Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

[GhostSquad]

Is today the day we finally confirm that Ethan Ralph is 5'1?

 

[Guntkvd]

Not Ethan Ralph
A cuck denied his name and keedz

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

You could hear it in his voice. He was scared. Scared little piggy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Not Ethan Ralph
A cuck denied his name and keedz

The name his DADDY GAVE HIM!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Seriously I can't believe Ralph is so bitchmade that a random guy coming up, non-hostile, almost happy to see him, is all it takes to deny his name. What happened to "Hey! Hey! R-Ralph! Ralph family! Ralph family! Motherfucker!" Churchbros, I don't feel so good!

Not to mention the massive W he just gave Ashton and Andy, they'll never let him live it down

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Half hour to go, has anyone spotted Nick by the court yet?

I wonder if he'll be fashionably late.

He'll do the tried and true tactic of just not showing up, worked for him last time right?

 

[bile demon]

If you're a gross neckbeard retard who looks like Gator or look like your parents might be siblings pls stay home.

Don't worry, Null isn't going to be there in person.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

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Ethan Ralph remembering Portugal as random man on the street approaches him and says hello

More like this
Ralph's Brain when a random stranger starts talking to him

$5 Ralph didn't get through security.

Make that $25 dollars.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

I didn't think of this but does Rekieta know that Ralph is going to his hearing ? lol

 

[Telemeter]

Is today the day we finally confirm that Ethan Ralph is 5'1?

No need to confirm it, it's a matter of public record.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

ACTUALLY MUH NAME IS ETHAN AUGUST-IN

I'M HERE ON A MATTER OF TORTA LAW

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Half hour to go, has anyone spotted Nick by the court yet?

I wonder if he'll be fashionably late.

That would be contempt of court...

 

[Pentamidine]

He'll do the tried and true tactic of just not showing up, worked for him last time right?

Actually - does he even have to be there for this? Couldn't it just be his attorney? If so, I could see him not going so he can TOTALLY OWN the Karen Farms by not giving anyone a chance to see him act out in court.

 

[Vibralldo]

That would be contempt of court...

Based on his reactions to other court orders, he wouldn't care.

 

[ThePhoenix]

Steel Toe fans have larger breasts than Steel Toe and Rekieta whores.

Confirmed.

 

[BubbleButt]

Missed oppo to call it the omnibussy

 

[RussianParasite]

That would be contempt of court...

Wouldn’t be the first time he didn’t show up. One could argue he’s never actually showed up to court though, for himself or his clients.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Don't worry, Null isn't going to be there in person.

Null will surprise everyone and come down from the rafters when Nick is walking out of the courthouse.

 

[Angry Shoes]

This is Ethan's social life.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Is this a militaristic way of saying you have a quadcopter?

I don't know the exact details of what assets we have, nor are individuals/flight groups to tell each other. This is for both their safety (ie; accidental doxxing) and also because the feds read the Farms too.

Additional rule to those already posted by Null:

* No hotspots with spicy SSID's or Bluejacking with spicy messages
Please read and reflect.