Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Does Ralph know what Jim looks like? Could we have arranged for people to show up in wheel chairs being pushed by asian women to cinfuse him?

We are not the Autistic Illuminati, but I feel like if we were this is what we should do.

 

[Riceback]

What happen to Mr. Big Bad sex offender gonna put his camera up to the window the car of those Kiwis and them not doing shit about it bish?

Also to the troon who was there to witness the court proceedings, I can see your bald spot. Kill yourself.

Is this "balding troon" in the room with us?

 

[Double Taps]

What are the odds we get Aaron doing some damage to Nick's case in the future? April is greased, but how buck broken is Aaron to sit idly by while his world burns at the hands of the Cokeitas, I wonder.

 

[Foltest]

Glad to see that our fellow kiwi agents know how to dress well.
The Pig monster still oink and oink.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Okay I confess I was the one who screamed “Julllaaay” in the courtroom and then Naruto ran out of the court before the bailiff could grab me.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Last minute reminder. To everyone going to the hearing:

1. Be a complete sped. It'll be a lot funnier.
2. Say you're a representative of the Kiwi Farms and that you're Josh's top guy
3. When Ralph inevitably yells "KILLSTREAM BABEY!!!!!!" remember to yell "MATI LIVE BABEY!!!!!" back but even louder
4. Call Nick's attorney a faggot as loud as you can during court preceding's
5. Sneak a phone into the court room and record it all

And you're all set!

And remember to shout KILL STREAM BABY as you get escorted out with an optional FIVE STAR DAYS

 

[Slime Spewing Spasm Chasm]

Little Ralph edit.
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Ralph's shirt makes him look like an alternate reality version of himself who works an honest job at the local bowling alley to support his 3 kids.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Ralph's shirt makes him look like an alternate reality version of himself who works an honest job at the local bowling alley to support his 3 kids.

He looks like a make-a-wish kid dying from progeria.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I'm not trying to sound like I'm clutching my pearls. But I think we should be nicer to the people who went out of their way to go to this hearing. They didn't get paid for this and did it solely for our entertainment. Making fun of them has the potential to discourage people from doing similar things in the future.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Are we so demoralized by Tranny propaganda regarding our userbase that it's honestly surprising that our users are functional, capable human beings capable of cleaning themselves and showing up to court in appropriate attire?

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Here is a comprehensive summary of what happened at today's omnibus hearing.

The court has determined that the following statements about Ethan Oliver Ralph are true and honest facts:

1. He is fat
2. He is retarded
3. He is bitch-made
4. He smells like 2 day old road kill
5. His brain has been melted by xannie berries

The court has determined that the following statements about Nicholas Robert Rekieta are true and honest facts:

1. Nick Rekieta has always been into sucking uhhh... little boy cock, which is weird.

I hope this answers everybody's questions.

 

[themanwhowalks]

This is the female (?) equivalent of Rackets' hairline. It's beyond over.

Tbh you sound like a faggot

 

[Captain Manning]

All of you look 1000% better than the rage pig.

Which I get isn't hard.... Look, just take the compliment.

I think some people have the mentality that everything always has to be made fun of somehow, or there is no point posting here.

Personally, I think making fun of Ralph is enough. Not much happened on Nick's end. All the Kiwis looked fine as far as I can tell. I earnestly appreciate the effort they put in too.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Hey everyone sorry I was going so deep undercover I dressed as a troon but I knew you'd understand as soon as I explain the 4D chess like seriously NOBODY will expect a troon to be a kiwi

However, on the off chance that wasn't actually a troon, I feel bad for slightly mannish women anymore because they get clocked wrong thanks to the degeneracy of others.

 

[Riceback]

Little Ralph edit.
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[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Here is a comprehensive summary of what happened at today's omnibus hearing.

The court has determined that the following statements about Ethan Oliver Ralph are true and honest facts:

1. He is fat
2. He is retarded
3. He is bitch-made
4. He smells like 2 day old road kill
5. His brain has been melted by xannie berries

The court has determined that the following statements about Nicholas Robert Rekieta are true and honest facts:

1. Nick Rekieta has always been into sucking uhhh... little boy cock, which is weird.

I hope this answers everybody's questions.

He is also balding pretty badly, I was legitimately surprised since hes not old at all and I know many guys his age who still look just fine. It wasn't too strong tbh but he had a distinct musky odor for sure,

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I'm not trying to sound like I'm clutching my pearls. But I think we should be nicer to the people who went out of their way to go to this hearing. They didn't get paid for this and did it solely for our entertainment. Making fun of them has the potential to discourage people from doing similar things in the future.

eh most everyone is saying what a great job they did. if they can't handle the stuff a minority of users (who were too bitchmade to show up to the hearing anyhow) say they aren't cut out for the site. Can't be like ralph and rekeita and let a bunch of anon retards bother you lmfao.

 

[Dyn]

his hotwife April

I just want to point out that the proper cuckholdery term for April is "cuckcake". Kayla is his hotwife.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Here is a comprehensive summary of what happened at today's omnibus hearing.

The court has determined that the following statements about Ethan Oliver Ralph are true and honest facts:

1. He is fat
2. He is retarded
3. He is bitch-made
4. He smells like 2 day old road kill
5. His brain has been melted by xannie berries

You forgot:

• He has a massive bald spot that he tries to hide at all cost

 

[There She Glows]

I honestly don't know where the troon stuff is coming from lmao. Literally two women waiting in the hallway, one blatantly asked me if I knew "Nick's wife's name" for her note taking purposes.

How is somebody active enough in Nick's thread to go to the hearing but doesn't know Kayla's name? Very strange.