US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Kenan Thompson is on stage? Who's next, Dan Schneider?
Dan Schneider produced Kenan & Kel.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

“This is project 2025” - 2024 edition Fat Albert

He’s tastefully dressed in a hoodie featuring a beach ball pattern, that resembles his physique, accessorized by the obligatory tacky, Gold ghetto chain (no self respecting black man leaves home without it) . I think he lost his way trying to get to Nickelodeons kids Choice Awards

 

[Harvey Danger]

"On page 584 of Project 2025"

I do not believe anyone in the Democratic Party can read more than 3 pages in a day. If there are actually this many pages in whatever printed version they have, they must've thrown hundreds of interns at it.

Edit: I am interested, from a pure curiosity of performance gimmicks, if he's just making up numbes off the top of his head. He's a good enough performer to do it, I don't see any bookmarks in the pages, page "319" looks like it's the same distance through the book as "584"

 

[Wii U]

They have nothing, do they? Unless this version of Project 2025 is their own playbook.

 

[Breadbassket]

Protesters near the DNC claim that Jesus was Palestinian.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

He’s tastefully dressed in a hoodie featuring a beach ball pattern

That's not a beach ball, snookums. That's Umbrella Corporation.

Remember: it's all about joy!

 

[mlanguishi]

Mindy!! HAHAA NOOO

 

[Quixotic Man]

Do they just put the big Project 2025 book on the wall leading up to the podium? Is it next to the fire extinguisher?

 

[Alter Ego]

Oh no, it's the Velma woman.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>My mother, Swati
For fuck sakes, between her and Shamala, is there any poo woman that has a normal sounding name that doesn't make me wanna bust a gut laughing?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

DO NOT REDEEM SAAR

 

[Harvey Danger]

I may have been wrong yesterday: they're dumping the celebrities on day 3, instead of on day 4 to lead into Kamala's speech. Unless they have so many celebrities stacked up, they're going to do it two days in a row.

They aren't really banking on "star studded Convention" headlines, are they? Nobody cares about 2nd hand celebrity after Covid.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Protesters near the DNC claim that Jesus was Palestinian.

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He was born in what is now modern day Syria. He was Dalmascan but that ethnicity no longer exists so in modern day terms he'd be Syrian or possibly Lebanonese depending on which border was closer.

Tldr Jesus was not a smelly Palestinian rapeugee.

 

[Necrosan]

I guess I may have been wrong yesterday: they're dumping the celebrities on day 3, instead of on day 4 to lead into Kamala's speech. Unless they have so many celebrities stacked up, they're going to do it two days in a row.

They aren't really banking on "star studded Convention" headlines, are they? Nobody cares about 2nd hand celebrity after Covid.

"Fuck rich people, also say hello to the next celebrity!".

Thank God all of them seem to have holes in their brain otherwise the realization of the massive fucking hypocrisy this shitshow has been would give them a stroke.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

“ but the thing I remember most about Kamala, is guys, she can cook!” - member of Kamala’s “sisterhood of Travel into all men’s pants”

 

[mlanguishi]

Why didn't they bring these low-energy charisma clowns out at the beginning, jeezus. This is so pathetic.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Listen to this nigger tell us MAGA doesn't care about average everyday Americans. What a fucking faggot.

 

[Alter Ego]

I guess I may have been wrong yesterday: they're dumping the celebrities on day 3, instead of on day 4 to lead into Kamala's speech. Unless they have so many celebrities stacked up, they're going to do it two days in a row.

They aren't really banking on "star studded Convention" headlines, are they? Nobody cares about 2nd hand celebrity after Covid.

Not that I'm a PR specialist, but I'm guessing it's strategic to avoid allocating big charismatic celebrities on Kamala's day because she'll appear underwhelming by immediate comparison. That's why word is that Oprah is going to appear tonight rather than tomorrow.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Oh no, it's the Velma woman.
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Can she be eaten by a rabid dog in life?

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

How many of these RINOs at the DNC are unelectable after this? This has to be political suicide right?