DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This recent Kino Casino arc really shows how much of a coward Phil is at his core, doesn't it?

Before this, he was just a little guy who did nothing wrong and you should leave him alone. People treat him bad and betray him all the time, and he avoids drama because he's not that kind of guy. He doesn't make content that puts others down, and the only people who puts others down are losers with no positivity or anything meaningful in their lives, which is why he avoids drama. Also, he doesn't care about his haters because he's all about the positivity.
But then this "renaissance" happens and he does a complete 180 on all that. Now he's untouchable, he has no problem using slurs (calling people "mentally stunted" is still calling them retarded, Phil), won't hold back punches against anyone and of course he will bring his haters at every moment because he's "winning". Just like in SF6, Phil will only fight a battle he thinks he's going to win, otherwise he's a pacifist. It's a bit corny, but it's like that old saying goes, you give a (The) guy a little power and they show their true colors. Phil wanted to be left alone, but now he's fighting back because he can "win", goes to show how little he's changed from the old days when he was at his peak. All that talk about how Old Phil was an asshole who tought his shit didn't stink, and here we are, back to 2011 Phil reading Friend Requests and telling his fans to fuck off.

If Joon wasn't such a massive faggot, he'd put this recent change on his upcoming video as an addendum to truly illustrate Phil stands for nothing and is willing to prostitute his so claimed moral compass for a few bucks. He said he avoided drama because he cared about his community, right? Sounds like they can get fucked because The King (of Hate) is back.

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On another note, does anyone have any ideas on how the Joon video could be titled? Just remember how much Phil still cries about "A Decade of Failure" and for the life of me I can't think of a good one (aside the obvious "nothing wrong, everything correct"). I can't be the only autist who thinks about this.
 
On another note, does anyone have any ideas on how the Joon video could be titled? Just remember how much Phil still cries about "A Decade of Failure" and for the life of me I can't think of a good one (aside the obvious "nothing wrong, everything correct"). I can't be the only autist who thinks about this.
Looking at his recent vids, it's usually formatted as Name: Descriptive Title

So we can bounce around some ideas based on that:
DarkSydePhil: Why He Is Toxic
Phil Burnell: Four Decades of Failure
DSP Gaming: Aboard the Eternally Sinking Ship
DownFromTheRafters: The Dark Side of Addiction

his naming convention has evolved throughout the years so who knows, maybe he'll debut something fresh and new just for us
 
Phil beating his chest about wanting to have a "very harsh" conversation with Null about allowing his farms thread to exists, as if he's responsible for anything written here.
Kind of a strange stance to take, what with Phil being the guy who owned and ran the forums on TopHaters.com
 
Phil beating his chest about wanting to have a "very harsh" conversation with Null about allowing his farms thread to exists, as if he's responsible for anything written here.
Kind of a strange stance to take, what with Phil being the guy who owned and ran the forums on TopHaters.com
It will be Keemstar 2.0

"Null, you're a guy who..." In a squeaky voice, as Phil holds back tears.
 
Also, if Null is responsible for anything written on the farms, doesn't that mean Phil is responsible for anything his community does? Including Derich, of course.
I would definetly love to see this new ego-buffed Phil having a conversation with anyone. He's usually so tough during his streams but becomes the biggest bitch when actually confronted ("Keem, you... are someone... whOoOoOoOooo..."). Too bad Null would bend before actually confronting Phil on anything for whatever retarded reason.

Vest streak 2.0 is in trouble bros
3.0, actually. Remember last year "Ryan" (definetly not the caffeine tranny) ran like a 14 stream vest streak

DarkSydePhil: A Fall Down The Rafters
Damn that's good, and it would make him rage from the very beggining (even though he doesn't follow memes nor is DFTR).
 
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It's a Zoot Suit Retard!
Buy another bottle of gin
Zoot Suit Retard
Pull a comb through your quote black hair
Blow Derich
 
He did a mocking Indian woman voice which he hasn't done in years a moment ago on his throwback channel. You might get your wish.
So apparently sometime between when you posted this YouTube video embed under the spoiler, 8 days ago, and today this video has been set to Private.
Edit: Wait, did you embed the raw livestream from his channel that he sets to private, and not one of the chopped up videos he posts of the stream?

It's so funny Phil trying to do this 'the Return of the King (of Hate)' shit while at the same time quaking in his boots that he might get canceled. Maybe he privated it when he found out about having a co-op stream scheduled with Pajeetahar, and not necessarily in response to it being posted here, but either way he's a fagot.

Phil really is that pathetic loser that you let hang out with you one time out of pity and then the next day he shows up dressed exactly like you in shit he just bought from Walmart, or I guess in Phil's case it would be the cheapest options on Amazon lol
 
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Phil beating his chest about wanting to have a "very harsh" conversation with Null about allowing his farms thread to exists, as if he's responsible for anything written here.
Kind of a strange stance to take, what with Phil being the guy who owned and ran the forums on TopHaters.com
Please, please, please let there be a Null/DSP stream where Phil tries to karen Null into deleting the board. Or maybe this could result in a lolcow teamup and Greer will tell Phil how to file a bullshit defamation lawsuit pro se. With Phil's luck they might actually make to the Supreme Court this time and Clarence Thomas himself will tell Phil what a huge fan he is.
 
The amount of embarsssing autism condensed into these 24 seconds should be studied

-gay ass dance
- awful singing
- overusing a cringe word that he just learned
- and of course who could forget talking about fucking people’s mothers as a 40 year old mature adult.

Seriously I think the last time took offense to saying something about fucking their mom would’ve been on a middle school playground
 
Phil beating his chest about wanting to have a "very harsh" conversation with Null about allowing his farms thread to exists, as if he's responsible for anything written here.
Kind of a strange stance to take, what with Phil being the guy who owned and ran the forums on TopHaters.com
That would be one of the dumbest things Phil could do, because then Josh could say that Phil said in the Sidesctollers Interview that it wasn't his bankleaks, so there is no information on kiwifarms about Phil that isn't open source, according to 2023 Phil himself. Phil wouldn't lie people straight to their face when he says he is homest, right?

But of course he won't do it, because he is a craven bigtalker and always has been. But I have to admit, Josh and DSP in the same stream could be very interesting.
 
I would unironically tip Phil if he somehow managed to bully Null into shutting this board down.
His bravery among people who are not yes men is still to be seen, which was why I was actually looking forward to muta showing up.

But has Josh even confirmed his re-presence on the KC on this nights mati? Was it ever gonna be a thing?
 
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