Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

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Null said:
The guy doing the note coordination said he didn't know him. It's very likely that's genuinely just a STMS fan since Aaron is a mini local celebrity from his talk show. He honestly didn't know Ralph well enough to know how to respond to "I DON'T KNOW ANY ETHAN RALPH" lmfao.
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Seems like you showed up and he immediately pussed out and ended the stream. KF-1 Ralph-0 to start the day
 
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Null said:
The guy doing the note coordination said he didn't know him. It's very likely that's genuinely just a STMS fan since Aaron is a mini local celebrity from his talk show. He honestly didn't know Ralph well enough to know how to respond to "I DON'T KNOW ANY ETHAN RALPH" lmfao.
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I can't even right now, Ralph really is the most bitchmade nigger to ever exist.
 
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Avenue said:
Instant replay of the first encounter outside the courthouse.
Agent doubleO gunt went offline soon after.
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"Aren't you Ralph dude?"
"I'm not Ralph."
"I was just watching Steel Toe on my way to dropping my son off, you should box that dude."
"My name's not Ethan Ralph."

He's not Ralph, but somehow knew that this guy was referring to someone with the first name Ethan, and not the much more logical conclusion that Ralph would be the first name. Absolute mental retardation by piggy.
 
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To be fair to Ralph, he likely has PTSD from getting his ass kicked over and over and over all around the globe.

Probably didn't want to put a new pin in his asskicking map for Willmar, Minnesota by admitting his identity to a stranger.
 
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ah am not ethan ralph ah dont even know da guy

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Schwarzwald said:
To be fair to Ralph, he likely has PTSD from getting his ass kicked over and over and over all around the globe.

Probably didn't want to put a new pin in his asskicking map for Willmar, Minnesota by admitting his identity to a stranger.
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If that's what he was worried about, he should've thought of it before streaming himself outside the courthouse blaring nog music and threatening to record people attending the hearing.
 
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Schwarzwald said:
To be fair to Ralph, he likely has PTSD from getting his ass kicked over and over and over all around the globe.

Probably didn't want to put a new pin in his asskicking map for Willmar, Minnesota by admitting his identity to a stranger.
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Getting your ass beat is less of a bitch move than denying who you are and running away from a non-threatening rando on the street. Especially if your whole cope about your life is being THE world FAMOUS host of the KEEEEELSTREEEAM Ethan Oliver RALPH bish.
 
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Schwarzwald said:
To be fair to Ralph, he likely has PTSD from getting his ass kicked over and over and over all around the globe.

Probably didn't want to put a new pin in his asskicking map for Willmar, Minnesota by admitting his identity to a stranger.
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He’s probably waddling as fast as he can away from where that happened, he came here to support his best buddy Nick not be approached by dad’s dropping their kids off, poor gunt probably got ptsd from everything he said to him
 
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Sperg_rancher said:
My prediction:

10:30AM, Kandiyohi Court house, room 201.

the lawyers are assembled, judge calls the case.

one of them asks for continuance.

continuance granted.

lawyers return to their clients and leave

>end scene<
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This is clown world, I fully expect Nick to get the warrant tossed, all charges dropped, and be given leeway for a successful lawsuit against the county.

But who knows. Maybe Nick's floating dead in his hot tub after a night of booze and balldo. Or maybe he'll be dead tomorrow when he argues himself into getting the chair.
 
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