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Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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Shao Khan
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The worst part about the prequels is that they had no planning whatsoever, george made episode a new hope with 5 and 6 in mind, but did made it relatively self contained, in case the movie wouldn't be a success.
Episode 7 was the opposite, extremely open for a single but 0 ideas of what to make for the next entry, nor the directors involved with 7 and 8 had any sort of meeting to discuss what to do next.
Most of said good ideas are actually sidelined stuff for what's really the major issue with that dogshit trilogy, between jar jar's lack of creativity and rian believing to be some kind of AUTEUR that needs to subvert everyone's expectations.
Luke becoming a bitter and hopeless old man could've worked had he been the cause of the birth of the first order, or rather something he did in-character did (as in something the original luke would've done) resulted in the movement itself coming into being.
Ad i said, no planning for the whole trilogy, just a fanboy trying to undo the prequels, a moron trying to undo the fanboy and the fanboy trying to undo the moron.
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All of this dogshit live action SW TV stuff just makes me more and more curious what George would have been able to squeeze out of a similar budget with the same tech. I wouldn't even care if it was 4 seasons of D E E P L O R E on the Gungans. It'd be better than this never ending trainwreck.
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Im not claiming to come up with this idea, but a high quality "band of brothers" type series that followed both Rebel and Imperial soldiers and pilots would be incredible if done by the right people. It would also have to not be "band of sassy sisters" or "band of fairies" when it comes to casting which could never happen now either.
Just imagine how horrific that Rogue Squadron film would be had it actually been made.
Just imagine how horrific that Rogue Squadron film would be had it actually been made.
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Scrapping Acolyte was the smart thing to do, and they should do so with everything else they have planned.
it was just a badly written, mean-spirited show with a convoluted story and no likeable characters.
At least the commentary youtubers made some money out of it.
Skeleton Crew looks well produced (and has Jude Law in it), but doesn't feel like SW at all, more like 80s nostalgia fanfiction, and is probably gonna tank again. normie interest in SW is probably very low thanks to all the shit we got.
Disney Wars needs a complete overhaul and new creative direction to go forward.
My guess is we will see three more seasons of renamed Clone Wars getting announced instead.
it was just a badly written, mean-spirited show with a convoluted story and no likeable characters.
At least the commentary youtubers made some money out of it.
Skeleton Crew looks well produced (and has Jude Law in it), but doesn't feel like SW at all, more like 80s nostalgia fanfiction, and is probably gonna tank again. normie interest in SW is probably very low thanks to all the shit we got.
Disney Wars needs a complete overhaul and new creative direction to go forward.
My guess is we will see three more seasons of renamed Clone Wars getting announced instead.
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Oh buddy, it does something even more retarded than a black female Rorschach.
Dr. Manhattan does advanced level blackface and turns himself into a black man for some girl he met in Vietnam.
Also, Hooded Justice was a black guy in Whiteface the whole time!
Oh yeah, and Ozymandias wasn't a super genius that was working toward a better future using an extreme ends-justify-the-means approach, he was just an evil insane racist asshole the whole time.
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Lol. I refuse to watch any show that isn't guaranteed six seasons and a movie ahead of time!
Don't worry, she'll pop up in shitty direct-to-Walmart movies fifteen years from now and be a raging lefty just like he is.
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Disney shills are out in force blaming "racist misogynists" for Acolyte's failure. Which is funny when you remember how all they could talk about was how great the show was doing while it was airing.
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Honestly Outlaws just looks like the same generic Ubisoft slop they always make.
Not sure what was so bad about Order or Suvivor. In fact the games are probably the only Star Wars media that I enjoy anymore. Even Battlefront 2 isn't that bad anymore especially now that there's modders adding the new content that EA wouldn't.
My only issue with Fallen Order was that you could really tell how hard they were trying to mask the game's short length with all of the cutscenes and making them unskippable. Yeah when the game originally released even on a second playthrough you could not skip cutscenes, apparently they added that later though.
Okay actually now that I type this out I begin to see why people might dislike these two games especially here. While I didn't particularly hate Survivor I do now realize it was a pretty generic adventure game all things considered. And yet somehow despite how fucking generic and cliche it was it was still some of the best content we've gotten from Disney era Star Wars....
Man, that is depressing actually...
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It's a damn shame that Carrie died instead of that evil bastard.
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Only thing DudeRey might possibly fix is they could have likely found a male actor capable of both emoting and closing his mouth.
(also less likely that Kenneth Kennedy would have been allowed to vicariously live out his masturbatory boyboss fantasies unchallenged, but we'll assume that happened for the thought experiment)
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My dude
Humanising bad guys who are part of an evil empire is basically humanising nazis which is basically humanising republicans. This shit is textbook stochastic terrorism and does nothing but validate the worst bigots and monsters in our society. Especially when every second you could waste on mediocre white males like that could be spent exploring the rich diversity of our world and fostering a truly inclusive fandom in which all persons are respected.
Do. Better.
Jesus fucking christ I actually feel dirtied by this shitpost
Honestly you could replace the cast of each and every one of these cinematic/televisual abortions with conventionally attractive white people, with white men in the leading role for each, and without exception the end result would be just as fucking shit and cancerous as what we have today.
The only difference is they can't throw a media parade to loudly whack off over how brave and good they are for putting white people in the latest product, nor use this to overtly smear criticism and mockery as anti-white bigotry. If they could, then the cast of all these movies would be whiter than a semen slicked snowman.
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You joke, you jest but even when they kind of tried to do that with Finn, they didn't commit to it. He guns down people who are, but a few days ago, in the exact same position he was, and doesn't have hesitation or anything. Shit writers without considering the implications, truly barbaric.
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This is bad post that makes me doubt your intelligence. There was nothing redeemable about the sequels minus effectively rewriting the entire trilogy from the ground up. There were no good ideas, there are only the few mystery boxes that Roundhead didn't smash all over the floor you THINK are good ideas because your brain wants them to be.
ok I take that back. There was one good thing about the sequels which is Roundhead smashing JJ's carefully crafted mysrtery boxes so everyone could see there was nothing inside, never was anything inside, and Abrams is a massive fucking hack.
But I want to call out this part in particular.
The issue isn't with there being a bitter old man. Its Luke Skywalker, the hero of the original films, is turned into a cuck with no legacy for no reason. Its not even the case where he did something and then felt best to go isolate himself, or some form of protest against the dog-shit new banana republic. There's no reason, it doesn't make sense. He almost murdered his nephew for some reason, and then didn't and now feels bad about it man.
It didn't need to make sense because the whole point of doing it was so that KKK could flick her bean about female empowerment, and this new hard on about the Jedi all being terrible.
You could have potentially even still saved it by having Luke sack up and rediscover who was meant to be and come back to be General Skywalker, but instead they just kill him off because we have to year-zero everything.
This would be like if they took Peter Parker, turned him into some aged hermit living in a warehouse. His life a total waste, "I don't use spider powers anymore" and then shot some web onto Thantos before dying of cancer. People would wonder why they even came to the theater if they're going to ruin the character.
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They would honestly be better cutting their losses and selling to Netflix or Amazon at this point.
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Oh yeah, they Kangzifying the Stoors since they're retarded and this was all set pre strikes since Season 2 was already written; it was always going in without feedback from Season 1, and no one could rewrite it due to the strikes... I mean they could, but think of the IMAGE.
It's even funnier when you remember these are the guys who produced Gollum and loved the rivers and shorelines; they were the only Hobbit branch that liked boating. They could also grow sideburns, beards, and while not common would wear boots sometimes. They got along well with Men and Dwarfs if I recall.
They buttfucked the Harfoots, so it's not shocking. Season 3 will certainly have them rapify the Fallohides next. Probably have Female Frodo unite the Hobbits and shit like that. Probably also have the Stoors be led by a woman too because it's not like Amazon entertainment needs to care if they burn money; company can eat the L and keep trucking.
As for Star Wars? Eh, I kind of expect Mando movie to fail due to Disney putting effort into it. The more the company focuses on a product, the shittier it gets due to the mongs working there.
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I know we have spent the best part of a decade savaging the sequels for......fucking everything....and how all of Finn's story beats, including from the first movie have been ruthlessly picked apart, but something that strikes me now is how sharply they swung his plot arc into dumbass comic relief by the end of TFA (Obviously TLJ was a whoooole lot fucking worse with this, but that's a completely separate kettle of cum here) as there was obviously an active decision made in the creator tard-crèche to have him be the dumb "funny" guy after trying to introduce him as some tragic PTSD guy.
The reason this is nogglin my boglin now is why on earth they felt the need to crowbar cheap and retarded comedy moments into the movie in general and that character in particular. After all ANH was pretty much bereft of overt "haha" moments, and the franchise was at the time of the disney purchase still reeling from the damage caused to the brand image the last time dumb jigaboo antics were overtly featured in the movies, so why on earth did they randomly decide "make the nigger goofy" before they had even stuck the landing of their reboot trilogy?
Rhetorical question obviously.....the answer is that they never fucking cared from the getgo
>see crack addict lookin hobbit barely able to speak english and obsessed with stealing shit
>make his ancestors black
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I fully believe that Amazon would do worse. Netflix would just give it to Warhammer fans like they did Gundam. Which would be a little better than the state it's in now but is also just another flavor of hell.
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Despite the colossal failure of the Acolyte, you can bet that the nigger kikes responsible for it are still going to get more work since in Hollywood everyone seems to fail upward.