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This is out. I don't have time to read it so someone else should do it. They talk about muh colonialism on page 7 and I assume it goes downhill from there.
I don't think anyone on teeg did a readthrough yet.


Is this download link an illegally pirated PDF? Who knows.
 
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This is out. I don't have time to read it so someone else should do it. They talk about muh colonialism on page 7 and I assume it goes downhill from there.
I don't think anyone on teeg did a readthrough yet.


Is this download link an illegally pirated PDF? Who knows.
I don't get the hypothetical appeal, Tomb Raider isn't a game where the world is a unique part of the appeal. It is about the same as any other modern magical adventure setting like Indiana Jones or Uncharted. Lara Croft is really the only part of it that makes it stand out and nu-Lara sucks anyway.
 
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Fucking lol, lmao even. We got the fat black quain, a white woman:tm:, fat black guy, and some gendertwig on the right. Let's take a looksie at who wrote this genderblob corruption.

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What a stunning and brave... uh... thing. Surely this stunning and brave kang isn't a retard.... Oh wait, who am I kidding. Let's check their twitter (A)
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Lol, lmao even. Oh look, it has a tumblr (A)

Anyway, enough about the driver, let's take a look at the vehicle.
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Off to a great start.

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Now, I'll preface this with I've never actually played a Tomb Raider game, so my knowledge on the matter is fairly limited, but isn't Tomb Raider a puzzle esque game that is basically female (not derogatory) Indiana Jones? Except they play up the supernatural and wild shit?

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>Anti-colonialism
Lol, lmao even.
 
This blows Eomere’s mind when they tell him, and is easily one of the best moments in The Two Towers.
While the movie does lean into the comedy of it the fact is that Gimli pulling that off with none of the fancy superhuman shit elves and elf-likes like Aragon get cannot be underestimated. It's the equivalent in D&D terms of the fighter keeping up with a wizard high enough to cast Fly purely through running and Con checks.

Tolkein's soft spot for short-arses does not just apply to hobbits.
 
Fucking lol, lmao even. We got the fat black quain, a white woman:tm:, fat black guy, and some gendertwig on the right. Let's take a looksie at who wrote this genderblob corruption.
Look down, it's not just a fat black quain, it's one without feet. Guess the beetus got them. Now ask yourself how much traction those running blades have in things like jungles, ancient ruins and wet caves. There's a reason that amputees wear more normal-looking prosthetics outside of sport activities: the blades are not designed for standing around and normal walking around shit, which if these people actually researched instead of just diversity checkboxing they would have quickly found out for themselves.
 
Are there any podcasts like Rollplay by itmejp? I've been getting back into ttrpgs and remembered that I used to love listening to Mirrorshades/Dark heresy. Looked it up only to find out that JP shut the whole thing down because Adam Koebel rped a date rape scene. Every other ttrpg podcast I can find is either d&d or cringe.
The only podcast I listen to about ttrpgs is PTBP (Pretending to be People, a homebrew Delta Green-ish game) because it's pretty funny and the intro music is always a banger. Haven't listened to it in a long while though. There's also Glass Cannon Network, and Third Floor Wars. Keep in mind the last 2 have rotating casts of players and it depends on who's playing whether it's good or not.

It's excruciating trying to find new TTRPG podcasts to listen to because half of them start with the players introducing themselves and their pronouns in their awful troon voice. I was trying to find a video showcasing Never Going Home, (theme of the game is WWI, but the battle of the Somme was so horrific that it thinned the firmament of reality and eldritch nightmares are slowly seeping into this reality.) So what kind of characters do you think you'll see in a WWI eldritch horror game? If you guessed A 'nonbinary' sniper that's also got mutations that make it a furry, then you would be correct! Now that I'm looking it up again I see that most of the cast are furries and the channel owner appears to be a furry, but still.


at the 4:30ish mark in a shakey voice: "They were originally from an all female sniper squad but they came out as non-binary pretty much as soon as they got deployed so they're non-binary and around a lot of women, and when the veil event happened they got mutated into a possum creature"

If you find this kind of thing funny all you have to do is type "ttrpg actual play" into youtube and you'll be drowning in it. Can't find a decent kingmaker actual play if my life depended on it.

This is out. I don't have time to read it so someone else should do it. They talk about muh colonialism on page 7 and I assume it goes downhill from there.
I don't think anyone on teeg did a readthrough yet.
I wonder if the author has ever played Tomb Raider. If they wanted to make a game like this why attach it to an IP they clearly find distasteful? To "reach the audience that needs to hear it"? Were they simply handed the IP and told to do something with it? Why make a game that the target audience isn't going to buy? Seems like a lot of effort to go through just to get shit on.

Edit: Hopefully the youtube video embeds this time
Edit Edit: Fuck it, I give up
 
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I comitted to a 3-20 campaign DMing for my friends using Pathfinder 2e. I had no idea it was so full of, and made by, retards. At least we have fun, but I’m looking forward to switching to a less gay system. Maybe GURPS, although nobody seems to play it anymore.
 
Fucking lol, lmao even. We got the fat black quain, a white woman:tm:, fat black guy, and some gendertwig on the right. Let's take a looksie at who wrote this genderblob corruption.
Lets go tomb raiding without Legs, sure hope there wont be any stairs or climbing or anything other then flat asphalt
 
Look down, it's not just a fat black quain, it's one without feet. Guess the beetus got them. Now ask yourself how much traction those running blades have in things like jungles, ancient ruins and wet caves. There's a reason that amputees wear more normal-looking prosthetics outside of sport activities: the blades are not designed for standing around and normal walking around shit, which if these people actually researched instead of just diversity checkboxing they would have quickly found out for themselves.

There's also a reason fat chicks don't do adventury things or really anything requiring a lot of physical endurance.
 
Hiya! This is my first post on this website and wanted to see how most of y'all thought of this cringe video. The yt algorithm keeps recommending it to me and a lot of other users. It is just me or is this weird snowflake the personification of the phrase, "I have no nuance"?


 
Hiya! This is my first post on this website and wanted to see how most of y'all thought of this cringe video. The yt algorithm keeps recommending it to me and a lot of other users. It is just me or is this weird snowflake the personification of the phrase, "I have no nuance"?


You should hawk your shit to people that agree with you.
 
Hiya! This is my first post on this website and wanted to see how most of y'all thought of this cringe video. The yt algorithm keeps recommending it to me and a lot of other users. It is just me or is this weird snowflake the personification of the phrase, "I have no nuance"?


Yeah, it keeps doing that for me too. It's a couple of years old and keeps floating to the surface. Funnily enough, Grim Jim is an old school class-first leftist who isn't on board with all of this intersectional shit. He still gets tarred with the same brush, regardless.
 
D&D groups on Facebook are openly banning people for being Trump voters or politically neutral. There are rumors that the group's admins are directly taking orders from someone higher up at WOTC, but not Hasbro themselves. Disney and WB have been caught infiltrating the fan wiki's mods community. The WOTC higher ups ordering the banning political neutrality and Republican voters in gaming groups sounds believable.
 
Maybe GURPS, although nobody seems to play it anymore.
GURPS is a hard sell to players. I tried for a bit to get my current core players to give it a go and they wanted absolutely nothing to do with it.
It was more about not wanting to pick up and learn a new system than anything. Especially one as extensive as GURPS.
Oddly enough they're fine with loads of other systems.
Shadowrun, D&D TSR Era and WotC, Star Wars, Cyberpunk. Just to name a few.
I've also tried to do the same thing since 2e D&D was the standard on store shelves. Never had enough takers to get a game off the ground.

They actually DID agree to give Dragonquest 3e a shot. I found that kinda funny. Maybe you could give that a look over and see if they'll bite.
It's pretty much GURPS in disguise. It ain't a bad system but can get autistic as fuck.
It's also not too hard to convert TSR Era D&D material to and even 3e if you're not retarded.
Maybe you could look into that and see if they might be interested in it.
 
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