Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

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Her left eye is *literally* twice the size of the other one.
Chantal: “Really? I don’t see it guize.”

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

Hoping for another filter fail, but this is what the last one gifted us with:

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She looks horrible. Not just unattractive (which she is), but like she's extremely unwell. If she were my child or sister or "wife," I would be hella concerned. But once again Salah has demonstrated zero situational awareness, and is planning an hours-long plane ride to go traipsing around a foreign country with Chantal in tow.

I don't know which of these two is the bigger idiot, Salah or Chantal. I've seen people who were literally on their deathbed who looked better than this.

 

[Doxmatix]

I must be half blind. I just noticed with the last unfiltered shot that she’s developing a nice pair of jowls,

Ummm, she already addressed this in Thailand. She doesn't have a second chin anymore, so you must be mistaken.

 

[Cherry Pie]

I must be half blind. I just noticed with the last unfiltered shot that she’s developing a nice pair of jowls,

Oh yeah, she's become extremely jowly lately, even with her industrial strength filters.

She looks horrible. Not just unattractive, which she is, but like she's extremely unwell. If she were my child or sister or "wife," I would be hella concerned. But once again Salah has demonstrated zero situational awareness, and is planning an hours-long plane ride to go traipsing around a foreign country with Chantal in tow.

Nonsense, he's totally on top of it! He only got her a normal, human sized Hardee's burger and a small fry! He's so conscious of his wife's health. She'll be summiting Everest in no time.

 

[Calgal]

I might be wrong, too lazy to look, but didn’t chins reach out to someone’s mother about how they were acting on the internet?

 

[WalmartLipgloss]

I might be wrong, too lazy to look, but didn’t chins reach out to someone’s mother about how they were acting on the internet?

Miriam also did a full-blown dox on the old folks' home where Geraldine, Dee Dee's elderly mom, was staying—during one of her meth-fueled Nader episodes.

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[Laughingator]

Ah yes, those famous business meetings at midnight. It couldn’t be that he went out with friends and didn’t want to take his english bulldog along.

That reminds of Beverley Leslie on Will and Grace who was flaming but in the "closet" "going to a midnight business meeting with my business partner Benji".

 

[a hapless toad]

Sansa Cooks is indeed less fat than Chantal!
You could wear a US size 18/20 in no time, too.
What do you think. Let her know in the comment section.

lol fat.

(Sorry Sansa, ilu.)

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Billie Ross]

So... start your bidding.
Where gunt and poop boy will travel to after payday??
Malaysia
Maldives
Egypt
Morocco
For some crazy reason I think it’s Egypt in the search of Nader's brothers, and being a psycho bitch, also the shorter flight due sciatica.
What your guess and why?
ETA: She was talking about having already packed the swimming tent. Pool or beach?

 

[brooky]

I fully support anyone and anything that irritates/angers/fattens our Beast.

I have a fantasy in which all my bills are paid and all my personal desires are fulfilled, so I take my disposable income and join https://www.goldbelly.com/?utm_source=bing&msclkid=bc9bc168615d18a42569a7ac8aa94f41&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=us-en-s[bra_0001][retargeting]: goldbelly ({e|p} 2020.01.2 | PS12.10 Import&utm_term=goldbelly food site&utm_content=us-en-s[bra_0001|cat_0016][retargeting]{e|p|bm}: goldbelly food

I go there each day and arrange deliveries for our smelly hog to eat on camera. How long could it possibly take to achieve critical mass?

Not to yuck your yum, but I sincerely hope this particular fantasy is not top of your list if you won the lottery. Like, of alllll the things you could do with unlimited money. For your sake.

 

[Blubber Tea]

I must be half blind. I just noticed with the last unfiltered shot that she’s developing a nice pair of jowls,

This actually started out of nowhere maybe about 3 weeks ago. Overnight. And never went away again. I've been wondering since then why it happened to suddenly.

 

[Schmooo]

Spoiler: BAD BAD Menopause TMI/PL Sperg

This actually started out of nowhere maybe about 3 weeks ago. Overnight. And never went away again. I've been wondering since then why it happened to suddenly.

I can tell you: menopause.

I wasn’t gonna sperg about this but now I gotta.
Menopause is miraculous in its ability to fuck up the female body in ways you could probably not imagine. Things that are supposed to be tight get loose, things that are supposed to be loose get tight, dry things get drier, things that should point up start pointing down, and things that you’d like to keep down start showing themselves.

I am woman. Hear me make a lot of noise every time I stand up.

Changes happen fast, but not THAT fast. You're acting like the instant a woman hits menopause, she wakes up the next morning looking like a blobfish

Apologies if that wasn’t your experience, but it was mine and most of my friends experienced the same symptoms.

And yes, it can and does often happen very very fast. And of course, gravity and simple aging is a big part of it.

Didn’t intend to start a heated debate so I’ll just drop it, and apologize to those I seem to have offended.

Throw hats and seatbelts.

 

[Cherry Pie]

This actually started out of nowhere maybe about 3 weeks ago. Overnight. And never went away again. I've been wondering since then why it happened to suddenly.

Facial edema and she can't wear the scuba caps anymore. She's so huge now, she splits them right down the seams when she tries to put one on. That's why she's gone back to the "regular" hijab, she physically can't pull the chin spanx onto her blubberous swollen head.

I can tell you: menopause.

Changes happen fast, but not THAT fast. You're acting like the instant a woman hits menopause, she wakes up the next morning looking like a blobfish (which to be fair, Gunt has always looked like a blobfish). The sudden bulldog chops is because she can't wear the head spanx anymore, like I explained above.

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

I can tell you: menopause.

Naw, she’s been menopausal for years now. Her hysterectomy is too far out for it to be the cause.

It’s just fat and water retention in her case. The bitch got so huge in the last couple of months, her body is giving out.

She already is on medication to treat heart failure.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Miriam also did a full-blown dox on the old folks' home where Geraldine, Dee Dee's elderly mom, was staying—during one of her meth-fueled Nader episodes.

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Chantal was pro harassing mothers when she was in Cuba.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

So... start your bidding.
Where gunt and poop boy will travel to after payday??
Malaysia
Maldives
Egypt
Morocco
For some crazy reason I think it’s Egypt in the search of Nader's brothers, and being a psycho bitch, also the shorter flight due sciatica.
What your guess and why?
ETA: She was talking about having already packed the swimming tent. Pool or beach?

MALDIVES: No. It's a luxury destination, primarily for resort goers, and Salah and Chantal can't afford it. No alcohol legally allowed inside the country except on resort islands. Plus, it's a beach vacation, and we see how well she did in Cuba (not). Moreover, Chantal has sworn off swimming in the fartbox pool. No way she's going to a place completely surrounded by water.

EGYPT: Maybe. They can find cheap accommodations, the currency has steadily been devalued over the past few months, and weed and other drugs are readily available. There's plenty of nightlife where Salah can go and spend time conducting "business meetings." It's also full of camels that Chantal can harass and try to pet. Again.

MOROCCO: Another maybe. Salah will like it, but Chantal will hate it. They will both probably be fleeced and harassed at every turn. Salah may have the wherewithal to navigate the pesky touts, but Chantal won't. Which is fine because she will lie inside a hotel room like a beached manatee most of the time anyway. They will both end up with traveler's diarrhea.

MALAYSIA: Plenty of clubs and nightlife for Salah, but Chantal will balk at going to any of the islands. Severe penalties for drug usage. She will never fit comfortably in a trishaw, and I pity the poor guy who has to pedal her around if she dares to try.

Soooo... I say Egypt or Morocco.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Also, lmao at:

"I haven't lived with my mom in 23 years!"

Says the 40-year-old whose mom still fixes her "snack plates" of cheese and pickles while she is walrusing on the couch and buys most of her deathfat tarps.

And let's not forget loaned her money when she was blowing all of her income on getting the crackhead to move in with her.

(And allegedly gave her cash for unloading the dishwasher the last time she was in Canada?)

I don't care if you are 40 or that you haven't technically lived with Smee in 20 years. You have very much been dependent on her in some fashion your whole life.

Gunt absolutely cannot live without a tard wrangler. Whether that be Smee, Bibi, or now Salad.

 

[BlastMonk]

Hoping for another filter fail, but this is what the last one gifted us with:

Can you give me a timestamp for that second picture? She looks 30 years older. Not that she will live to see another 3 years let alone 30

 

[Living Mermaid]

Why would she leave the apartment because the cat is in heat? Aside from her bitterness that there’s a fertile female in her vicinity?

Because female cats in heat display normal behaviors of cats in heat (estrus): overly affectionate, "flirty", meowing loudly, almost screeching and shrieking, rolling around a lot on the floor, arching their back, all trying to attract a male. As a cat owner, it's a very disruptive display but perfectly normal. She most likely cannot do her lives because the cat is screeching in the background, and I'm sure it's attracting the homeless males in the area who are also acting up. She's so ignorant and SPED it's pathetic.

I must be half blind. I just noticed with the last unfiltered shot that she’s developing a nice pair of jowls,

She's looking more and more like my neighbor's English Bulldog