Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Read the thread instead of just preaching in it. This was posted a few pages back.
View attachment 6325706
No, I read that, but clearly Nurie will get all the messages for Jill. It doesn't change anything or grant any privacy. Just because she wrote it doesn't make it true, and I assumed it wasn't true. Do you really believe what Jill is saying? I'm not being an ass here. I just want to know why you believe Jill is telling the truth so I can understand.
 
No, I read that, but clearly Nurie will get all the messages for Jill. It doesn't change anything or grant any privacy. Just because she wrote it doesn't make it true, and I assumed it wasn't true. Do you really believe what Jill is saying? I'm not being an ass here. I just want to know why you believe Jill is telling the truth so I can understand.
She's getting shit on from multiple ends right now. One over her son absconding, and two over obvious family issues, since she felt the need to post a video responding to "the haters". Her using Nurie as a shield, while still appearing righteous, 100% makes sense in Jill's mind.
 
She's getting shit on from multiple ends right now. One over her son absconding, and two over obvious family issues, since she felt the need to post a video responding to "the haters". Her using Nurie as a shield, while still appearing righteous, 100% makes sense in Jill's mind.
But Nurie will get all of the same, and why would anyone think it is righteous to not be participating in things like focusing on Bible groups on Facebook.

I'm just kind of surprised you think Jill has a good concept of self-awareness and control. I am relieved I am not the only person who thinks this. See:

My very first thought is this account is Jill pretending to be Nurie.
Then "Nurie" will post about what a "mawhdest and gawdly" mother Jill is, and of course she feeds her children, and her daddy works so hard watching the TV...err, I mean map when he's not in the print shop.
I thought this, too, or she got involved in some lady social trouble on the internet and needs to keep an ear to the ground with something cooking like Heidi. Anyway, I take it as a positive sign more milk will flow from the old otherwise dried up lolcow.
 
That's my point, Jill's retarded. How do you not understand that by now?
Jill would have to be borderline unsafe to live outside of an institution if she believed lurking online as Nurie would allow her to escape all those backhanded messages. If anything, people are more likely to send them to Nurie.

What's more likely is her pastor or Fat Dave told her to get off the internet before he cuts it down, and her response was to hide behind Nurie.
 
I grew up near where Jill lives in Ohio. My experience with her particular flavor of Christianity is they have a highly inflated sense of superiority. This is tent revival land. The kind of shit people did in the 1830s. They’re flamboyant and condescending. Jill is not unique, she simply broadcasts the lunacy on the internet. They talk in tongues and get “possessed by the Holy Spirit” which looks like they’re having a seizure. There is a focus on the New Testament and Revelations, but not to the point of doomsday preparation and stockpiling.

Edit to @LonesomeDud

My theory about the internet sabbatical is to sweep whatever is happening with Phillip under the rug. Somebody she admires said something to her based on her last post. Jill is completely oblivious to, well, everything. If I’m right, it was somebody important to her. I’d say like the level of her father, but that’s doubtful after the mama stroke posts. I don’t know who Jill would take advice from.
I thought speaking in tongues and acting like having a seizure was what Pentecostals did, Jill and the rest are Baptist.
Do Baptists do the speaking in tongues stuff now? They never have done that at the few I've been to, but they were normal Baptist churches, not the IFB ones.
 
Jill would have to be borderline unsafe to live outside of an institution
Uh, Jill *is* borderline unsafe to live outside an institution, and has been all of her adult life. She clearly suffers from hypermania / bipolar type II, in addition to her narcissistic personality. She rarely sleeps, and demands perfection from everyone around her - which is impossible, so she's always on the rampage. This is then concealed from the general public with her uber chipper social media profiles. It only takes one of her adult children reporting the conditions under which their younger siblings live to trigger another CPS investigation. Unlike many abusive families where there's not a high enough threshold for removal, Jill regularly starves her children - for the Lord! - despite having the means with which to provide them nourishment. Jill has been in desperate need of psychological intervention for years.


lurking online as Nurie would allow her to escape all those backhanded messages
Jill doesn't want to escape backhanded or even overtly negative messages - they feed her constant need for attention and engagement. It seems like someone she actually fears judgement from is enforcing this social media break: either David finally put his foot down, or the pastor of their new church told her to cut the shit or get out of this (very new to the Rods) congregation.

Jill pretends to be a submissive wife, but she's always been driving their crazy train. David doesn't care enough, usually, to stop Jill doing crazy Jill things. They just got booted from their last church, probably for siphoning off huge resources from a small congregation for the past four to five years while always having her hand out for more. So they are now with a new church, doing their usual long game grift - but their family is having problems of the bad PR type. Jill is in a position where she needs to pretend to toe the line, but her oppositional mania is screaming FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. So now Best Child Nurie must break the only boundary she ever set with Jill, so Sweet Mama Nurie can fight the haters.
 
Do Baptists do the speaking in tongues stuff now?
Eh, it depends from region to region. Baptist tend to be more reserved than the Pentecostals, but the lines are often blurred between the two. Bapticostal. My grandfather considered himself Baptist, but attended a Four Square church and spoke in tongues. My uncles were in the IBLP, and did not. Most Baptists I knew didn’t do it in church, but would when ministering in private. Weird shit to watch. The main southern Baptist faction frowns on it, but let’s be honest. No one cares enough about rural Appalachian churches with 17 member congregations to really do anything about it.
 
To be slightly more gracious about the new Facebook, Nurie may have taken the quick opportunity to create her own space. She would probably actually find it necessary with her husband's and her own position; members of the congregation often coordinate on Facebook when dealing with activities like vbs or Sunday school and sharing an account with your mother/father/dozen siblings isn't going to lend itself well with outreach.
 
To be slightly more gracious about the new Facebook, Nurie may have taken the quick opportunity to create her own space. She would probably actually find it necessary with her husband's and her own position; members of the congregation often coordinate on Facebook when dealing with activities like vbs or Sunday school and sharing an account with your mother/father/dozen siblings isn't going to lend itself well with outreach.
I find this optimistic, but even if it happened, Nurie wouldn't have a day before Mommy Dearest called up screaming and demanding the password.
 
Loudly announcing your exit from an internet space, and returning hours later with an obvious sockpuppet account is pretty typical Crazy Chick Online behaviour.

In my old circles, it was called Flouncing. "Oh, Jill flounced again. She'll be back later today with a new account."
I can't wait until the Nurie account starts commenting how handsome her brother-in-law Jonathon looks in pictures, and poor sweet Mama needs something off a high shelf at the Barndominium. This Nurie account is the best thing that has happened to this thread in a long time.
 
it'll have to be the new pastor, or some legal trouble
You spoke just in time, because the plot has thickened: Jill is canceling her longstanding monthly e-newsletter to her adoring public!

She claims it is too costly to continue paying for MailChimp because her list of admirers is just soooo long (hint, send money please.) Oh, and she's also just too busy with their bustling ministry.

Something is afoot, and our Jilly Bean is battening down the hatches until whatever crisis that's causing her to hide from the public blows over. Perhaps they're having legal or CPS issues after all?
no-more-email-newsletters-v0-igx9jc9n5ujd1.jpgno-more-email-newsletters-v0-9omodb9n5ujd1.jpgno-more-email-newsletters-v0-qt0ioa9n5ujd1.jpgno-more-email-newsletters-v0-ll2aea9n5ujd1.jpgno-more-email-newsletters-v0-5n3kab9n5ujd1.jpgno-more-email-newsletters-v0-5mjaq99n5ujd1.jpgno-more-email-newsletters-v0-leyxfc9n5ujd1.jpg
 
You spoke just in time, because the plot has thickened: Jill is canceling her longstanding monthly e-newsletter to her adoring public!

She claims it is too costly to continue paying for MailChimp because her list of admirers is just soooo long (hint, send money please.) Oh, and she's also just too busy with their bustling ministry.

Something is afoot, and our Jilly Bean is battening down the hatches until whatever crisis that's causing her to hide from the public blows over. Perhaps they're having legal or CPS issues after all?
View attachment 6328812View attachment 6328813View attachment 6328814View attachment 6328815View attachment 6328816View attachment 6328817View attachment 6328818
This just came off as begging to me.

Begging for a new RV, begging for donations, just greedy fucks is what they are.

People on reddit are posting MailChimps rates, and they're not unreasonable to me.

And if Jill has time to take getaway trips with Shrek, and take trips to Vegas and Punta Cana, she has time to work on her e-mails. Or put one of her child slaves to work doing them.
 
This just came off as begging to me.

Begging for a new RV, begging for donations, just greedy fucks is what they are.

People on reddit are posting MailChimps rates, and they're not unreasonable to me.

And if Jill has time to take getaway trips with Shrek, and take trips to Vegas and Punta Cana, she has time to work on her e-mails. Or put one of her child slaves to work doing them.
I know. This is an outrage. Fat Camp is canceled. The Rod newsletter is canceled. What am I supposed to do? Read Dante or Moby Dick like some kind of nerd/faggot?

ETA: Those who negrate me are just mad they don't have anyone who loves them IRL. That's why you have time to read so much classic literature.
 
Last edited:
This just came off as begging to me.

Begging for a new RV, begging for donations, just greedy fucks is what they are.

People on reddit are posting MailChimps rates, and they're not unreasonable to me.

And if Jill has time to take getaway trips with Shrek, and take trips to Vegas and Punta Cana, she has time to work on her e-mails. Or put one of her child slaves to work doing them.
It was begging straight through the closing "david and Jill Rod and children (9 are still at home [so we need your donations])
 
Back