DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"i'm a busy dude"
:story: like fuck you are. all you do is sit on your atrophying ass and bitch and complain all day while playing video games extremely poorly. You have literally zero life
and reading the farms.
Phil seems to think that Null should feel personally responsible for people on this board hurting his feelings. Wasn't that a whole point of contention on the Internet a few backs? Article something or other. The whole thing being that site owners couldn't and shouldn't be held accountable for the stuff that randoms post on their websites. Even if Null finds this board annoying I really can't see him bending the knee just because some idiot online hates us more.
Phail likes to ignore that section 230 exists now. He certainly had no problem with it when he was shitting on people in the SRK forum.
Maybe I'm just an idiot who can't speak English. I'm not saying that anyone on this board committed any crimes—I know that's a lie. What I'm saying is that Phil, DarksydePhil himself, asked for this board to be closed because, and I quote, 'people used it as a haven for malicious activity and crime.' I thought that not challenging him on this lie is just complying with it and opened yourself to the lies of Cloudflare and ISP companies to denied service to the site because of this.
He will just build another strawman to avoid answering. His famous 'answer' is always "let me ask you X"
So he has no equity on his home? He os even more fucked than i thought.

“They never emailed me to tell me that only paying interest wont’t give me the home. Morans!”
Only equity might be the difference if the value went up. He's not getting a refi with the begruptcy and a shaky 'career'
 
This Kino arc really is the grift that keeps grifting and I can't be more happy with how it has turned out. Phil's mental illness saga is only getting worse and worse with how bad his delusions are getting and the ride is an amazing one to watch. SmugSydePhil crashing down into a wreck trying to get pity points for Kino Casino 'using' him while at the same time threatening them with lawsuits or some other legal bullshit will be something I can wait for.
 
every day the casino streak continues just makes the end that much more juicy. I hope it goes for a few more months and ends on a friday night fights stream and he stays an extra 2+ hours begging and losing his precious points. it's a level of delayed gratification that he could never comprehend. with the general decline we've observed between the vest streak and now, he might actually have a real spoon-tier breakdown. one can only hope.
 
Good luck to the KC pigs/fin subs/whatever you idiots want to be called, Phil expects you to continue not only giving him $50/stream and $100/day, the old peasant goals, but $150/stream and $300/day, 6 days a week for a few months before he'll feel comfortable.

(Yes I'm going to pocket watch, piggy said it and I like numbers)

Lets assume 3 months... Phil says he wants $300 day/$1800 week for the next 13 weeks before he'll feel comfortable. Also you must still be members, also you must still super chat, and of course, you must also watch content too. So $23k in tips over the next 13 weeks, which would be more than any period outside of Vest Streak 1.0, and would also exceed any normal 13-week period, is required to feel comfortable. Not even the fake $5k expenses per month make that number make sense.

*Oh and Halloween is in there, and you have to go above and beyond for that. You cannot skip events.
 
"i'm a busy dude"
:story: like fuck you are. all you do is sit on your atrophying ass and bitch and complain all day while playing video games extremely poorly. You have literally zero life
That, reading the 'farms, hopping into his secret Discord to talk crap about Derich and the other dents, starting Twitter beefs, seeing what Sir Wong is talking about, pulling Hogans, sending e-mails to Jaxx and other dents at 2AM, and stalking Panda's Instagram account.

Yet, he's "busy", 5 year old's make better use of their time than what mature adult with a business degree does.
 
That, reading the 'farms, hopping into his secret Discord to talk crap about Derich and the other dents, starting Twitter beefs, seeing what Sir Wong is talking about, pulling Hogans, sending e-mails to Jaxx and other dents at 2AM, and stalking Panda's Instagram account.

Yet, he's "busy", 5 year old's make better use of their time than what mature adult with a business degree does.
While totally sleeping next to his wife that he totally shares a bed with still and totally isn't just a roommate of at best and an acquaintance that are stuck in a lease at worse.

The "I just fixed my corny ass LED board" was at 4 am yesterday. Anybody who has slept next to somebody knows you can't be randomly watching videos and getting out of bed without getting a smack for doing it.
 
This Kino arc really is the grift that keeps grifting and I can't be more happy with how it has turned out. Phil's mental illness saga is only getting worse and worse with how bad his delusions are getting and the ride is an amazing one to watch. SmugSydePhil crashing down into a wreck trying to get pity points for Kino Casino 'using' him while at the same time threatening them with lawsuits or some other legal bullshit will be something I can wait for.
Yeah I think this is the peak of his delusion. Like before he still had the "I'm just a small rinkydink streamer I don't have big aspirations" pity cope. Now he is saying he is outright above people
 
"Don't talk about detractors in my chat, I'm above them"

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Yes, make your streams revolve completely around drama and shitting on detractors, but forbid your viewers to talk about it. You just can't make this shit up, he has completely lost the plot...

He is becoming more and more deranged by the day, this is excellent. The utterly bizarre clothing and hats, patchy beard and growing collection of junk behind him makes him look like a developmentally delayed schizo.
 
Only equity might be the difference if the value went up. He's not getting a refi with the begruptcy and a shaky 'career'
I figured his only chance when he was older was that when he had to sell the kawndo, it would net hom several hundred thousand dollars

That's when Kat was 25 and thin. I don't know if she can work any shit retail job now.
She is fat and retarded. She can get a tugboat just like the dents
 
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I wonder if Phail pays only the interest on his mortgage. Someone who refuses to replace a dishwasher or repair a bathroom is hardly looking at the long-term goal of owning one's home free and clear.
This is the guy who had 13 credit cards he was paying minimum on. Phil pays the barest possible on everything and wonders why he has no money for other stuff.
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This mf is lying about not be able to save money with this amount of glowing shit behind him that he bought for no reason. Unbelievable.
Lmao this guy will never invest on the stock market. He considers it gambling (technically yeah) and is afraid he would lose everything, and he had that position a decade ago. Finance Major Burnell doesn't understand good stocks and bad stocks dood.
 
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Hate to break it to you, Philly cheesesteak! Khat doesn't have the mental fortitude to get a better job. But, hey! You put a ring on the horse, so, sucks to suck!
while I do agree with you, minimum wage in his area is like $19 and change she can stare blankly at the back wall and flip burgers and make more money in 5 hours people in some areas of the country would make doing the same job for 8. hell where I live panda express is fucking hiring managers starting at $31/hr and thats basically writing the schedules and ordering food ontop of whatever the other wagies do.
 
He always does that, its so funny.

When he talked about Josh, he was like, "Someone named Josh Moon, I think he is the owner of KF or whatever" then lore dumped KF and how Josh ruined his life cause he wont sweep for him, LOL.
If he mentions someone/something and immediately follows up with “I’m not really sure about it/them but people have told me”’ that means he watches everything about them and seethes about how they are more important than him. ESPECIALLY if they shat on him or called him and his wife fat retards.
 
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