4chan guys are going to need to come up with some pretty sophisticated simulations and papers if they want to be taken seriously.

there's nothing to take seriously. the entire argument falls apart when you point out that correlation does not equal causation. that's all these retarded 4chan theories are; some fag drawing lines at random between some vaguely related things to imply a complex and intentional relationship rather than an incidental one. remember how the lib media got really mad about horse dewormer? you ever notice how everyone except you acts like an NPC? have you ever heard of the cordyceps fungus? really make's u think.

And people are taking this bait HARD. There's a xeet with 24k likes where people discuss this shit and believe every word of it

retards love this kind of shit because it makes their stupid empty lives suddenly seem meaningful. instead of having to go outside, develop social links, improve themselves, or make any real effort in pursuit of happiness in their lives, they can just stay inside, sitting on their zitty asses, gluing themselves to their twatter account while convincing themselves that their posting is actually Making a Difference. it's what's behind every major online thing, like Russiagate and other TDS-adjacent madnesses, or the guys who are cooking up 90-point lists proving how the latest mass shooting is actually a ZOG op, or fags who think they're fighting Fascism or Communism or whatever LARP they're tripping on while destroying themselves a little bit more every day. it's the reason Patrick Tomlinson is funny.
 
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Yes and no.

Parasites like toxoplasmosis can alter behavior. But this not equal that Slomo has a button that sends a signal to your buttworms and it tells you to vote democrat.

What they can, should they ever want to reduce the BMI, do is feed you parasites in your food and make you less energetic. But it isn't mind control, at least not in a targeted way.

Buttworms however don't instantly need new hosts. They can happily party around in your ass for years, until you die. They also get new hosts by shitting, so if the parasites did have a hive mind, they would be planning to assist India in world domination. Designated shitting streets is more effective than buttsex to spread eggs.

I am surprised they haven't revived the worm fad to just make people buy more corn syrup goylop ... yet.
I remember someone claiming that they cured their homosexuality by drinking some concoction and shitting out worms but I never tried it so idk.
There was this facebook group about giving children bleach enemas for it. Miracle Mineral Solution.

As for invermectin? You can never question the narrative. If you question the narrative, you may question the 6 gorillion and they can't have that oy vey!
 
retards love this kind of shit because it makes their stupid empty lives suddenly seem meaningful. instead of having to go outside, develop social links, improve themselves, or make any real effort in pursuit of happiness in their lives, they can just stay inside, sitting on their zitty asses, gluing themselves to their twatter account while convincing themselves that their posting is actually Making a Difference.
Is that you, or the WORMS speaking?



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This conspiracy got posted a lot in the past on /pol/. It was around COVID that this conspiracy theory really proliferated, but there were occasional posts about it prior to that.

There was one poster in particular who would constantly post his shits to "prove" he was shitting out worms. In reality, it looked like the guy was either suffering from early stages of colon cancer (long, skinny, tar-black stools) or he was doing insane shit to his GI tract causing him to shit out the lining. IIRC, this poster advocated for consuming harsh concoctions to "kill" the worms and/or constant enemas (both of which can cause upper and lower GI problems). Seems like it was one really obsessed guy pushing the whole thing.

I never saved any of this shit, but it's still worth noting and laughing at.
 
That video was the dumbest thing I have ever heard. And I have listened extensively to Christian Weston Chandler. Their basis is spiderman and bible stories. Spiderman. He does whatevera spider can!

The faithful followers of the (((nose))) fairy tales will invent anything ridiculous just to not name the (((nose))) for all it does.
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It is the same gobblygook that snake oil salesman have always used. Unspecified "Energy", unspecified "Minerals" "spiritual" and "hive mind" are all something that belongs in sci fi or fantasy.

Anyone with a European high school education would laugh this out of the room.

Parasites that alter a mind's host don't do it for random evil shenanigans. They do it to propagate the parasite. Parasites can spread by many vectors, like feces, sex, saliva.

Gondii does this by making mice love cats, because it ends its life cycle in cats. It wants the mouse to be eaten by that cat, because it needs to be in the cat. This makes you into a cat lady if you are female, and into a reckless driver if male. The parasite is calibrated to work on mice and cats, it doesn't work that well on humans. Anecdotal evidence suggests that if the scent of cat urine doesn't make you disgusted, you have it. Uninfected people dislike the vile smell of cat piss.

Buttworms however work differently. Buttworms can spread by host->shits on the street-> shit gets into water or onto food -> new host gets infected when he drinks or eats the eggs. Buttworms in fact don't want the host to die by intention as they can live for a decade and I doubt they are suicidal. They also aren't microscopic at all, some can grow longer than you are tall. Human guts are very long.

Also these parasites are from a very wide range of organisms. Is there like a political party for them? Do the worms get along with the flatworms but are they racist to protozoans?

Fasting doesn't help you, it makes it as the parasite already had you in a state of malnourishment. You should take supplements and medicine instead that kills the parasite.

So a theoretical mind controlling butt worm would not be trying to get you to commit suicide, harm others, sacrifice babies, or even be gay, but it would be telling you to defecate on the street, handle food with feces encrusted hands, and immigrate abroad and than shit in their streets, lakes, food, put a butthole on its flag.... oh.

Saaar I must do the needful!

This conspiracy got posted a lot in the past on /pol/. It was around COVID that this conspiracy theory really proliferated, but there were occasional posts about it prior to that.

There was one poster in particular who would constantly post his shits to "prove" he was shitting out worms. In reality, it looked like the guy was either suffering from early stages of colon cancer (long, skinny, tar-black stools) or he was doing insane shit to his GI tract causing him to shit out the lining. IIRC, this poster advocated for consuming harsh concoctions to "kill" the worms and/or constant enemas (both of which can cause upper and lower GI problems). Seems like it was one really obsessed guy pushing the whole thing.

I never saved any of this shit, but it's still worth noting and laughing at.
There is a whole fundie group about bleach enemas that makes you shit out your own dissolving guts. It cures autism!
 
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