Dustborn - The Latest and Biggest DEI Flop to Date that No One Asked for!

HermioneGranger said:

In light of Dustborn launching with a historical 81 player peak yesterday, here is Game Director Ragnar Tørnquist promoting his game by talking about the importance of Diversity on BBC News​


The woke mind virus have lobotomized this one good.
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The way he's been sucking her off makes me believe that she might be sucking him off.
 
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What a tasteful game, rhyming porn and newborn in a song, and basically advocating for replacement migration.

We're the freaks
We're the outcasts
We look just like you
And nothing like you
You're past due
We will eclipse you
We're the aliens
We're the refugees
We walk among you
We're right behind you
Your time is past
Your kind won't last
We're the dust born
This bug is airborne
We're the new porn
Our kind is newborn
 
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Shitty woke games like Dusborn = Unique, according to Alyssa Mercante's biggest simp and mental Antifa soyboy Dave Rivera (airbagged / kate bush's husband).
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Baraadmirer said:
Looks like Dustborn is going strong with 76 players in the past 24 hours. Much success. Steam Charts
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Dustborn has increased its player count by 2 overnight. Do you know what this means? If it stays on its current trajectory, Dustborn will have just under 1,000 players in one year time. Dustborn sisters... we won!
 
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Baraadmirer said:
Looks like Dustborn is going strong with 76 players in the past 24 hours. Much success. Steam Charts
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Apparently this game was funded almost entirely by the Norwegian government much like how the Canadian government funds gayshit and niggershit.

I doubt they care since it's not their money.
 
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Quarterback Rex Grossman said:
The amount of swearing SJW demons do has actually inspired me to clean up my language. Seriously, the opening scene of that game is some negro saying "fuck fuck fuckity fuck" for like five minutes.
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In the absence of being able to push any other kind of boundary, the SJW chooses to fill their mature story with swearing, because it's the only truly edgy thing they can do. Can't say nigger though.
Throng of Titans said:
What a tasteful game, rhyming porn and newborn in a song, and basically advocating for replacement migration.
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When the world is one giant third world shithole who is going to buy games like this?
 
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Throng of Titans said:

What a tasteful game, rhyming porn and newborn in a song, and basically advocating for replacement migration.

We're the freaks
We're the outcasts
We look just like you
And nothing like you
You're past due
We will eclipse you
We're the aliens
We're the refugees
We walk among you
We're right behind you
Your time is past
Your kind won't last
We're the dust born
This bug is airborne
We're the new porn
Our kind is newborn
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I came over here soon as I saw that clip.

It reminds me of Goodbye Volcano High (the Snoot Game ripoff) the lyrics, control schemes, designs, and even focus are so similar.

Edit: Also Life is Strange (all of them), with the asinine powers and Tumblr characterization against a backdrop of American beauty. It even has Chloe’s gimmick from the second game.

Also why is the East Coast underwater but most of the West Coast isn't?
 
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Here is a longplay of Dustborn. No commentary, just 18 hours of "Gameplay". As far as I can tell this is the complete game.
The vast majority of the game is dialogue. No idea on if any of your choices matter or if there any any other endings. Combat looks really short and, pathetically. The bad guys don't appear to pose any sort of threat at all.
 
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Fagnacious D said:
Here is a longplay of Dustborn. No commentary, just 18 hours of "Gameplay". As far as I can tell this is the complete game.
The vast majority of the game is dialogue. No idea on if any of your choices matter or if there any any other endings. Combat looks really short and, pathetically. The bad guys don't appear to pose any sort of threat at all.
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I mean despite all the actual content being fuck awful I will give them this, 20 hours is vastly more game than I was expecting.

Usually these woke Tumblr artstyle indies are like 3-5 hours maybe at the longest.
 
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POWER IN MISERY said:
two constants in very bad tumblr works are the bewilderment of the incredible, superhuman responsibility of being able to drive a car and subconsciously adding the gay black oblivion vampire
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Honestly I think it's because they're emotionally stunted urban. There has to be a couple of cities in Norway where you can get by without a car.
 
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Is this shit even newsworthy? It's not some AAA with million dollar budget sunk into marketing that flopped, but some bland indie game nobody heard or cared about before the release. Faggotry aside, it's not different from the horde of indies that never made it. For every Hades, Undertale etc there are hundred of titles released every year that fail to get past 100 mark.
 
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Bobbobson said:
Is this shit even newsworthy? It's not some AAA with million dollar budget sunk into marketing that flopped, but some bland indie game nobody heard or cared about before the release. Faggotry aside, it's not different from the horde of indies that never made it. For every Hades, Undertale etc there are hundred of titles released every year that fail to get past 100 mark.
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Inciting and furthering the culture war is pretty funny, so I'd say yes, it is newsworthy.
 
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Bobbobson said:
Is this shit even newsworthy?
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Erm, a little I think. It has a lot of backing from mainstream press, and its fucking died on its arse. Not to mention, even on fit tranny and dying dodi, the game is getting shat upon for being woke turdage.

Also, its funded by the EU, so any excuse to shit on the EU is good in my book.
 
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