Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

[suspended animation]

It's a totally valid opsec tactic to be a fan of the Steel Toe show if asked. No shame there.

 

[NaggotFigger]

It has begin. The Balldoverse shall commence amok asunder. We have the popcorn ready for the Omnibussin’ of the Balldo and his hot wife and wife. It begins, for real.

Also, Ralph stinks of booze and is disrespectful as fuck to that Steel Toe fan. Clearly Jersh, the ayylawgs and Kiwi Farms lives rent-free in his single-digit IQ brain for eternity

For all Kiwis attending the court, good luck, because the biggest event is happening here! Get your pen, papers and notepads ready, and see how this unfolds!

 

[Schwarzwald]

When your moral support is a fat sniveling coward who abuses women as much as he abuses alcohol and hides in Mexico to avoid the reach of the US legal system, you should probably take a long, hard look in the mirror (before snorting the line of coke from it, of course).

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Ralph getting accosted by some random guy and denying his name right before fleeing from Jesus Mòns is a good start to the shit show

59 And after the space of about an hour, another confidently affirmed, saying, “In truth this fellow also was with him, for he carries the Gunt.”

60 And Ralph said, “Man, I know not what thou sayest!” And immediately, while he yet spoke, the cock crowed.

61 And the Lord turned and looked upon the Gunt. And Ralph remembered the word of the Lord, how He had said unto him, “Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny Me thrice.”

62 And Ralph went out and wept bitterly

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

WAIT A MINUTE
I JUST REALIZED
"I was just listening to Steel Toe dropping my son off"
RALPH COULDN'T HANDLE BEING IN THE PRESCENSE OF AN ACTUAL PARENT

 

[Goatchoker]

I bet Ralph was afraid that Steel Toe fan was a process server. I wonder what he's dodging still.

Haha that would be so on point for him.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I'm not at my computer right now but someone could edit together a rage comic meme of this where the 2 guys meet and 1 of them is cheerful, whereas the other guy goes home to rage on the Internet.

It also seems like the other guy has a family and a child who's life he's actively a part of so really the felting of ralph is just so multilevel by this random Steel Toe fan it's unreal.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

What does that mean?

Unless there's something more exciting than Ralph walking around being Ralph. KF's ground assets already have that angle covered. We can't just go around buzzing people in front of a courthouse to get a reaction.

 

[Waff]

Man im so hyped for today. Too bad I got a long ass shift today. Hopefully i come back in for my lunch break to see some crazy shit transpire. Its already insane we have ralph pulling a doubting thomas.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

All I know, is this has already been a big win for The Toe. Ralph’s bitchmade.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Do Not Bring Weapons or Electronics​

didn't see cocaine mentioned in this

i'll be osama bin scarface by the end of the onmibussin

 

[Scan_Lines]

Ethan Ralph remembering Portugal as random man on the street approaches him and says hello

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

I wonder whether Ralph is now more decided to visit Metokur after that embarrassment.

 

[Lian Xing]

I bet Aaron doesn't read this.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Oh, Gunt. He denied his father's name three times before the cuck crows in the courthouse

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

God, Ralph is such bitch now.

Ralph has always been a bitch. Always. Ralph only acts like a tough guy when there is 20 paypigs and retards with him. Ralph only pretends to be tough on the Internet.

Here is a beautiful example of Old Ralph™ being more scared than a woman.

 

[ThePhoenix]

$5 Ralph didn't get through security.

 

[Oxyjen]

Unless there's something more exciting than Ralph walking around being Ralph. KF's ground assets already have that angle covered. We can't just go around buzzing people in front of a courthouse to get a reaction.

Is this a militaristic way of saying you have a quadcopter?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Half hour to go, has anyone spotted Nick by the court yet?

I wonder if he'll be fashionably late.

 

[Pelican Bones]

tbh this Minnesota Mong is exactly what I would expect a Steel Toe fan to look like. Checks out.