Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

I’m still making my way through this thread from page one. Quick question: Do we have the actual court filings from the appliance company’s lawsuit against Jack? If not I can try to hunt it down on PACER. Only saw links to the docket list of filings but so far haven’t seen the PDF of the company’s suit against Jack.

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Not much to it since he shat himself and settled like a bitch nearly immediately (which to be fair was the right choice under the circumstances).

 

[Rod Dangerous]

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Not much to it since he shat himself and settled like a bitch nearly immediately (which to be fair was the right choice under the circumstances).

“I’d like to draw your attention to one thing in particular in Exhibit C.”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The initial complaint was a fun read, mostly because I can imagine Jack’s emotions running their full gamut from tantrum rage to crying little bitch as he read it. Nigger got busted for being a shameless liar and clickwhore. I wonder how many tens of thousands of calories he slammed back that day.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Yeah, like boiling omelettes in plastic minigrip bags because just leaving them onto the frying pan is way too much work. Nobody sane would ever come up with something like that.

I remember doing that once at a campout. I think everyone decided it was a bad idea. A couple bags burst and got melty because a few got too close to the fire and the exposed edge of pot that was super hot.
At least a dozen young boyscouts learned from our mistakes. Same cannot be said about Jack.

 

[Tiresome]

I remember doing that once at a campout. I think everyone decided it was a bad idea. A couple bags burst and got melty because a few got too close to the fire and the exposed edge of pot that was super hot.
At least a dozen young boyscouts learned from our mistakes. Same cannot be said about Jack.

They sous vided over a CAMPFIRE? Literally the whole point is to hold it at a very exact temperature guided by the thermostat in the machine.

Come to think of it, now I want to see Jack try to sous vide on one of his grills.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

They sous vided over a CAMPFIRE? Literally the whole point is to hold it at a very exact temperature guided by the thermostat in the machine.

Come to think of it, now I want to see Jack try to sous vide on one of his grills.

He's tried a "Lazy Man" version of this which worked... kinda but it was indoors.

He had a pot on a burner with a temperature probe set to cut the power when the temperature got too hot and then turn it back on when it got too cool. And it worked... kinda.
His mistake was pinning the steak to the side of he pot but not agitating the water in any way so one side was always against the side.

So it's not really a lazy man recipe so much as a cheap workaround. But Jack doesn't language too good and falls into using certain words when they don't belong like overusing "wars" when going out to try a certain food.

 

[semitooth]

does Tammy/jacks phone have fucking pokemon go open on the dash?
also they ordered 8 chicken fries, but mysteriously when Tammy "tries" them on camera there only seem to be a few left in the box

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

It’s a shame that Jack stopped enlightening people
with his brain damage on Quora. Even after suffering 2 more strokes after his 2011 stroke which he famously blamed on energy drink and being too damn successful selling his sauces he continues to blames energy drinks because “cause strokes”

 

[Chorton]

It’s not Jack’s atrocious diet and sedentary lifestyle that are keeping him sick. It’s Big Pharma!

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These people will support anyone who tells them nothing about their shitty situation is their fault. White Boomer dindus are insufferable.

"Big Pharma" is the only reason why he's still able to waddle around and stuff his face. He's so insufferable. You're telling me he and the rest of the Scalfatties weren't begging the doctors to perform miracles on him?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I needed some background noise for a tedious task today and this stream sure fit the bill.

https://www.youtube.com/live/dP7-7YUk2FI

This guy is hilarious. In addition to claiming he’s “still crying” about George Floyd’s death and another dead negro in Atlanta, he orders his audience “Don’t watch the news!!!!” — then immediately tells them if they want to find out about sports or the weather, “Just get Yahoo News on your phone.”

He also spends ages defending himself for posting a sneaky shot of his neighbor (along with a critical comment) while also lecturing his audience about how “You should criticize in private, not public. You guys are always looking for ways to disagree with me and make me look wrong.”

Jack Scalfani has a mental age of four years old. I have no idea how anyone in his family tolerates him, but the fact that they all appear to be eating their feelings does not surprise me.

 

[Tiresome]

Has it really never been covered in the thousands of pages of this thread how one of the judges on that show was Matthew Mcconaughey's brother and how their family's fortune partly comes from owning land where canned hunting takes place?

Okay?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Eating raw crustaceans is a really bad idea. No one eats raw shrimp as sushi, or at least no one should. Vibrio is no joke

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Eating raw crustaceans is a really bad idea. No one eats raw shrimp as sushi, or at least no one should. Vibrio is no joke

This is Jack Scalfani, lover of sushi-grade chicken, we’re talking about. If he’s not eating shit raw, he’s cooking it in plastic bags so his family can enjoy a dose of complimentary poison with every bite.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Every time Jack says something stupid, I wish that his next stroke incapacitates him.

 

[Tiresome]

I mean they aren't shit kicking roughneck cowboys, they're pampered industry people who grew up in luxury and are nasty evil cunts if you look at where their money came from. Thinking that Jack was being berated by a bunch of salt of the earth hillbillies is on par with thinking Duck Dynasty was real.

They actually made money, regardless of their personal morals, they were successful businesspeople and thus more than qualified to cut Jack Scalfani down to the blubbering little bitch boy he immediately became.

 

[BlastMonk]

meds = bad; fast food = good

god, some of his logic confuses me.

Big Pharma = Wants you sick and unwell to keep buying meds
Fast Food = Want you to be healthy to live as long as possible to eat their food as often as possible
Makes perfect sense, vaccines will kill you but eating fast food 3 times day lets you live as long as possible

 

[Tiresome]

Big Pharma = Wants you sick and unwell to keep buying meds
Fast Food = Want you to be healthy to live as long as possible to eat their food as often as possible
Makes perfect sense, vaccines will kill you but eating fast food 3 times day lets you live as long as possible

I loved reading all about the Super Size Me asshole, whose vaunted liver dysfunction supposedly caused by 30 Big Macs in a month was actually a result of the raging decades-long alcoholism he somehow failed to mention.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Of all the slimy shit Jack does, LARPing as some kind of lay preacher is by far the most insufferable. Instead of sharing his “testimony” (a word beloved by his ilk) about his shortcomings and how he tries to overcome them using spiritual tools — which would require humility — Jack will only order people around and tell everyone what THEY “need” to do.



If your house of worship is fronted by some fat fag in mom jeans and sneakers, your house of worship would be more useful as kindling. Way to show honor and respect, faggots.

 

[Tiresome]

Of all the slimy shit Jack does, LARPing as some kind of lay preacher is by far the most insufferable. Instead of sharing his “testimony” (a word beloved by his ilk) about his shortcomings and how he tries to overcome them using spiritual tools — which would require humility — Jack will only order people around and tell everyone what THEY “need” to do.

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If your house of worship is fronted by some fat fag in mom jeans and sneakers, your house of worship would be more useful as kindling. Way to show honor and respect, faggots.

These retards that Jack loudly tries to be want to bring America back to a Gawdly Perfect idolized past but if you tried to suggest once that maybe that should involve also going back to nice suits and dresses for an hour on Sunday like respectful churchgoers used to they'd have a fucking aneurysm.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

These retards that Jack loudly tries to be want to bring America back to a Gawdly Perfect idolized past but if you tried to suggest once that maybe that should involve also going back to nice suits and dresses for an hour on Sunday like respectful churchgoers used to they'd have a fucking aneurysm.

The sheer laziness of these fat boomers is off the charts. None of these people are willing to put in anything more than the absolute bare minimum they can get away with expending — and that applies to every area of their lives. I bet they also mosey into church carrying their Starbucks and wear flannel pajama bottoms and slippers to the grocery store. These are the same bottom of the barrel white people who scream at their TV screens and think they have something to teach the rest of America about how to live life.