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Could someone please upload the Ralph Twitter lives for us that have been blocked by the Gunt?
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
- Thread starter PhoBingas
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first broadcast:
second broadcast:
It's been two hours since, where is he?
second broadcast:
It's been two hours since, where is he?
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- Jul 8, 2019
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The first thing I hear when viewing the stream is the gunt whining that he is hungry. I imagine this song plays as he waddles around the street.
He's coping about being a pussy right now, LOL.
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- Dec 12, 2022
He dresses in sportsball cosplay for something he calls "a trial", lol.
And after making fun of Null for telling Kiwi's to dress decently, should have listened to the advice, piggy.
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- Jan 2, 2019
Fat midget walking simulator LETSGOOOOOO! He is out of breath waddling down the street. He is so short he can't even look over a mailbox. Imagine being so little. 
Edit: the stream is already having issues as Ralph fell into a crack on the sidewalk and can't get out. Someone grab a blade of grass for him to hold on to and pull him out!!!
Edit: the stream is already having issues as Ralph fell into a crack on the sidewalk and can't get out. Someone grab a blade of grass for him to hold on to and pull him out!!!
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I can't wait to see a third person view of this fat bloated turd waddling around in his gay little outfit
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- Feb 6, 2021
Looking at Ralph walking is like watching an morbidly obese pig trying to move, especially with him being 5'1 and having a behavior comparable to a ghetto white woman trying to be like a nigger.
edit: Piggy looks gay when he wears those sunglasses to cover up his pig eyes, tryhard to be "cool" by smoking a cigarette and blasting rap music.
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This fit really accentuates his fat bobble head.
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- Jun 24, 2020
The James Bond theme is getting me hyped.
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“M-my name is not Ethan Ralph…”
Lmao what a huge, pimply pussy. Ralph lies about the name his daddy gave him like the frightened fat turd he is. Sad! Pathetic!
Lmao what a huge, pimply pussy. Ralph lies about the name his daddy gave him like the frightened fat turd he is. Sad! Pathetic!
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Now if APRIL wanted the smoke, he'd be all in on that shit. Hell, he'd probably pay for the privilege.
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Hahaha he's such a little bitch. I wonder if his fat hog heart skipped a beat when this guy started walking towards him hahaha. What a massive fucking BITCH. Just go home Ralph. This L is fat as your head.
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LMAO, ralph confirmed on his second stream today that he plans to scurry back to Meh-hee-co, no hitting up Jim's driveway, and not heading to the DNC despite his audience's wishes
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Cyberpunk Meta
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Poor lil Piggertits. After threatening to fight people irl and “fight kiwi fags”, lil Piggy runs scared and denies he’s the Ralphamale. What a BISH made move!
Douglas Mortimer
kiwifarms.net
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I'm starting to think @AncientPhosphur was the random steel toe "fan" because that dude caused way more discomfort than any nuclear wedgie could.
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"I ain't bald bish! No I won't show the crown of my head alawgs!!!"