Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 60 16.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 139 38.7%
  • Total voters
    359
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
You’d think they would hire a fucking maid service for their crack shack(s). You can get those in the sticks, it effectively gig work and typically they’ll wipe down the walls.
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The only thing I can think is that because it is not part of the getting high/drunk cycle they simply do not see the conditions in which they live.
 
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This is the life kiwibros that we are missing out on.

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Nick; So Mr lawyer man how much are we talking here?

White; Well Mr Rekieta there was a lot of drugs, allegations of child neglect and a lot of livestreams of you being totally shit faced.

Nick; Perhaps you don't understand me Mr later man, what's the fucking cost?

White; Right Mr Rekieta, well I've spoke with Barnes and he thinks we can get the warrant chucked out, so it's going to be a lot of work...

Nick; Just tell me god damn it...

White; lowest estimate if that second home of yours.

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This is a work of fiction but probably close to being accurate
 
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ThinkBeforeYouSneed said:
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This is the life kiwibros that we are missing out on.

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1, 2, 3, 4. I guess we know who Nick is pawning off his wife to tonight. More time with April. Less time with the destroyed body of Kayla.

Someone is about to get gunted. Just ask Alice. When she's 10 feet tall.
 
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Pelican Bones said:
>"muh keeeds are in danger, ya honah!"
>brings home convicted sex offender

Nick, have you stopped poisoning your children with cocaine yet?
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Wait, they are at home? I thought they were outside. Then I assume this is a family member that went with them and not a bystander?
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